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Octo-Sleuth: Reaction

By now you’ve read of the exploits of one Zach Smith, the wack job who bought two tickets to Game 4 so that he could toss a ‘pus, get kicked out and get right the hell back into Mellon Arena. 

“Before the national anthem, we made our way down there and stood there,” he said. “I got it out and just tossed it.”

As the guards took him out, fans screamed obscenities.

“I hate Pittsburgh more than anything,” he said, noting the rivalry between Cleveland and Pittsburgh. “It was great. I loved the rush.”

 

And this is why you guys can’t stay mad at PensBlog.  Here’s their version of Smith’s quote.

“I hate Pittsburgh more than anything,” he said, noting the rivalry between Cleveland and Pittsburgh. “It was great. I loved the rush. And I love men.

Dammit. Now that’s funny. 

And so are these, a few of the comments from PB readers.  For the record, I have no idea what an “emo” is.  39 is so frigging old.

“RE: Emo. i want to fu**ing murder that douche. i hope his dog dies.”

“I hope Emo kid gets disowned by his family on Christmas day. What a dick.”

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“Octopussy should have taken some of that money he spent and gotten a real haircut.”

Many of us have been going back and forth with the Pens Blog “staff” and readers, and it’s gotten intense at times.  Expected, considering what’s at stake.  But, man, that’s some funny stuff.  STWWT?  One thing we’ll all have to admit is that we’ve found ourselves some kindred juvenilidiots.  And, yeah, that’s a compliment.

 

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