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Planning A Parade?
by IwoCPO on 05/22/08 at 02:46 PM ET
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I am....hypothetically, of course.
Here’s a bit of the preview the guys at the NYT’s Slap Shot blog asked me to provide.
What would be the ideal parade route or civic celebration if your team wins the Stanley Cup?
An ideal parade route, and let me know if we can use the massive power of The Times to arrange this, would start in Denver, truck east toward St. Louis, spend a day there showing them what they’ll never have, then on to Detroit. Is that possible?
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Ditto for Chicago...although in 2002, Chelios allegedly brought the Cup to Murphy’s Bleachers across from Wrigley Field. So maybe I can just wait for that to happen.
Posted by Matt from Chicago on 05/22/08 at 02:24 PM ET
The games against the Red Wings are few and far between, just like the lucid thoughts in Johan Franzen’s concussed head.
Seriously? What an asinine thing to say. ass
Posted by Osrt on 05/22/08 at 02:43 PM ET
...while Bill Houlihan was out of the country,
and no present for the 19 of us when he returned...Nice.
FYI...I put the nine iron on your tab at Pro Golf.
Posted by Rumbear from The Hasek. I'll be here all week. on 05/22/08 at 03:05 PM ET
FYI...I put the nine iron on your tab at Pro Golf.
I’m just sending the bill to Paul. Clear the shelves.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 05/22/08 at 03:09 PM ET
If you start in Denver you could sneak a peak at 2 Lombardi Trophies. Something you’ll never see in Detroit.
Posted by Bob in Boulder on 05/23/08 at 11:21 AM ET
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