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Liveblogging The Inevitable

Stuck in traffic on the way home tonite and I had a pleasant little fantasy about punching somebody right in the face.  Who?  The jackass who left a Windsor blackjack table in the mid-90’s because Steve Yzerman was “bad luck.”  The daydream ended pleasantly just as one of my favorite tunes came on.

Neil Peart, to my knowledge, has never been a pharmacist.  But this line is appropriate tonite, because it’s exactly the opposite of The Captain. 

“Glittering prizes and endless compromises shatter the illusion of integrity.”

Steve Yzerman never gave a damn about any trophies but one and he didn’t compromise a single frigging thing.  His integrity remains intact.

So, screw it, tonite we’ll go ahead and live blog his Induction into the Motherfu**ing Hockey Hall of Fame.

Because that, bitches, is how we roll. 

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Lindas1st's avatar

Party on 19 .

Posted by Lindas1st from New England on 11/09/09 at 06:23 PM ET

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Not to downplay Stevey Y’s deserviing induction, but when you compare him to Osgood, how can you even put the two in the same building?  Honestly 19.  You can’t have it both ways.  Yes, Yzerman is getting what he deserves.  But no, Osgood doesn’t belong in the same class.  Or even close.

Posted by rwhater on 11/09/09 at 06:30 PM ET

Triple Deke Tyler's avatar

Not to downplay Ste…

That’s as far as I got before stopping.

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 11/09/09 at 06:34 PM ET

Bill from GR's avatar

He can’t even spell Stevie correctly.

Dickwad.

Posted by Bill from GR on 11/09/09 at 06:37 PM ET

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That’s as far as I got before stopping.

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 11/09/09 at 06:34 PM ET

Actually, 19, I’m not downplaying it.  You guys do when you say that Chris Osgood belongs in the HoF.  Chris Osgood deserves to be in the HoF as much as Kris Draper or a number of other good soldiers who have benefited from being on a great team for over a decade.

Posted by rwhater on 11/09/09 at 06:37 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

L-B The Captain’s HHOF Induction.  What could possibly be better for a life-long Wing fan - - ____________.

Thats what I thought, nothing.

Chief—epic post today.
Tyler that Wing/Leaf post-game was friggin hilarious - - and kinda sad.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/09/09 at 06:39 PM ET

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Posted by rwhater on 11/09/09 at 06:37 PM ET

I’m not angry, nor am I trying to be an assho|e when I say this, but seriously nobody cares tonight.  It’s all good.  You could say Ozzie raped Mrs. Ilitch with his dick sticking through a Hot-n-Ready and nobody would get mad at you.  You saying anything would be a waste of your time.  Go make some hot pockets or something.

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 11/09/09 at 06:45 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

when you compare him to Osgood, how can you even put the two in the same building?

There’s always going to be fringe HOFers. Now ask us if Ozzy deserves his number retired.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 11/09/09 at 06:45 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

rwhater, bobbing…tonight’s not the night.  Just letting you know.  Either keep that shit to yourself this evening or you’re going to forfeit future opportunities to make a dick of yourself.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/09/09 at 06:49 PM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

but when you compare him to Osgood, how can you even put the two in the same building?

One is a forward and one is a goalie, so you can’t compare them.

How bout we compare Ozzie’s numbers to Billy Smith’s.

Case Closed!

Posted by Down River Dan on 11/09/09 at 06:52 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Happy Stevie Y. Hall of Fame induction night bitches.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 11/09/09 at 06:54 PM ET

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That would make me such a sad panda there, Chief.  But you’re right.  Yzerman is getting the night he deserves.  Enjoy it 19.  I’ll bash Osgood on another night, another thread.

Posted by rwhater on 11/09/09 at 06:55 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Showtime bitches.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 11/09/09 at 07:00 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Showtime Bitches. WooHoo(!)

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/09/09 at 07:01 PM ET

Bill from GR's avatar

Nice comeback, hater.

For that, I rescind my “dickwad” comment.

Posted by Bill from GR on 11/09/09 at 07:01 PM ET

Triple Deke Tyler's avatar

I CAN’T SEE IS HE SAYING WORDS YET

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 11/09/09 at 07:02 PM ET

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anywhere to watch this online, in the US?

Posted by kp on 11/09/09 at 07:03 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Stevie sitting next to Hull.  Hull grinning like a chesire cat, as usual.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/09/09 at 07:05 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Hockey’s newest legends.  Hear that sh1t? Stevie Y. is a legend.  But the 19 already knew that.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 11/09/09 at 07:07 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Geebeezus, I feel like a bachelor at the watering hole at closing time,

where’d all you Bitches go??

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/09/09 at 07:08 PM ET

jman077's avatar

http://www.justin.tv/hockeybashdotcom
Or so I believe. Its on a commercial, but, they appear to be NHL Network commercials.

Posted by jman077 from North Detrooooit on 11/09/09 at 07:09 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Anyone else make the mistake of turning in to the NHL Channel too soon? It was greasy.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/09/09 at 07:09 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Geebeezus, I feel like a bachelor at the watering hole at closing time,
where’d all you Bitches go??

