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Read The Deke Much?
by IwoCPO on 02/18/09 at 03:30 AM ET
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And I’m talking about the Triple Deke.
Oh, I’ll be back a little later and we’ll talk about some of the same fun stuff that had you all in a lather yesterday.
But for now? Wrap your head around this little ditty.
For those of you who think going out and finding an affordable, available playoff-proven goaltender is easy, please give Ken Holland a call so he can tell you directly to suck his ass. Now granted, I haven’t read too many Wings fans clamoring for a shiny new goalie, but if I have to listen to one more *#$%@& call 97.1 and slur out a convoluted trade scenario to get rid of Ozzie, I’ll wrap my car around a tree.
Watch. I give you a piece of art like that, and by noon we’ll have bankers with excel spreadsheets, Baroque and advanced Bio lessons, dickweed lurkers from Jersey and viking docs with penicillin to sell cheap, cheap, cheap.
And that’s not an insult, except for the Jersey dickweed. You guys were on fire yesterday.
Oh, and hey. Just when you were going to write Claude Lemieux off as being an irrelevant piece of garbage? Well here he is last night showing San Jose exactly what he brings to the table. Gather the family and call the neighbors because it’s time for another stirring rendition of “Let’s watch the peckerhead get his ass kicked.”
Enjoy.
Nice couple of Dive slaps at the end over the protective arms of the linesmen, eh? Typical.
11 games. 0 points. 3 shots. -3. By my count, six punches to the head. 15 penalty minutes, all last night.
And since Lemieux joined the Sharks on 20 Jan? 5-2-4. Nice record for, say, Denver. But for the “best team in the West?” Not so much.
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Jesus that comment moderation looks atrocious.
Posted by Mr. Plank from San Jose, CA on 02/18/09 at 05:01 AM ET
Oh *#$%@& me that’s on Youtube already?
You can’t keep Citizen Claude away from the fawning public for too long Plank.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 02/18/09 at 05:28 AM ET
dickweed lurkers from Jersey
You have to sink pretty low to out juvey the 19, but people that get a kick out of these drive by razzings (especially ones from Jersey) fall somewhere on the scale of class between a dung beetle and those mysterious white specs in your summer sausage that get caught between your teeth.
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 02/18/09 at 07:47 AM ET
Triple Deke, Charlie Conway on the breakaway… Maybe he could bring some spark to the Rangers. I hear their offering 7 million a year very little production required.
Good to see Claude alive and kicking.
Posted by Performance Parts on 02/18/09 at 08:27 AM ET
Is my avatar out of line???
Posted by Interference on 02/18/09 at 05:44 AM ET
Hell no.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 02/18/09 at 08:30 AM ET
You have to sink pretty low to out juvey the 19, but people that get a kick out of these drive by razzings (especially ones from Jersey) fall somewhere on the scale of class between a dung beetle and those mysterious white specs in your summer sausage that get caught between your teeth.
Don’t diss the dung beetles!
Go with intestinal bacteria and Ebola viruses.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 02/18/09 at 08:43 AM ET
And since Lemieux joined the Sharks on 20 Jan? 5-2-4. Nice record for, say, Denver. But for the “best team in the West?” Not so much.
Good point, too bad the Wings laid out two of their worst performances of the year and missed out on three points they could’ve made up on the Sharkies.
Posted by Nathan from the scoresheet! on 02/18/09 at 08:53 AM ET
Watching Claude Lemiuex get punched in the face brings a warmth to my heart reminiscent of being a child on Christmas morning.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 02/18/09 at 09:15 AM ET
Looking forward to later this month Chief. What’s the over/under on McCarty getting rushed back for the 25th?
McCarty? I want to see McCarty AND Downey out there for that game. Call him up. Have Helm center them. Then watch the fun. That line would be the Sharks worst nightmare come true.
Posted by Primis on 02/18/09 at 09:25 AM ET
That puke Lemiuex.
Posted by Jeff from Loveland, CO on 02/18/09 at 09:49 AM ET
Corrected—That puke Lemieux.
Posted by Jeff from Loveland, CO on 02/18/09 at 09:53 AM ET
Once a Turtle, always a Turtle.
Must be he’s used to going down in that situation.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/18/09 at 09:54 AM ET
James Mirtle has the video up - with the simple and eloquent post title “Lemieux gets beat up.”
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 02/18/09 at 01:24 PM ET
“Let’s watch the peckerhead get his ass kicked.”
I think that’s disrespectful to Theo Peckham who kicked the Turtle’s ass…
I much prefer, “Let’s watch the *#$%@& get his ass kicked”.
Posted by calquake on 02/18/09 at 04:35 PM ET
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Oh *#$%@& me that’s on Youtube already?
Looking forward to later this month Chief. What’s the over/under on McCarty getting rushed back for the 25th?
Posted by Mr. Plank from San Jose, CA on 02/18/09 at 05:00 AM ET