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Saturday Morning Fun

by IwoCPO on 04/12/08 at 07:16 AM ET
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Big, big, big frigging day.  First teeball game of the season.  Birthday/bowling party immediately after. 

And to set the right tone, I just gathered the family around the computer to take a gander at this little nugget. 

See? Wasn’t that fun?

Oh, and here’s Adrienne Dater’s blog post just prior to the beginning of overtime...oddly, his last communication of the evening.

So here we go to overtime again, and the Minnesota Wild fans are showing their sophistication by throwing objects onto the ice, whining about the penalty to Kim Johnsson with 1:09 left.

Sorry to inform you, Minnesotans. I mean, we in Denver know you’re so much smarter about hockey than us Cowtown folk, but last I checked hooking is against the rules. We know, we know. It can’t happen in the last minute of a game. That’s “not right.” That’s not hockey.
OK then.

So, suck it up, get the pacifiers out of your mouths and LET’S….PLAY…HOCKEY!

Where’s that pacifier now Adrienne?

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That was fun.  This, however, is not fun:

Video: http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/videopage?&brand=null&videoId=3342762&n8pe6c=2

WASHINGTON—Flyers left wing Patrick Thoresen was taken to the hospital for tests after getting hit in the groin by a shot during Philadelphia’s 5-4 loss to Washington on Friday night.

“He’s going to the hospital to get an ultrasound done on his testicles. It’s bad enough they may have to remove one,” Flyers general manager Paul Holmgren said. “Right now, we’re not sure how serious it is, but there’s a chance he may need surgery.”

Yeah, sure Paul.  Not sure how serious it is.  Just rub some friggin’ dirt on it, eh?

WTF?

Um, Paul...on behalf of normal-thinking males everywhere, I can unequivocally state that taking an 80 mph, 5.8 oz. mass of frozen vulcanized rubber square in the oysters with doctors considering partial castration as a necessary post-trauma treatment is pretty g-damn serious. Ass.

Posted by O-Joe on 04/12/08 at 07:07 AM ET

OK, I don’t get to the KK main hockey page all that much anymore.  The story is posted there. 

Crap. 

I feel like I’m walking through the mall at Christmas, having just noticed that my fly is open.

Posted by O-Joe on 04/12/08 at 08:38 AM ET

Good luck with the t-ball; my two boys have their first game this afternoon as well.  How dare the NHL schedule Game Two right in the heart of the t-ball schedule!  No wonder the national TV ratings are abysmal…

Posted by The Forechecker from Nashville on 04/12/08 at 09:43 AM ET

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