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by IwoCPO on 07/14/08 at 02:25 PM ET
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Many of you, 19 at last count, have latched on to the idea of helping me name my boat. Your responses have been heartwarming. I’ve located a nifty device that should help us in this very serious endeavor.
If you go here, you can test the name out on a boat that actually looks a bit like mine.
Me? I decided to give a little back to our friends at Pensblog.
This one may hurt…
But probably not as bad as this one.
Or even this…
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I dunno if this will work but…
If Douche Canoe had a boat, what would he name it?
Posted by lilja4ever on 07/16/08 at 01:17 PM ET
I know this is too late now b/c there’s another thread going so no one will see it, that’s okay.
Posted by RWBill from jabbing a six inch sewing needle into my eye. on 07/16/08 at 10:38 PM ET
You have to use a Mickey-ism chief, how about Bingo-Bango?
Posted by aaron from phoenix on 07/20/08 at 10:54 PM ET
...or “The difference between Hossa and the Joe is only one sells out.”
sorry to dampen the fun with a dose of reality, but how exactly is it selling out to take LESS money to go to a winner? isn’t that the OPPOSITE of selling out?
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 07/22/08 at 11:31 AM ET
How’s that boat you named after Hossa treating you?
woooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted by 2parents1cup from City of Champions on 06/13/09 at 10:39 PM ET
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Interesting topic. I owned a 34 foot sport cruiser until last spring when I sold it to swell my bank account and avoid paying the horrendous slip fees and property taxes. One thing to note, the Coast Guard requires that the home port be an actual city so you can’t use “Hockeytown” as much as you’d like to. They will reject the documentation request faster than you can say, OOPS.
Posted by Wings_Fan_In_KC on 07/16/08 at 11:25 AM ET