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by IwoCPO on 11/03/09 at 06:00 PM ET
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Pretty sure every one of you has H1N1, which is why I’ve kept my distance today. Oh, I was tempted. The discussion that just wouldn’t end about points and won/losses and hookers...a thriller.
Thank god it’s almost game time on Little Gary’s Closed Circuit TV Station.
It’s Gary’s world. If one accurate thing was uttered today that was it. The little troll’s got us by the nads.
So we might as well Live Blog this bitch.
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I always thought that guy with the dipstick ought to have his dipstick dipsticked.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/09 at 07:42 PM ET
Jimmah??
Posted by moocat on 11/03/09 at 08:43 PM ET
Datysuk with a past his prime assist and Hank with a past his prime goal.
Posted by pgoody from #8 spot in the West on 11/03/09 at 08:43 PM ET
Not sure I like this new defense game plan.
Having the forwards cover the slot and clear rebounds while our D observes from the deep slot certainly is different
Posted by HockeyTownTodd from the "NOT QUITE DEAD PIRATE" on 11/03/09 at 08:43 PM ET
I didn’t notice him… what number is he wearing?
37 I think
Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 11/03/09 at 08:44 PM ET
14:21 DET PPG - Henrik Zetterberg (3) Assists: P. Datsyuk (9)
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 19 on 11/03/09 at 08:44 PM ET
Yes bitches....gimme a 40
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/03/09 at 07:41 PM ET
Steel Reserve?
Posted by monkey from Jesus and the Dinosaurs on 11/03/09 at 08:45 PM ET
There Janik is. Not only big, but thick. About time our D had some inertia to work with.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 08:45 PM ET
Evening 19.
So uh...why is Janik playing with GR?
Posted by mrfluffy from Cincy on 11/03/09 at 08:45 PM ET
Calgary fans warned us about those blind feeds from Uni.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/03/09 at 08:45 PM ET
What is Bertuzzi’s obsession with throwing stuff between his legs?!?! OH *#$%@& GOAL!!!!!!
Posted by pgoody from #8 spot in the West on 11/03/09 at 08:45 PM ET
Holy mother of FUCH
that’s a datysuk classic
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/03/09 at 08:45 PM ET
Disguisting play from a washed up Datsyuk to an Angry Chipmunk.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 08:46 PM ET
Oh man Dats. Past his prime.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 08:46 PM ET
Homer’s having himself quite the year, isn’t he?
Posted by Bio on 11/03/09 at 08:46 PM ET
WTF BERT, behind the back, no look in the “D” zone . . . Geebuz,
then a brilliant lead to Pavel—HOMER woohoo
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 19 on 11/03/09 at 08:46 PM ET
So, Mr. “not acknowledged by the name of this site” Zetterberg has a goal?
Fixed
Posted by Bobbing and Bobbing and Bobbing...still Bobbing on 11/03/09 at 08:46 PM ET
Homer has a 50 goal incentive built into his contract. Little known fact.
Posted by pgoody from #8 spot in the West on 11/03/09 at 08:47 PM ET
Listening to the radio broadcast, thanks NHL for allowing that for free, Homer keeps my fantasy team rolling.
Posted by FranzensMouthguard from Chicago, IL on 11/03/09 at 08:47 PM ET
Lieno is not having a good season.
Fixed. And neither is 6-5.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 08:47 PM ET
Great, now every team felt the wrath of Homer.
Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 11/03/09 at 08:48 PM ET
17:43 DET Tomas Holmstrom (8) Backhand - Assists: P. Datsyuk (10) & T. Bertuzzi (4)
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 19 on 11/03/09 at 08:48 PM ET
Homer’s having himself quite the year, isn’t he?
No. He’s past his prime.
Posted by monkey from Jesus and the Dinosaurs on 11/03/09 at 08:48 PM ET
Jeezus....that trip couldn’t have been any more obvious…
Posted by moocat on 11/03/09 at 08:49 PM ET
Kronwall steps up again to take the body. I swear he’s done that more so far this season, than all regular season last year. And the opposition is afraid of him because of it.
Although he is not scoring, Kronner has been our second best D-man (behind TPH) all season. Raffi is doing better, not letting guys skate around him all game like he was last year.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 08:49 PM ET
They’re baa-a-ack.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/09 at 08:50 PM ET
Nice period! Decent attention to D, good effort from Ozzie. Some lucky bounces going our way. Here’s hoping the B’s continue to suffer from their inability to score and we can add to this lead without allowing many in.
Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 11/03/09 at 08:50 PM ET
Well can you blame him Zetterberg is a huge diver.
Posted by pgoody from #8 spot in the West on 11/03/09 at 08:50 PM ET
They’re baa-a-ack.
Kindly, always, shut your whore mouth.
Posted by mrfluffy from Cincy on 11/03/09 at 08:50 PM ET
Shit that was supposed to be in sarcastic letters
Posted by pgoody from #8 spot in the West on 11/03/09 at 08:50 PM ET
Homer and Pavs. What a combo. Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 11/03/09 at 08:51 PM ET
Boy I like those goals but I hope they tighten up the defense, it’s been sloppier than it was in Calgary
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 11/03/09 at 08:51 PM ET
Well can you blame him Zetterberg is a huge diver.
The last to SCF’s that’s all Rosby has been good for, so Z learned off the best.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 08:51 PM ET
They’re baa-a-ack.
Kindly, always, shut your whore mouth.
Posted by mrfluffy from Cincy on 11/03/09 at 07:50 PM ET
beat me to it mrfluffy.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/03/09 at 08:51 PM ET
Still think Sobotka’s hit on a helmetless Leino was pure coward. Is he any relation to Octopus Al?
Posted by The Hurricane on 11/03/09 at 08:53 PM ET
They are above .500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by pgoody from #8 spot in the West on 11/03/09 at 08:54 PM ET
Ville CRUSHED.
Posted by moore00 from the Ohio State University on 11/03/09 at 07:25 PM ET
And he had his head up. He needs to hang tougher. Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 11/03/09 at 08:54 PM ET
They’re baa-a-ack.
Kindly, always, shut your whore mouth.
Posted by mrfluffy from Cincy on 11/03/09 at 07:50 PM ET
“Arrogant? Hell Yes. Still. Always.”
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/09 at 08:54 PM ET
They’re baa-a-ack.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/09 at 07:50 PM ET
Yea what are you trying to do here? Come on.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 08:55 PM ET
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