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Marty…We’re Not Kidding. Put The “V” Away.
by IwoCPO on 01/12/09 at 07:29 PM ET
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Dude. You gave up like 11 goals to the Wings last week. Enough is enough.
Put the V away. And to all you transplants out west? Good on ya.
It also doesn’t hurt that many ex-patriot Michiganders make their homes in some of those opposing towns. “It helps,” Osgood said. “In San Jose, they don’t like us there and it’s the same in Dallas, but there’s a lot of (Wings) fans in Anaheim and L.A. and especially in Phoenix, which just makes it fun and enjoyable for us to play. We enjoy the support and we want to perform well, because they only get a chance to see us once or twice a year.”
It’s a Live Blog bitches. On Versus. Oh, the quality.
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Okay these men have no clue how to speak English.
They must be stopped by strangulation with their own tongues. It’s the only way, I think.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 01/12/09 at 09:10 PM ET
Fantabulous vocabulary tonite from the guys in the press box.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/12/09 at 09:10 PM ET
I swear, the color guy has a Printed-in-China English dictionary in front of him - where do some of these words come from?
Posted by Matt Saler from Grand Rapids, MI on 01/12/09 at 09:12 PM ET
“Lubricious”. I’m starting to think Razor may read this blog from time to time.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/12/09 at 09:12 PM ET
hotter than h e double hockey sticks… as much as i like watching hockey on tv rather than my computer, this is just too much.
Posted by Aimee in Austin on 01/12/09 at 09:12 PM ET
Ok, I gave up and turned the volume back on, so I can cringe along with the rest of you.
Posted by dougie on 01/12/09 at 09:12 PM ET
How long before Versus airs the Mighty Ducks movies so they can show us their Flying V?
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 01/12/09 at 09:13 PM ET
Peleton!
In case anyone forgot this once was know as the Lance Armstrong channel.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 01/12/09 at 09:14 PM ET
*known as…
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 01/12/09 at 09:15 PM ET
Kronwall had Peterson lined up across the middle and backed away. Interesting.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/12/09 at 09:16 PM ET
Stop playing patty cake in the neutral zone, you pudding soft Euros.
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 01/12/09 at 09:17 PM ET
I think Peterson gave up the puck so Kronwall let up…or else I think Peterson would have died.
Posted by YYZerman from Detroit, Michigan on 01/12/09 at 09:19 PM ET
Broadcast quality ‘just about….on Versus’. F’ing shoot me.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 01/12/09 at 09:19 PM ET
What a play. Turco didn’t hook that one back though.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 01/12/09 at 09:19 PM ET
Speaking of soft Euros, Chief, where’s Andrew tonight?
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 01/12/09 at 09:20 PM ET
Whatever. Turco looks so terrible, all they need is three or four more shots the rest of the night and this game is over.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/12/09 at 09:21 PM ET
I freaking hate the in-game interviews. So freaking stupid. Like the players or coaches are really going to say anything worthwhile during the game. They’re always going to say “we gotta get in deep”, “we gotta get the puck on the net”, “we gotta stay out of the box”.
We should start a hockey lingo bingo or maybe a drinking game.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 01/12/09 at 09:21 PM ET
Uh oh, he just said sloppy.
Someone call the media.
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 01/12/09 at 09:21 PM ET
English teachers everywhere are telling their students, “if you ever talk like these two numbskulls, I will rip your tonsils out with a pair of salad tongs.”
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 01/12/09 at 09:22 PM ET
Speaking of Sloppy Changes, what’s up with Avery?
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 01/12/09 at 09:22 PM ET
English teachers everywhere are telling their students, “if you ever talk like these two numbskulls, I will rip your tonsils out with a pair of salad tongs.”
Rusty salad tongs at that.
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 01/12/09 at 09:23 PM ET
So far they have referred to tennis, bicycling, and basketball.
Any other sports besides hockey they have been rambling about? That’s all I got.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 01/12/09 at 09:23 PM ET
Speaking of soft Euros, Chief, where’s Andrew tonight?
Speaking of Sloppy Changes, what’s up with Avery?
Awesome.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/12/09 at 09:24 PM ET
Uggh this game is giving me stomach aches
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 01/12/09 at 09:24 PM ET
“Make it sound so easy… thanks Mike.”
Do you think they actively try to be terrible. I mean c’mon.
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 01/12/09 at 09:26 PM ET
“I thought the live blog is a drinking game.”
I won’t even log onto one until I’ve had 2 doubles.
Posted by dougie on 01/12/09 at 09:27 PM ET
Speaking of Sloppy Changes, what’s up with Avery?
I just choked on wine.
Posted by Aimee in Austin on 01/12/09 at 09:27 PM ET
“Johnson with a glorious opporunity.”
Did Beninutsack really say “johnson”?
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 01/12/09 at 09:30 PM ET
Sequestered? Over-exuberance? I don’t think I can take it anymore. Do you think maybe we could start calling these announcers “The Tool Box”?
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 01/12/09 at 09:31 PM ET
It would have to be the Tool Shed or the Workshop or something. They have far too much toolage to be confined to a box.
Dammit again. :(
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 01/12/09 at 09:33 PM ET
Damnit. Stupid feed died. What the hell happened??
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/12/09 at 09:33 PM ET
Jesus Murphy this 4th line is giving us fits.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 01/12/09 at 09:34 PM ET
ARRRRGGGHHH. That sucks.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 01/12/09 at 09:34 PM ET
fell asleep on that one. Maltby is having a terrible game. Maybe he needs to sit again to get angry.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 01/12/09 at 09:34 PM ET
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Due to prior arrangement, I must cede the laptop to the girlfriend. But before I go, I must report that Little Sammy pooped INSIDE the box, which makes the girlfriend, and by association me, happy.
Posted by cephalopod from Chicago...nope, still not over it. on 01/12/09 at 09:10 PM ET