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Read The Deke Much?
by IwoCPO on 02/18/09 at 03:30 AM ET
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And I’m talking about the Triple Deke.
Oh, I’ll be back a little later and we’ll talk about some of the same fun stuff that had you all in a lather yesterday.
But for now? Wrap your head around this little ditty.
For those of you who think going out and finding an affordable, available playoff-proven goaltender is easy, please give Ken Holland a call so he can tell you directly to suck his ass. Now granted, I haven’t read too many Wings fans clamoring for a shiny new goalie, but if I have to listen to one more *#$%@& call 97.1 and slur out a convoluted trade scenario to get rid of Ozzie, I’ll wrap my car around a tree.
Watch. I give you a piece of art like that, and by noon we’ll have bankers with excel spreadsheets, Baroque and advanced Bio lessons, dickweed lurkers from Jersey and viking docs with penicillin to sell cheap, cheap, cheap.
And that’s not an insult, except for the Jersey dickweed. You guys were on fire yesterday.
Oh, and hey. Just when you were going to write Claude Lemieux off as being an irrelevant piece of garbage? Well here he is last night showing San Jose exactly what he brings to the table. Gather the family and call the neighbors because it’s time for another stirring rendition of “Let’s watch the peckerhead get his ass kicked.”
Enjoy.
Nice couple of Dive slaps at the end over the protective arms of the linesmen, eh? Typical.
11 games. 0 points. 3 shots. -3. By my count, six punches to the head. 15 penalty minutes, all last night.
And since Lemieux joined the Sharks on 20 Jan? 5-2-4. Nice record for, say, Denver. But for the “best team in the West?” Not so much.
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