Still plugging away at the office. I’ll have to catch the induction ceremony on the dvr tonight

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 11/09/09 at 07:10 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

I had no idea Hull was drafted so late.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 11/09/09 at 07:12 PM ET

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Posted by jman077 from North Detrooooit on 11/09/09 at 07:09 PM ET

Thank you, wonderful person.

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 11/09/09 at 07:13 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Good on Brett. 

I always liked that “old goat”.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/09/09 at 07:17 PM ET

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Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 11/09/09 at 07:13 PM ET

No problem man. You think I’m missing my favorite player in history in any sport getting inducted into the Hall of Fame just because my college doesn’t have NHL Network?

Aww. I’ll admit to choking up a little bit when Hull thanked all the Wings people.

Posted by jman077 from North Detrooooit on 11/09/09 at 07:17 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Hull—with some kind words for Mr. I, Holland, and Bowman—
- - maybe the greatest team ever assembled - -

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/09/09 at 07:17 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

So that’s how he figured out how to find the “quiet ice”

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 11/09/09 at 07:19 PM ET

jman077's avatar

I just realized I left my parents a message telling them to call me back sometime tonight. I really hope they don’t call me in the middle of Luc or Stevie’s speech.

Posted by jman077 from North Detrooooit on 11/09/09 at 07:20 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Hull has a Crosby worthy of the C?  Who knew?

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 11/09/09 at 07:20 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Wonder if Blues fans tuning in to see Hull’s induction will stick around to see the video montage for Yzerman? Probably some cool stuff in there for them.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/09/09 at 07:21 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Seems like longer than four minutes. Did anybody put a clock on him?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 11/09/09 at 07:21 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Bill from GR: welcome to the 19.  Good night to come aboard.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/09/09 at 07:23 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Seems like longer than four minutes. Did anybody put a clock on him?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Mojitoville on 11/09/09 at 07:21 PM ET

I was wondering the same thing.  I hope they all go over 4 minutes.


T… G… A…

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 11/09/09 at 07:23 PM ET

Kris's avatar

My friend just asked me why we would live blog an induction ceremony. I don’t even know how to respond.

Posted by Kris from MI on 11/09/09 at 07:26 PM ET

Bill from GR's avatar

Thanks, Chief.

Gotta leave the office now and hook up again when I get hope.

Tell The Captain not to accept ‘til I get back on line.

Posted by Bill from GR on 11/09/09 at 07:27 PM ET

Bill from GR's avatar

Oops… hope = home.

Friggin’ Newb, eh?

Posted by Bill from GR on 11/09/09 at 07:28 PM ET

jman077's avatar

My friend just asked me why we would live blog an induction ceremony. I don’t even know how to respond.

Posted by Kris from MI on 11/09/09 at 07:26 PM ET

Um… Why wouldn’t an induction ceremony be live blogged?

Posted by jman077 from North Detrooooit on 11/09/09 at 07:28 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

23 goals as a rookie defenseman.  Holy crap…

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 11/09/09 at 07:28 PM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

Wonder if Blues fans tuning in to see Hull’s induction will stick around to see the video montage for Yzerman? Probably some cool stuff in there for them.

Very nice chief wink

Posted by Down River Dan on 11/09/09 at 07:29 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

My EX-friend just asked me why we would live blog an induction ceremony. I don’t even know how to respond.

Posted by Kris from MI on 11/09/09 at 07:26 PM ET

fixed…

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 11/09/09 at 07:29 PM ET

Kris's avatar

Um… Why wouldn’t an induction ceremony be live blogged?

Exactly. We’re the 19. It’s what we do.

Posted by Kris from MI on 11/09/09 at 07:30 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Um… Why wouldn’t an induction ceremony be live blogged?

Posted by jman077 from North Detrooooit on 11/09/09 at 07:28 PM ET

Evening all.
HHoF LB? Ab-so-toot-ley when it is THE Captain being honored.

(Great class this year.)

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/09/09 at 07:32 PM ET

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  My EX-friend just asked me why we would live blog an induction ceremony. I don’t even know how to respond.

  Posted by Kris from MI on 11/09/09 at 07:26 PM ET

fixed…

Haha. Thanks for correcting that typo for me.

Posted by Kris from MI on 11/09/09 at 07:32 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Wonder if Blues fans tuning in to see Hull’s induction will stick around to see the video montage for Yzerman? Probably some cool stuff in there for them.
Posted by IwoCPO

Like this?

suck it BBB fans

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 11/09/09 at 07:34 PM ET

Triple Deke Tyler's avatar

Leetch’s mom is a GILF.

Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 11/09/09 at 07:34 PM ET

jman077's avatar

I’ll admit to just a bit of pro-Wings bias, but, this class has gotta rank among the best ever, right? I mean, some really great players here, along with a legendary GM.

Posted by jman077 from North Detrooooit on 11/09/09 at 07:35 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

GILF.

Granny?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 11/09/09 at 07:35 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

(Anyone got an extra kleenax? Moms & Dads are the greatest.)

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/09/09 at 07:35 PM ET

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