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LB: The Wings Go To LA Seeking A Surgically Enhanced Victory

The Wings return to the land of sunshine and silicone for yet another afternoon weekend game.

Thanks to Gary. Ass’ schedule it is the third weekend in a row we play an afternoon game.

But I am in a very bad mood about our last game, and that means today’s LB will feature some nipping and tucking of song choices.

Kronwall is out, as is May who is replaced by Maltby today.  I know this because our good friend Jeff from OK told me so in today’s GDT.  You see, the past couple of days I haven’t been able to stomach any work of our Diggers.  I don’t need drooling analysis of what we all know is a lack of heart and commitment on the Red Wings.  I’ll stick to reading the 19 and their blogs for insight with some venom.  God bless them all, each and every one of them.

After the amazing victory in San Jose to drop a turd in Anaheim has everybody pissed off.  And rightfully so.

So until the Wings start winning games, as we know they are capable of doing, there will be no musical selections for the Live Blog.

If the Wings make us suffer, we shouldn’t sugar coat the LB’s with fun musical choices.  It is the homestretch of the season now, the time for fun and games is over.  It is time to put the skate to the throat and press down.  Bitches.

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stayouttamalibu's avatar

2 pps with no goals when we need it the most.  Of course.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 06:15 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Clang

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 06:15 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Dats is sooo gassed

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/06/10 at 06:15 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Clang

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 06:15 PM ET

Bella's avatar

GAH FUCHING POSTS FUCH YOU WORLD

Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 06:15 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Clang…again

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 06:15 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

DAMMIT.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 06:15 PM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

Motherfucking post.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 02/06/10 at 06:15 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Two posts in 30 seconds.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 06:16 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Donkeyfuckers goalpost…

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 06:16 PM ET

Triple Deke Tyler's avatar

Zetterberg hit’s the pipe.  Then Helm does.  I think I’m about to hit one too.

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 02/06/10 at 06:16 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Fuching post.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 06:16 PM ET

pilgrim's avatar

Pass it when you’ve taken your hit, TDT.

Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 06:17 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

So we’re down an entire forward line.

Super *#$%@& duper.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 06:17 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

I spy a Wings forecheck

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 06:17 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Now they observed that the Wing’s bench is three players short

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/06/10 at 06:17 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

shots that hit posts dont count as saves right?

Posted by pgoody on 02/06/10 at 06:18 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Why can’t we forecheck like this all the time?

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 06:18 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Pass it when you’ve taken your hit, TDT.

Pick it, pack it, fire it up, come along….

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 06:18 PM ET

Triple Deke Tyler's avatar

How come Murphy never mentions Maltby’s 50 goal season in Juniorrs,,?

Murph thinks “Maltby” is a type of eastern European brew.

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 02/06/10 at 06:18 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

shots that hit posts dont count as saves right?

Don’t even count as shots.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 06:18 PM ET

Chris in A^2's avatar

Why can’t we forecheck like this all the time?

Because we’re too busy sitting on a lead. Watch it go away if we take the lead again.

Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 02/06/10 at 06:19 PM ET

pilgrim's avatar

Clearing the zone: if you’re a Wing, getting it to the blue line will do, I guess, probably.

Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 06:20 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

i hope we have enough skaters for the inevitable shootout

Posted by pgoody on 02/06/10 at 06:20 PM ET

Bella's avatar

Why can’t we forecheck like this all the time?

Duh ... because we were waiting to be down three forwards. Isn’t that obvious?

Posted by Bella on 02/06/10 at 06:20 PM ET

pilgrim's avatar

I miss Samuelsson, he’d have some funny things to say about Avatar.

Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 06:21 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Holmstrom with a left leg injury; Eaves and Miller with ankles.

Sigh.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 06:21 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

WOOH!!!!

Posted by pgoody on 02/06/10 at 06:22 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

I wish Pavs would make those moves staight to the net instead of the perimeter.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 06:22 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Ouch.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/06/10 at 06:22 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Son. Of. Bitch.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 06:22 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Okay, if the Wings win this, it’ll be news to me.

I’m *#$%@& done.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 02/06/10 at 06:22 PM ET

Triple Deke Tyler's avatar

Goodbye cruel world.

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 02/06/10 at 06:22 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Eaves and Miller have ankle injuries and Homer has a left leg injury according to Kings’ announcers.

Buh bye Wings

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/06/10 at 06:22 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

I can’t believe it.  Twice in a row against the Kings.  Unreal.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 06:23 PM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

Why was Howard down that early?

Posted by DetroitHockey on 02/06/10 at 06:23 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Sweeeet.
Painkiller?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/06/10 at 06:23 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

God Jimmah, that was awful.

When the fuch is Jimmah going to learn how to poke check a puck?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/06/10 at 06:23 PM ET

Chris in A^2's avatar

Somebody better get fired after this game

Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 02/06/10 at 06:24 PM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

I can’t believe it.  Twice in a row against the Kings.  Unreal.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 06:23 PM ET

Why not?

Posted by DetroitHockey on 02/06/10 at 06:24 PM ET

edillac's avatar

Babcock must start throwing things on the ice and\or on his players, scare some shit in them, this is an epidemic

Posted by edillac from isolation on 02/06/10 at 06:24 PM ET

scottytooshotty's avatar

Time to start polishing those irons

Posted by scottytooshotty on 02/06/10 at 06:24 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Awesome.  Can the Wings just forfeit the remaining schedule?  It would make my life less stressful.  And maybe we could get a few first picks in the draft and build the model franchise.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 02/06/10 at 06:25 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

God Jimmah, that was awful.

Ozzie woulda had it…....I’m just saying.  wink

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 06:25 PM ET

pilgrim's avatar

  I can’t believe it.  Twice in a row against the Kings.  Unreal.
  Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 02/06/10 at 06:23 PM ET

Why not?

Posted by DetroitHockey on 02/06/10 at 06:24 PM ET

Exactly. How nice would it be to see this team felch themselves when they had a lead and be SURPRISED?

That would be wooooonderfull.

Posted by pilgrim from the ice at the bottom of the world on 02/06/10 at 06:27 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Ughh….

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 02/06/10 at 06:27 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

I heard an interesting snippet the other day….

Winter Olympics 2006 - Canada Asst. Coach, Ken Hitchcock’s team struggled and he was fired during the season

Winter Olympics 2010 - Canada Asst. Coach, Ken Hitchcock’s team really struggles and he is fired

Also Mike Babcock’s team is struggling…, not going to get fired but makes you think

Posted by pgoody on 02/06/10 at 06:27 PM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

I hate Larry Murphy ‘cause he sounds excited even when the Wings lose.  I want my TV guys to be homers, he doesn’t cut it.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 02/06/10 at 06:27 PM ET

Avatar

I hope they remember the third period. That’s how they have to play every single game here on out.

Unluckiest team in the history of the NHL.

Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 02/06/10 at 06:29 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

fap, homework, xbox, not necessarily in that order

Posted by pgoody on 02/06/10 at 06:29 PM ET

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