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by IwoCPO on 11/03/09 at 06:00 PM ET
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Pretty sure every one of you has H1N1, which is why I’ve kept my distance today. Oh, I was tempted. The discussion that just wouldn’t end about points and won/losses and hookers...a thriller.
Thank god it’s almost game time on Little Gary’s Closed Circuit TV Station.
It’s Gary’s world. If one accurate thing was uttered today that was it. The little troll’s got us by the nads.
So we might as well Live Blog this bitch.
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Can you get rid of VDs by passing them along?
Posted by pgoody from #8 spot in the West on 11/03/09 at 07:52 PM ET
Damn that navy. Don’t they understand you have a blog to run? Lives and sanity may be at stake.
Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 11/03/09 at 07:53 PM ET
Man, I started too early today…
At this pace, I’ll be in a Sam Bernstein commercial by the end of the first.
Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste. Marie on 11/03/09 at 07:53 PM ET
Can you get rid of VDs by passing them along?
Posted by pgoody from Findlay, OH on 11/03/09 at 06:52 PM ET
So I’ll be stealing that line, pgoody, and claiming it as my own.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/03/09 at 07:53 PM ET
You didn’t dial a shrink, didya’ Kate?
Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste. Marie on 11/03/09 at 06:31 PM ET
I’m not in the nut house am I? I may be crazy but I’m not insane. A2Y is like an asylum. Once your in your in.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 11/03/09 at 07:56 PM ET
Sent you the account info, Jennemy. Enjoy, bitch.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 07:57 PM ET
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz0DwVng_d4
Posted by pgoody from #8 spot in the West on 11/03/09 at 07:57 PM ET
Can you get rid of VDs by passing them along?
Awesome.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 07:57 PM ET
I want to be called T-Bone.
Posted by Guilherme from Brasil on 11/03/09 at 06:43 PM ET
+1. Classic Costanza. My favorite character.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 11/03/09 at 07:58 PM ET
Good God, versus is terrible…
This shit is insane. Anyone else listening to this mouthbreather babble about whether or not Yankee stadum is “fair.” I hope that guy gets a horrible disease. And howabout Greysides McSilver here? He needs a tireiron to the face.
Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 11/03/09 at 07:58 PM ET
Btw, where in Brazil are you? My grandparents lived in Sao Paulo in the sixties and seventies.
Sao Bernardo, about 20 minutes from Sao Paulo. What the heck were your parents doing here?!?
Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 11/03/09 at 07:59 PM ET
1 minute till Versucks.Let the blathering begin. Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 11/03/09 at 07:59 PM ET
I’m with you Norris. Why is Dick Vermiel hosting a sports show on OLN?
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/03/09 at 07:59 PM ET
I’m not in the nut house am I? I may be crazy but I’m not insane. A2Y is like an asylum. Once your in your in. Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 11/03/09 at 06:56 PM ET
Fixed that one for ya Kate.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/03/09 at 08:00 PM ET
Will they lead of with the decline of the Red Wings?
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 11/03/09 at 08:00 PM ET
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beninati...fuuuuucccchhhhhhhhhhhh
God Gary I hate your fuching ass
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/03/09 at 08:00 PM ET
Versus broadcast tonight , eh? I sure hope Pierre McGuire is on his knees between the benches.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 08:01 PM ET
Why is Dick Vermiel hosting a sports show on OLN?
He crying like he did waaaaaaaay too many times as the KC Chiefs head coach?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/03/09 at 08:01 PM ET
Well, it seems my usual feed source has been shut down permanently, but I’m still hunting. Anybody else found anything yet?
Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 11/03/09 at 08:01 PM ET
FYI: for all you “purists”? I haven’t watched a Bruin game since the last time the wings played them. Whoa. Holy hell. I haven’t watched ANY game that didn’t include the Wings in like five years. Woops.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/03/09 at 08:02 PM ET
At this pace, I’ll be in a Sam Bernstein commercial by the end of the first.
