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Swine Flu Or Not?  The Levee’s Gonna Break And We’re Gonna Live Blog It

Pretty sure every one of you has H1N1, which is why I’ve kept my distance today.  Oh, I was tempted.  The discussion that just wouldn’t end about points and won/losses and hookers…a thriller. 

Thank god it’s almost game time on Little Gary’s Closed Circuit TV Station.

It’s Gary’s world.  If one accurate thing was uttered today that was it.  The little troll’s got us by the nads.

So we might as well Live Blog this bitch.

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monkey's avatar

Voox, you need to try to keep up.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:22 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Posted by monkey from Gary’s World on 11/03/09 at 09:21 PM ET

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:21 PM ET

JINX, bitch.

That’s the third time I’ve been jinxed today.  Jinx cubed.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:22 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Need to go door to door to tell everyone you’re a pederast?  There’s a map for that.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:24 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Beenanutti is, without question, an idiot that talks out-of-his-ass.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/09 at 09:24 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Push the friggin’ skate DOWN.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 11/03/09 at 09:24 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

JFC is Helmer fast.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 11/03/09 at 09:25 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Who’s gonna do it? You know one of you bitches wants to.  Type it.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/03/09 at 09:26 PM ET

monkey's avatar

You know, if the Wings win tonight, they’ll be 6-7.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:26 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

“Sweet home J L A ... ”

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/09 at 09:27 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Do what? Shootout? Fugging better not.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 11/03/09 at 09:27 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Next three goals are huge.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:27 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Who’s gonna do it? You know one of you bitches wants to.  Type it.

Versus already did with a graphic.

Gary’s Pederast Network.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:27 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

JFC is Helmer fast.

Go Speed Racer Go.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/09 at 09:28 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Come on Dats.  Gimme an empty netter.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 09:29 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

SCHWUTFOUT! its german for you know what

Posted by pgoody on 11/03/09 at 09:29 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Is Anze Kopitar undead?

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:29 PM ET

moocat's avatar

Chris Motherf-ing Osgood Bitches!

Posted by moocat on 11/03/09 at 09:30 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

OZZIE.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 09:30 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Hot damn. Nice work Ozzy. Give that bitch a star.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 11/03/09 at 09:30 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

“Arrogant?  Hell Yes.  Still.  Always.”

SO #50 for Ozzie.
Good win.

Do San Joesie Thursday, too

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/09 at 09:30 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Ozzie telling all of us to STFU.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 11/03/09 at 09:30 PM ET

FranzensMouthguard's avatar

WOO!, good game Ozzy and the rest of the “not quite past their prime” players

Posted by FranzensMouthguard from Chicago, IL on 11/03/09 at 09:30 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

SHUT-THE-FUCH-UP for Ozzie.  Sweetness.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/09 at 09:30 PM ET

scottytooshotty's avatar

woot!

Posted by scottytooshotty on 11/03/09 at 09:30 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

50 shutouts isn’t elite.

Wings looked horrible in their own zone.

Injuries are going to keep haunting the Wings.

Next.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/03/09 at 09:31 PM ET

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Shut The F Out

Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 11/03/09 at 09:31 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

we_win_cheers1.jpg

Posted by pgoody on 11/03/09 at 09:31 PM ET

VooX's avatar

We got the shutout.  Mistakes were made.  But we got the shutout.

This will be what the rest of the year is like.  Gramps won’t be happy because the kids will screw things up.  And so will Jimmah.  But we will win the gritty matches and have some sandpaper for the postseason. 

And let’s not forget our depth stepping up.  Show me another team that can lose the scoring we have in the offseason and still have the potential compete with the league’s best nightly.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:32 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

You guys are a bunch of dicktouchers.  Osmediocre lucked out with that stellar D in front of him again.  Jokes.  Do it. Wooooooooooooooo.

It’s soooooooo cold in the D.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 11/03/09 at 09:32 PM ET

monkey's avatar

50 shutouts isn’t elite.

Need twice that just to be included in the conversation.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:32 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Do San Joesie Thursday, too

Good test Thursday.

SJS - 10-4-1 21 pts, 1st in Pacific

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/09 at 09:32 PM ET

VooX's avatar

And thank you, Jobu.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:32 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

A total team effort tonigh including the coaching. Solid win. Bitches.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 11/03/09 at 09:32 PM ET

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Osgood earned that shutout

Funny how that works, much sloppier game than last

Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 11/03/09 at 09:32 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

So am I wrong to say that I liked Janik?

Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 09:32 PM ET

HockeyTownTodd's avatar

Sloppy, sloppy game.
Happy for OZ, but this is the Detroit Red Wings, and he should not have to play that hard.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 11/03/09 at 09:34 PM ET

VooX's avatar

50 shutouts isn’t elite.

He and Datsyuk are just lucky to be on the same team as Holmstrom.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:34 PM ET

monkey's avatar

7 of the last 8 Norris trophy winners on the ice tonight.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:35 PM ET

monkey's avatar

He and Datsyuk are just lucky to be on the same team as Holmstrom.

Don’t forget Janik- he’s young, he has the mental acuity to be creative.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:36 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

“Your best players have to be your best players.” - Babcock

So what were Z and Pasha’s number tonight?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/09 at 09:36 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Nite bitches.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/03/09 at 09:37 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

G’nite all.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 11/03/09 at 09:38 PM ET

VooX's avatar

but this is the Detroit Red Wings, and he should not have to play that hard.

No this is half of the Red Wings we know, and the other half prospects and call-ups.  And yet we got the shut out.  And we won a tough game in Calgary.  And we got the shut out.

Gramps, I think you’re great, but as King Optimist around here, I have to give you a nickname.  Eeyore.

eeyore1.jpg

Could someone photoshop Eeyore a Wings sweater?  Gramps looks cold.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:39 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Sloppy, sloppy game.
Happy for OZ, but this is the Detroit Red Wings, and he should not have to play that hard.

Don’t worry Gramps. They’re bound to lose another one sometime soon. All will be right in your world again.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/03/09 at 09:42 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Toronto ties it up late in the third.  We got a game in T.O.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:42 PM ET

Heaton's avatar

Sloppy, sloppy game.
Happy for OZ, but this is the Detroit Red Wings, and he should not have to play that hard.

After last regular season and a few games this year, I’m just happy to see Osgood bail out the Wings in the regular season a few times than the Wings always having to bail him out.

The Bruins missed on a bunch of good chances but the defense was good enough and Osgood was outstanding.  He’s a great pro because he acknowledges when he was getting some bounces like he did on his interview.

Posted by Heaton on 11/03/09 at 09:43 PM ET

VooX's avatar

I’m just happy to see Osgood bail out the Wings in the regular season a few times than the Wings always having to bail him out.

Awesome.  Perfectly said, Heater.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:44 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Could someone photoshop Eeyore a Wings sweater?  Gramps looks cold.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 09:39 PM ET

Crude but hopefully helpful.

eeyore19.jpg

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/09 at 09:49 PM ET

HockeyTownTodd's avatar

Hey, don’t think for a minute that I’m unhappy they won.
That is just hockey.
First you lose a few that you should have won because of hot goaltending.
Then you lose a couple you deserve to lose.
Then you win a couple you didn’t necessarily deserve, and everything
turns around and you go on a hot streak.  We have all seen it before.

Keeping your feet on the ground anchored in reality does not make you a pessimist.
but,
unreasonably celebrating a lucky win as if you won it all is rather juvenile. BITCHES.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 11/03/09 at 10:01 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

I love you, Gramps.
Your the sane in the 19 world of insanity.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/09 at 10:06 PM ET

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