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Live From The Hasek Club Car…..It’s A Game 5 Live Blog

“I can’t be bothered with hygiene issues right now.”
—IwoCPO to his wife 7 minutes prior to Game 5.

It’s on.

Whoa…Legwand and Arnott both out tonite. 

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lilja4ever's avatar

No one move. Sit still for the rest of the game. I have a feeling we can freeze the score.

Posted by lilja4ever on 04/18/08 at 08:53 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

Save me Jebus!

“I don’t even BELIEVE in Jeebus!” -Homer Simpson

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 04/18/08 at 08:53 PM ET

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It’s not bingeing - the puking is from stress.  I have a nervous stomach.

And the thing is I’m not normally a chocolate person.  I have a weakness for lemon.

Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 04/18/08 at 08:54 PM ET

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@lilja4ever

But…I can’t stop rocking back and forth.

Pay no attention to the drool.

Posted by jrl123 on 04/18/08 at 08:54 PM ET

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Ya know… if the Stress Train runs on anxiety then we must be crusin’ at about 8000 miles per hour.

Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 04/18/08 at 08:54 PM ET

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long shots, no juicy rebounds. Common guys! Wake up!

Posted by red from SE Michigan on 04/18/08 at 08:54 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

nice hit by Dats

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 04/18/08 at 08:55 PM ET

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“Buddha, Zeus, God! One of you guys do something!  Help! Satan! You owe me!”

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 04/18/08 at 08:56 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Jebus that was close!  One bad deflection, stop thinking about it.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 04/18/08 at 08:58 PM ET

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“About that time, eh chap?”

Posted by Clark on 04/18/08 at 08:58 PM ET

Hap's avatar

Someone want to check on the Chief?  We haven’t heard from him in a while

Posted by Hap from Grand Rapids, MI on 04/18/08 at 08:58 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

lol@wingsindenver

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 04/18/08 at 08:59 PM ET

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I have a weakness for lemon.

Fine, if you can give me a Wings goal, I’ll keep you in lemons for the rest of your life.  And I’ll throw in a crate of lemon curd, another of limoncello, and some Belgian lemon truffles if you can knock out a few of Tutu’s teeth.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 04/18/08 at 09:00 PM ET

lilja4ever's avatar

Help! Satan! You owe me!

Funniest line of the night. Let’s hope he listens.

Posted by lilja4ever on 04/18/08 at 09:00 PM ET

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Net, Dats! Net!  Not the post!

Posted by jrl123 on 04/18/08 at 09:00 PM ET

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He’s up to his ears in cat guts about now.

Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 04/18/08 at 09:00 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

Someone want to check on the Chief?  We haven’t heard from him in a while

The cheddar has him all blocked up. I’m sure he’s listening on the crapper

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 04/18/08 at 09:00 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

gotta be delay of game !!!

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 04/18/08 at 09:01 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

at least they’re calling that.
Completely intentional

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 04/18/08 at 09:01 PM ET

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Detroit power play.  *#$%@& huge.

Posted by Clark on 04/18/08 at 09:01 PM ET

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MAKE SOME FREAKING HAY ON THIS POWER PLAY!!!

Please.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 04/18/08 at 09:01 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

is it me or does Hank look a little slow?

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 04/18/08 at 09:03 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

53-18 with one minute left.  Puke. Now.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 04/18/08 at 09:04 PM ET

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Nashville better not score I don’t think my nails will last in overtime…

Posted by C3091 on 04/18/08 at 09:05 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

hank was tired

Posted by Osrt on 04/18/08 at 09:05 PM ET

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;lfb;aosidhg;lkjadfgrf!@!!!wqerwfgoihwfg!

Posted by jrl123 on 04/18/08 at 09:06 PM ET

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1-0 with 1:06 to go in Game 5 with a 2-2 tie in the series.  This is the very definition of Stress Train.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 04/18/08 at 09:06 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

F(*K!!!!!!

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 04/18/08 at 09:06 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

I’m dead

Posted by Osrt on 04/18/08 at 09:06 PM ET

underthechestnuttree's avatar

WHATS HAPPENING>!>!??

Posted by underthechestnuttree from LaSalle, Ontario, Canada on 04/18/08 at 09:06 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

I’m officially an atheist now.

Enjoy, I’m off to puke.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 04/18/08 at 09:06 PM ET

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Damn it.

Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 04/18/08 at 09:06 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Ken daniels sounds like he’s going to cry

Posted by Osrt on 04/18/08 at 09:07 PM ET

underthechestnuttree's avatar

Should zetterberg have taken that draw?

Posted by underthechestnuttree from LaSalle, Ontario, Canada on 04/18/08 at 09:07 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Who wants it more?????????????

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/18/08 at 09:07 PM ET

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GODDAMNIT!!!  I can’t take overtime!  Death to the playoffs.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 04/18/08 at 09:08 PM ET

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Ken daniels sounds like he’s going to cry

I swear he said it like a question.  “They scored?  Oh, shit, they scored.”

Posted by Clark on 04/18/08 at 09:10 PM ET

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Hrudy called multiple overtimes?

Someone rip out his heart.  Bastard.

Stupid winning Tigers.

Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 04/18/08 at 09:10 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

silence ........................

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/18/08 at 09:10 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

It’s OK. I’m going to sacrifice my dog during the intermission.

He’s a good boy, but somethings are just too important. Off to find the big knife

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 04/18/08 at 09:10 PM ET

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I swear he said it like a question.  “They scored?  Oh, shit, they scored.”

Yep that was his reaction, some how I even heard the second part.

Posted by C3091 on 04/18/08 at 09:12 PM ET

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I’ve already sent the sniper teams Baroque…

Posted by Osrt on 04/18/08 at 09:13 PM ET

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My pets are all dead.

I have the creamated ashes from my last rabbit, but that’s it.

I absolutely cannot watch overtime. Not after the first three periods.  My heart won’t hold out.

Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 04/18/08 at 09:13 PM ET

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I’m puking up blood… dammit, dammit, dammit, I can’t take this.

Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 04/18/08 at 09:13 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Call your ot winner:  Lidstrom

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 04/18/08 at 09:14 PM ET

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OK, same situation as game 5 against Anaheim last year, almost to the second.  We learned our lesson.  We’ll play the way we played all game.  Not going to fall apart.

Posted by KP from Detroit on 04/18/08 at 09:14 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

Dats

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 04/18/08 at 09:14 PM ET

Hap's avatar

hmm, Franzen been looking good, so I’ll go with him

Posted by Hap from Grand Rapids, MI on 04/18/08 at 09:14 PM ET

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Crap.  Z just sounded like we lost.  We had better come out swinging, not pouting.

Posted by jrl123 on 04/18/08 at 09:15 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Cleary

Posted by Osrt on 04/18/08 at 09:15 PM ET

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