It could be worse. You could look like one of the Bernstein kids. That family got beaten with the ugly stick, their grandfather must have been a sinner. Because Jews don’t believe in heaven, God saw fit to punish them while alive.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 08:02 PM ET
Fixed that one for ya Kate.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/03/09 at 07:00 PM ET
Thanks MO. Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 11/03/09 at 08:03 PM ET
Any bets on whos getting injured tonight?
Posted by pgoody from #8 spot in the West on 11/03/09 at 08:03 PM ET
Any bets on whos getting injured tonight?
I predict that Pierre gets an eye infection after taking a Rosby shot to the eye.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 08:04 PM ET
It could be worse. You could look like one of the Bernstein kids. That family got beaten with the ugly stick, their grandfather must have been a sinner. Because Jews don’t believe in heaven, God saw fit to punish them while alive.
Awesome. You guys are on fire tonite. I hope skank linda’s son shows up.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/03/09 at 08:04 PM ET
Any bets on whos getting injured tonight?
Posted by pgoody from Findlay, OH on 11/03/09 at 07:03 PM ET
Shut. Whore. Mouth.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 11/03/09 at 08:04 PM ET
Any bets on whos getting injured tonight?
Joe Bennanatti… if he doesn’t keep his pie-hole shut.
Posted by calquake on 11/03/09 at 08:04 PM ET
Awesome. You guys are on fire tonite. I hope skank linda’s son shows up.
Hey may not make it tonight, Chief. I believe he is holding the camera during the gangbang. His mom is famous.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 08:05 PM ET
Anyone listening 97.1? Babs said the Griffins staff chose Janik for the empty spot (he asked’em who would be more helpul, Doug or Kinder).
And the only team Homer never scored on is the Bruins.
Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 11/03/09 at 08:06 PM ET
Score, I got one. Who needs a link?
Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 11/03/09 at 08:06 PM ET
So for some reason I can’t post.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 08:06 PM ET
I hope skank linda’s son shows up.
You insinating (or how the hell ever the trool spelled it) someones family again Chief?
+3 internets.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/03/09 at 08:06 PM ET
Ahhh finally, there we go. I’ve been trying to post for the past 20 minutes but it just wouldn’t show up. Nate I found one.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 08:07 PM ET
Score, I got one. Who needs a link?
kcdeerhunter at gmail dot com.
Thanks Nate.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/03/09 at 08:07 PM ET
Score, I got one. Who needs a link?
dougierogers
AT
gmail.com
Posted by dougie on 11/03/09 at 08:07 PM ET
Good call on the hustle and flow line. Brian Engblom showing he has brains and beauty.
Posted by pgoody from #8 spot in the West on 11/03/09 at 08:08 PM ET
His mom is famous.
So that WAS her on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/03/09 at 08:08 PM ET
Nevermind, just looked up and saw Nate’s post. Our friend Justin has the game.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from Temporarily in Tempe, AZ on 11/03/09 at 08:08 PM ET
George Bluth in prison. “I’m having the time of my life.... Hey T-Bone!”
Thank you Arrested Development and Brasil.
Posted by RWBill from Back aboard the Hasek. on 11/03/09 at 08:08 PM ET
So that WAS her on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/03/09 at 07:08 PM ET
Whore? I thought they were called sexual healers now??
Posted by Bingo Bango Jessie on 11/03/09 at 08:09 PM ET
I haven’t watched ANY game that didn’t include the Wings in like five years. Woops.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/03/09 at 07:02 PM ET
That is why you didn’t know the Wings lost to Cal-Gary.
Posted by RWBill from Back aboard the Hasek. on 11/03/09 at 08:09 PM ET
borderlineracistfuckheaddougierogers
AT
gmail.com
Fixed, bitch.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/03/09 at 08:10 PM ET
man. i need another election day metaphor. jesus gary. you fuchstick.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/03/09 at 08:10 PM ET
Lets light up Timmy. Most overrated netminder in the league.
Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 11/03/09 at 08:10 PM ET
WOW! Already talking about “active” boards. A solid 29 seconds in.
Christ it’s going to be a long night…
Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 11/03/09 at 08:11 PM ET
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Lol… too funny Brazil. Btw, where in Brazil are you? My grandparents lived in Sao Paulo in the sixties and seventies.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/03/09 at 07:52 PM ET