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Marty…We’re Not Kidding.  Put The “V” Away.

Dude.  You gave up like 11 goals to the Wings last week.  Enough is enough.

Put the V away.  And to all you transplants out west?  Good on ya.

Bob Duff

It also doesn’t hurt that many ex-patriot Michiganders make their homes in some of those opposing towns. “It helps,” Osgood said. “In San Jose, they don’t like us there and it’s the same in Dallas, but there’s a lot of (Wings) fans in Anaheim and L.A. and especially in Phoenix, which just makes it fun and enjoyable for us to play. We enjoy the support and we want to perform well, because they only get a chance to see us once or twice a year.”

It’s a Live Blog bitches.  On Versus.  Oh, the quality.

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calquake's avatar

How long ago did Engblom shave the mullet?

Just after he shaved his V.

Posted by calquake on 01/12/09 at 08:57 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Giveaways 7-0 Dallas.  Nice stat.
If you turn the 7 sideways it looks like a V

Clem made me look it up.. that’s snot out the nose funny.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/12/09 at 08:57 PM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

Oh…GREAT.  So the one at 9pm last night wasn’t a *#$%@& repeat Clark?  That’s a bunch of CRAP.

No repeats so far, 8:00 AM and 9:00 AM hours last night, 10:00 AM and 11:00 AM hours tonight.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 01/12/09 at 08:58 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Anybody else getting these Australia commercials? They’re creepin me out.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/12/09 at 08:58 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

How long ago did Engblom shave the mullet?  Because he looks downright weird without it….as strange as that sounds.

Well, he’s got it combed all weird too.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 01/12/09 at 08:59 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

How long ago did Engblom shave the mullet?

Recently.  It would appear that puberty runs late in his family.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 01/12/09 at 08:59 PM ET

clemshady's avatar

Beauty, Calquake.  The V jokes just keep getting funnier.

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/12/09 at 08:59 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Engblom didn’t shave the mullet, it left to find a more respectable host body.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 01/12/09 at 09:00 PM ET

clemshady's avatar

Thanks, Jen.  I wasn’t sure if I was seeing things or what.  It’s like he grew it so long he put it into a ponytail or some shit….not that I’d put it past him.

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/12/09 at 09:01 PM ET

Matt Saler's avatar

Sadly, losing the mullet didn’t make him a better commentator.

Posted by Matt Saler from Grand Rapids, MI on 01/12/09 at 09:01 PM ET

clemshady's avatar

Engblom didn’t shave the mullet, it left to find a more respectable host body.

Ok, THAT was funny.

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/12/09 at 09:01 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Gary’s Baby Boy commercial. Puke.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/12/09 at 09:01 PM ET

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Engblom didn’t shave the mullet, it left to find a more respectable host body.

Let’s see if it shows up on DC at some point.

Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 01/12/09 at 09:02 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Now even Melrose won’t talk to Engblom anymore.

Posted by calquake on 01/12/09 at 09:02 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Tomorrow may be the first “live blog greatest hits” post.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/12/09 at 09:03 PM ET

clemshady's avatar

If I’m Engblom, Calquake, that’s the best news I’ve heard since I started growing it.

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/12/09 at 09:03 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Rat *#$%@&.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/12/09 at 09:04 PM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

And that should have been a clear earlier.  Off Stuart.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 01/12/09 at 09:04 PM ET

Matt Saler's avatar

What a tip by Stuart! Wow!

Oh wait…

Posted by Matt Saler from Grand Rapids, MI on 01/12/09 at 09:04 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Puke again

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/12/09 at 09:04 PM ET

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Dammit.  :(

Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 01/12/09 at 09:04 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

err….crap.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/12/09 at 09:04 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

That’s a bitch…

What the hell is going one here?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 01/12/09 at 09:05 PM ET

Matt Saler's avatar

Pretty bad gaffe by Osgood there. Not the time to take a stupid penalty.

Posted by Matt Saler from Grand Rapids, MI on 01/12/09 at 09:05 PM ET

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Oops.  Trapezoid violation.

Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 01/12/09 at 09:05 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

Grrr argh. That’s NOT what I wanted to see to start this period.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 01/12/09 at 09:06 PM ET

clemshady's avatar

Osgood just pulled an Orlovsky

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/12/09 at 09:06 PM ET

Matt Saler's avatar

No goal? Seriously? That looked in to me.

Posted by Matt Saler from Grand Rapids, MI on 01/12/09 at 09:06 PM ET

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That bounced, no goal

Posted by Stevis from Arlington, VA on 01/12/09 at 09:07 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Holy $hit

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/12/09 at 09:07 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

What a freaking save by the Ozzman!


Ummm fabulocity?  wtf?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 01/12/09 at 09:07 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

...“fabulosity”. Really.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/12/09 at 09:07 PM ET

Matt Saler's avatar

“Fabulosity.” Shoot me and my English degree, please.

Posted by Matt Saler from Grand Rapids, MI on 01/12/09 at 09:07 PM ET

calquake's avatar

“Fabulousity”  Really?

Posted by calquake on 01/12/09 at 09:07 PM ET

clemshady's avatar

F’ing Ott…..

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/12/09 at 09:08 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

“Ott went fondling in there.”

Nice.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/12/09 at 09:08 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

Ott was fondling?

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 01/12/09 at 09:08 PM ET

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Did he say “Ott went fondling in there…”?

Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 01/12/09 at 09:08 PM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

If this holds up, that was a *#$%@& amazing save.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 01/12/09 at 09:08 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Lilja cleared Ott nicely…..... after the whistle.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 01/12/09 at 09:08 PM ET

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Did he just say “fondling” with respect to Ott?

/vomit

Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 01/12/09 at 09:08 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Only crossed the line on a stick push. No goal.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/12/09 at 09:08 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Ya got me Nate and Matt.

Posted by calquake on 01/12/09 at 09:09 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Seeing Ott celebrate like a fool and then seeing the ref wave it off makes me warm inside.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 01/12/09 at 09:09 PM ET

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C’mon Ozzie, don’t let Ott fondle your V.

Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 01/12/09 at 09:09 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

“Fabulosity.”

My V hurts.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 01/12/09 at 09:09 PM ET

Matt Saler's avatar

Seriously? It looked pretty clearly in to me from that head-on view (not overhead).

Posted by Matt Saler from Grand Rapids, MI on 01/12/09 at 09:09 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Beninutsack and Razor are just as bad as Weber and Crisp. And that says a lot.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/12/09 at 09:09 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

“Fabulousity” Really?

Somebody’s been watching too much “Life in the Fab Lane”.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 01/12/09 at 09:09 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Who bought that idiot word of the day toilet paper?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 01/12/09 at 09:10 PM ET

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