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Longest Summer In History Ends Today
by IwoCPO on 10/03/07 at 02:41 AM ET
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The offseason hadn’t been this short in nearly five years. But it sure did drag. A lack of drama over the summer, perhaps? Most likely. Our big discussion topic was a Russian kid who’s not even on the roster, and may very well play his way back home.
Other than that, it was a summer of recovery. Recovery from losing in the Western Finals to a team the Wings had on the ropes, and to a lumbering idiot like Chris Pronger. Since last May, two Wings have defected to the hockey hotbed of SOCAL and Anaheim named a Sasquatch their Captain.
Have you forgotten precisely how you felt about Pronger? I think I had, so I went back and read a few posts from last May, just to get the hate working in preparation for the season opener on Versus!!!!
Here. Watch this, then let’s review a little bit.
“Of course, I’m going to hit him in the head,” Pronger said. “He’s quite a bit shorter than me. It’s just law of physics.”
16 May, A2Y
“Too many choices made the big man start swatting at flies. Datsyuk on one line, Zetterberg on the other. Cleary and Filpulla. Draper and Franzen. So many forwards. His head short-circuited, then got fried when Homer starting calling him dirty names. Confusion swam around Pronger’s head until he couldn’t take it anymore and snapped. He lost it and ran the Wing who’d damaged his ducks the most. He didn’t pay last night, but he will because that’s his track record. We’ll see that temper again, guaranteed.”
On May 20th we pointed you to a column from Jerry Green labeling the poultry as the “dumbest team in sports.” Excellent.
Live blogging Game 5, kinda…also on May 20th.
1818 EST: Ahhh…Andreas. Man.
22 May, just prior to Game 6.
Oh good God. If you’re looking to board, you must hurry. I can’t say that strongly enough. The Stress Train is full and I can’t guarantee you a spot.
Please take a few minutes now to remember the frantic third period of Game 6, the comeback that almost was. Recall the play of two young kids cementing their roles as leaders of this team. Both will wear the “A” tonite. Game 6 was brutally stressful, but it wasn’t the death of the Wings last year. Nope. The real scars formed immediately after 5.
If you don’t realize that The Kick To The Groin had everything to do with the listless first two periods of Game 6, then you’re misguided.
It stuck with them and they couldn’t shake it until it was too late. And it wasn’t Lilja’s mistake that will be the wretched memory of this series. It wasn’t Lilja’s lapse in judgment or the steal from Selanne and that eventual goal.
Nope. The image that will stay with us like Larry Bird and Dennis Johnson, and like Darrell Evans getting picked off third, will be that bastard of a fluttering puck floating over a suspended Dominik Hasek, moving so slowly that it took us all a moment to realize that it was even real. The OT loss was almost inevitable. Allowing Anaheim to tie Game 5, after multiple attempted clears and maybe even one offsides, was the beginning of the end.
Because no matter what Ted Kulfan told us, or Helene St. James or Ansar Khan. No matter the descriptions they gave of a confident plane ride and an upbeat Babcock, it was Game 5 at the Joe that really did us in.
Despite an effort from two kids that came of age in the third period of Game 6, they didn’t have enough to overcome the absolute disaster of Game 5, The Kick To The Groin.
The Wings’ toughest month of the season starts tonite. Every Western competitor twice before November 5th. Remember, it’s ok to hate.
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Wearing my Wings Yzerman sweater this morning on the bus to work and around work for the first hour or so.
My hatred for Pronger is always high. A Ducks team with Pronger, Brad May and Bertuzzi registers so high on the hate meter, they may have even replaced Dallas and the Devils in my book. Tough to do.
Problem for the day, trying to figure out how I can get out of work early enough to get home for opening faceoff.
GO WINGS, GAME ON!
Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 10/03/07 at 11:26 AM ET
I’m so mad I could rip the head off a duck….
Posted by srt on 10/03/07 at 11:41 AM ET
I’m so mad I could rip the head off a duck….
Heh.
Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 10/03/07 at 12:04 PM ET
My hatred for Pronger is always high. A Ducks team with Pronger, Brad May and Bertuzzi registers so high on the hate meter, they may have even replaced Dallas and the Devils in my book. Tough to do.
It kinda reminds of the end of “Slapshot,” when all of the league’s worst goons are assembled to take on the Chiefs!
Personally, the one burning question I can’t wait to have answered is whether fans at JLA will boo that no-good ingrate…Mark Mowers. 
Posted by YzermanZetterberg from Saginaw, MI on 10/03/07 at 12:05 PM ET
Personally, the one burning question I can’t wait to have answered is whether fans at JLA will boo that no-good ingrate…Mark Mowers.
Who? 
I hate VS
So do I. I try to like them, but….
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/03/07 at 03:05 PM ET
VS is a Pearl Jam album, not a tv channel!
Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 10/03/07 at 05:26 PM ET
I can’t wait to see the highlights of this game, especially Hudler’s shootout goal. Mmm….skewered duck, seasoned with domination and dipped in the sweat of an insane asylum’s jockstrap sweat…
Posted by srt on 10/03/07 at 08:57 PM ET
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And just like that an entire summer disappears, the rolaids are taken out of the med cabinet and dusted off, and I’m given free reign to hate random players and particular teams. Watching Sasquatch’s attempted beheading of Homer was the perfect way to get ready for tonight’s game. Blood pressure up, way up: check. Visions of little ducky tantrums: check. Seeing red, and white: check. It’s funny how easy it was to hate again, Chief. I owe you one, and while I will hold my boarding pass for the stress train until spring (heart conscious and all that), I look forward to it. But what am I looking forward to the most this season? Transcripts of Babcock Babble and the Wings having all their ducks in a row this season. Be still my fluttering heart.
Posted by Andrew from Nashv--Kansas City? on 10/03/07 at 09:29 AM ET