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Like Yours, Homer’s Groin Is Good To Go
by IwoCPO on 03/10/08 at 02:09 PM ET
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Last year we titled a post, “Massaging Your Groin Without Shame.” That phrase applies today. Many would say it applies every day. In fact, some would say it’s the state logo of Tennessee. Not me. I try to avoid insulting rival fan bases.
My point? Homer’s still got his eyesight and, apparently, his groin is ok too.
The ultrasound results are back and showed nothing wrong. The MRI results will be back later today.
Encouragingly, Holmstrom said that after feeling sharp pain Saturday, he felt better on Sunday and better still today.
“It feels better and better every day,” said Holmstrom. “Saturday was so bad. There was no way I could practice. I was worried.”
Holmstrom said that he hopes to be able to practice with the Red Wings, tomorrow.
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And Chelios wasn’t kidding about that Yankee Stadium outdoor game….
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=3286014
Posted by TDeters on 03/10/08 at 03:16 PM ET
Ah.. the anti-digger. I’d venture to call him the “Filler”, but thats the name for all the hooves, testicles and raccoon flesh in my hot dog.
Posted by pilgrim on 03/10/08 at 03:49 PM ET
Why is MacLeod so much better than any other reporter in Detroit?
Because he is the Highlander.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 03/10/08 at 04:07 PM ET
There can be only ONE!
Posted by Matt from Chicago on 03/10/08 at 05:06 PM ET
If the trainers have been massaging Homer’s groin for him, does that mean he’s still “master of his own domain?”
Posted by OlderThanChelios from Grand Rapids on 03/10/08 at 06:01 PM ET
I don’t know about Homer OTC, but as for me…“I’m out!”
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 03/10/08 at 06:05 PM ET
BUt just when you thought you were out, you pull yourself back in… and out.
Posted by HockeyinHD on 03/10/08 at 06:35 PM ET
BUt just when you thought you were out, you pull yourself back in… and out.
Rather than HockeyinHD, I though hockeychik said that. I was like, “oh, hell yes, a victory for juvenile fans” and then realized it was just the choir singing (or moaning).
You know, the Highlander used to cut peoples heads off and suck their energy that way. All in favor of Bruce doing that… “yay” ... and it’s unanimous.
Posted by Osrt on 03/10/08 at 08:41 PM ET
That assumes they have any energy worth sucking.
If they just plain suck, the process stops at beheading. I still vote yea!
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 03/11/08 at 05:08 AM ET
I think that’s the point.
Posted by HockeyinHD on 03/11/08 at 12:34 PM ET
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Why is MacLeod so much better than any other reporter in Detroit? Why does this make me so angry! Give this guy one paragraph and he’s already told me more about the Wings this week than Khan, St. James, Kulfan, and GorelwitEwokWiki have.
Seriously! Why is it so hard to attend a practice and wow! Observe who’s actually playing and in what line combination! I really like MacLeod’s blog, but it’s kind of sad how it unerlines how terrible the Freep and the Detnews are. Although props to the Free Press for reporting on Kilpatrick.
Getting close to a healthy team again!
Posted by TDeters on 03/10/08 at 03:12 PM ET