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by IwoCPO on 01/25/09 at 12:27 PM ET
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Updated 1444 EST:  Imagery added below will offend many, many people.  I strongly recommend you go elsewhere now.
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No, I didn’t.  But many of you did and that’s fantastic.

Especially since that would have conflicted with the piss pot skills competition.

I haven’t decided what I’ll be doing at 1800 this evening, but I’ll let you know.

In the meantime, I have two ditties for you. 

This.

That’s from one of the 19, Steve Graff.

And then there’s this from our newest deviant, Bella.  It’s her first comment recorded here and it should be mandatory reading for every one of you.

I’m also a longtime lurker (when I first stumbled across the A2Y last spring I felt just like E.T. must have when he saw that mother ship). I’d never felt comfortable posting, though, because I can’t make most of the live blogs and don’t think my juvenilicious wit is at the proper level. But this weekend I, like so many others, can’t hold back.

1) F-you, Gary Bettman. You’re an f-ing trogolodyte wanker asswipe. Even if you ever make an intelligent decision regarding the NHL, I don’t care—if you made the decision, then it’s bulls*@t. I hope one of the tranny escorts you stumble across on Ste. Catherine St. tonight gives you crabs so you can miss the rest of this weekends “off-ice activities” as well.

2) To those trolls are criticizing the posters on this blog or the Red Wings themselves: F-you too, you pathetic douchebags.

3) To all those media types who are bitching about Lidstrom and Datsyuk ... are you kidding me? Seriously? Lidstrom wins the Norris for the sixth time and the f-ing league can’t even spell his name right—why the hell didn’t any of you start bitching about that? Datsyuk leaves the game with a lower-body injury and gets suspended for not wanting to stand all day shaking hands with some corporate tools who won’t be able to understand a word he’s saying? You can all kiss my ass.

4) And while I’m at it, let me send some f-yous to Sidney Crosby, Chris Pronger, Ryan Getzlaf, Jordin Tootoo and Claude Lemieux. Because I hate all you c*#ksuckers, too.

Okay. I feel better now.

Awesome.

There has been so much written about the joke this weekend has become.  You’ve read it all.  I may write more later.

Stay tuned.

And, at 1445 EST, I’m back.

Many of you have already seen the masterpiece from Hockey Joe over at Gross Misconduct.  If you haven’t read it, do so.  You’ll see this image, which I’ve printed and hung on my six-year old’s bedroom wall. 

And this next one?  Well, if there was ever any doubt as to the depth of the sewer in which we swim?  This should seal it.  Thanks Aaron.

Horrible. I know.

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