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LB: The Wings Go To LA Seeking A Surgically Enhanced Victory
by VooX on 02/06/10 at 03:00 PM ET
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The Wings return to the land of sunshine and silicone for yet another afternoon weekend game.
Thanks to Gary. Ass’ schedule it is the third weekend in a row we play an afternoon game.
But I am in a very bad mood about our last game, and that means today’s LB will feature some nipping and tucking of song choices.
Kronwall is out, as is May who is replaced by Maltby today. I know this because our good friend Jeff from OK told me so in today’s GDT. You see, the past couple of days I haven’t been able to stomach any work of our Diggers. I don’t need drooling analysis of what we all know is a lack of heart and commitment on the Red Wings. I’ll stick to reading the 19 and their blogs for insight with some venom. God bless them all, each and every one of them.
After the amazing victory in San Jose to drop a turd in Anaheim has everybody pissed off. And rightfully so.
So until the Wings start winning games, as we know they are capable of doing, there will be no musical selections for the Live Blog.
If the Wings make us suffer, we shouldn’t sugar coat the LB’s with fun musical choices. It is the homestretch of the season now, the time for fun and games is over. It is time to put the skate to the throat and press down. Bitches.
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LA announcers, though good, are not keeping up with missing wings. What happened to Homer and Eaves?
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/06/10 at 05:58 PM ET
it’s good that we are behind computers and not in the stands, fists would be flying all over the placce. to clarify former posts:
losing hurts more than winning feels good
get it?
Right. Fists would totally be flying over a Brad Stuart argument.
And yes, I get it. No amount of time will allow you to write any opinion of that game or team that will sound any less ridiculous.
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 02/06/10 at 05:59 PM ET
Miller gone too.
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 05:59 PM ET
I think the censors know that the 19 has just about had it and is ready to go all kinds of Mid-East up in here, so they don’t want to mess with the comments.
Posted by Lindas1st from New England on 02/06/10 at 06:00 PM ET
Injury update, PLEASE.
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/06/10 at 06:00 PM ET
LA announcers, though good, are not keeping up with missing wings. What happened to Homer and Eaves?
Homer is officially not returning this game, Eaves hasn’t been on the bench this period.
Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 02/06/10 at 06:00 PM ET
What the shit is going on with the injuries?
Has there been ANY update on Holmstrom or Eaves?
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 06:01 PM ET
So much for worrying about going over the salary cap ...
Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 05:59 PM ET
That silver lining is kinda shitty.
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 06:01 PM ET
Cap ... Homer hurt his leg. Not sure we know how. Miller and Eaves both hurt blocking shots on earlier PKs.
Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 06:01 PM ET
Bleed Bert….bleed
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 06:02 PM ET
If the Wings manage to get a point out of this clusterfuck (will that pass the censors?), I will laugh until I cry.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 02/06/10 at 06:02 PM ET
Please let there be blood drawn…
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 06:03 PM ET
Bleed Bert….bleed
Posted by Rumbear from Sandy Eggo on 02/06/10 at 06:02 PM ET
Posted by pgoody on 02/06/10 at 06:03 PM ET
Now I’m wondering: Clusterfuck. *#$%@&. Cocksucker. Cuntbucket.
Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 06:03 PM ET
Bert just got a Grammy nomination!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 06:04 PM ET
What an acting job by Bert…
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 06:04 PM ET
“Cuntbucket”? I’m writing that one down.
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 02/06/10 at 06:05 PM ET
Clusterfuck. *#$%@&. Cocksucker. Cuntbucket.
3 out of 4 ain’y bad, You’re hitting .750
Posted by Lindas1st from New England on 02/06/10 at 06:05 PM ET
Your language is offensive.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 06:05 PM ET
ooo ooo i wanna try…. fiddlestix!, goshdernit!, crude!, gee willikers!!, criminy
Posted by pgoody on 02/06/10 at 06:05 PM ET
*#$%@& hook!
What the *#$%@& is going on here? This powerplay is *#$%@& ridiculous.
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 06:06 PM ET
ooo ooo i wanna try…. fiddlestix!, goshdernit!, crude!, gee willikers!!, criminy
Posted by pgoody from #9 spot in the West on 02/06/10 at 06:05 PM ET
you forgot mitten.
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 06:06 PM ET
If you’re gonna fire the puck right into a King, put it at his face. Our guys get hurt, theirs can too.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 02/06/10 at 06:07 PM ET
Draper on the pp. Back to zero offensive depth.
Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 02/06/10 at 06:07 PM ET
Cool. Perfect time for whiskey dick.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 06:07 PM ET
I wish the PP would just cockslap a bitch.
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 06:09 PM ET
Somebody made a joke about “Maltby Lip Reading Bingo” the other night. You can cross off “Shut the fuch up!” now.
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 02/06/10 at 06:09 PM ET
Somebody made a joke about “Maltby Lip Reading Bingo” the other night. You can cross off “Shut the fuch up!” now.
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 02/06/10 at 06:09 PM ET
No good, I still need him to say “cuntbucket” for my diagonal.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 06:10 PM ET
More Whiskey Dick ahead
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/06/10 at 06:10 PM ET
Ok please, please, please PLEASE. Capitalize.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 06:10 PM ET
How’s the painkiller supply?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 06:10 PM ET
I think HTT is in a morphine-induced coma.
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 06:11 PM ET
That’s funny. They never called that interference in last year’s finals.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 06:11 PM ET
PLEASE PLEASE I WANT A HORSECOCKSLAP
LOOK AT WHAT I’VE BECOME..,AAAA//G/G.FKLJDLKNKDJN .EO789O3JN4BRHFCSJNDNDM,N,MV.D,
Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 06:12 PM ET
Giddy up!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 06:12 PM ET
If the Wings lose this, I may actually do something stupid. My life can’t take more of this kind of disappointment.
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 06:12 PM ET
That’s funny. They never called that interference in last year’s finals.
I was thinking the same thing. In a couple months that won’t be a penalty. Then a couple months after that it will be again.
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 02/06/10 at 06:13 PM ET
Giddy up!
Posted by Rumbear from Sandy Eggo on 02/06/10 at 06:12 PM ET
Cheers to that.
Lets Go Wings.
2/3’rds a roster or not.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 06:14 PM ET
How come Murphy never mentions Maltby’s 50 goal season in Juniorrs,,?
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 02/06/10 at 06:14 PM ET
Jim Fox finally observed that they don’t see Homer on the Wing bench
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/06/10 at 06:14 PM ET
FUUUUUUUUUUCK. *#$%@& *#$%@& *#$%@& *#$%@&.
Okay, now the Kings announcers make mention that Holmstrom isn’t on the bench.
WHAT THE *#$%@& IS WRONG WITH THIS *#$%@& PIECE OF SHIT TEAM?!
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 06:14 PM ET
Bert clearly came to play for the third period
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 06:15 PM ET
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