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by IwoCPO on 05/15/09 at 07:56 PM ET
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Tomorrow we update the starboard side with links to the Chicago papers and the Hawk bloggers. And already, I’m seeing evidence that they may not be fond of you. I’m just sayin. But that’s tomorrow.
Tonite? A final word from the youngest Brady sister.
I watched the game last night in a Newport Beach sports bar with about 30 fellow staffers, and there was a mix of reactions when that final horn sounded on the season. Some gazed at the TVs in disbelief. Some stared at their feet. A couple of the girls even cried. All of us felt sick to our stomachs. “Well,” a friend of mine said somewhat crudely, “at least we didn’t go down like [expletive]s.”
You mean like…bitches?
Yeah you did. That’s exactly what your team did and it’s exactly the way they played the whole series. Like a bunch of bitches.
Now I’m done.
Bring on the Hawks.
8 to 12.
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That crying by Brady and the Schmucks fans is SRV stretching the high E-flat waaaay past the stratosphere and pulverizing the f*cking moon.
Enjoy those wine coolers mixed with your salty tears on the golf course all…summer…long, Brady. In a week’s time and given the ADD of your fanbase, you’ll forget about the Schmucks and hockey and start mapping out your botox and tummy tucks schedules.
Posted by SYF from a "Bron-Y-Aur Stomp" on 05/15/09 at 08:06 PM ET
I went from despair to elation in .19 seconds.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate on 05/15/09 at 09:53 AM ET
See? Now that is clever.
And already we got a new thread to get Giggy with.
That’s exactly what your team did and it’s exactly the way they played the whole series. Like a bunch of bitches.
Honest truth, I have not read any article or story outside of The Hasek since last night. Watched a couple of youtubes that people linked. Why? I am sick to my brown vomit stomach of having to coddle little bitches and brainless MSM and other fans who don’t get it.
Take Off Hosers, and that’s the kindest, gentlest way I’m ever going to say it. Bitches.
Danny Cleary brings the Stanley Cup to Newfoundland. (kudos to Gabe for the video link)
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 05/15/09 at 08:09 PM ET
Good for you, Chief. Always better to be looking ahead than looking behind.
But Corey Perry can still suck it.
Posted by dougie on 05/15/09 at 08:09 PM ET
Police Academy 1 on CMT now here anyway.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/15/09 at 09:19 PM ET
I was just thinking I could use a good movie tonight and was trying to think of what HTT recommended a month or so back. Can’t remember, was it True Crime?
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 05/15/09 at 08:25 PM ET
Wait, we haven’t yet had the opportunity to talk about the Sucks GM beating a 55 year old female Wings fan at the Joe last night. True class, that organ-I-zation.
Posted by Riviera from the PHX on 05/15/09 at 08:28 PM ET
“Well,” a friend of mine said somewhat crudely, “at least we didn’t go down like [expletive]s.”
Apparently your GM assaulting someone in the press box doesn’t count as “going down like [expletive]s”???
Posted by Primis on 05/15/09 at 08:36 PM ET
Wait, we haven’t yet had the opportunity to talk about the Sucks GM beating a 55 year old female Wings fan at the Joe last night. True class, that organ-I-zation.
Verify this please.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/15/09 at 08:37 PM ET
Apparently your GM assaulting someone in the press box doesn’t count as “going down like [expletive]s”???
Did I just fall out of the apple tree, where are you guys getting this from? Share please.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/15/09 at 08:39 PM ET
If the Wings were so superior and the Ducks were a “bunch of bitches”, then why did it take Detroit seven games to beat Anaheim?
I don’t understand how you can go on and on about how the Ducks are a one-line team full of bitches ... they suck ... blah, blah, blah. Yet, they took your Wings to a Game 7. To me, that says more about the heart of you team than the skill level of the Ducks. If your boys have that much trouble with a one-line team, what are they going to do in the Cup Finals against the Penguins?
I suppose if the Wings beat the Pens in the Finals again, you be ranting about how shitty the Penguins are. That would make a lot of sense.
Why don’t you give credit where credit is due? The Ducks are a good team—have been for three or four years now—and the Wings beat them. You should be proud of the fact that the Wings beat a good team and not a bunch of bitches.
Posted by Mr. Judas on 05/15/09 at 08:39 PM ET
And the fact that I missed it will be my enduring shame.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 05/15/09 at 08:40 PM ET
Main page, Mo.
He was upset and reacted by smacking a woman with a barstool. Real mature.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 05/15/09 at 08:40 PM ET
You should be proud of the fact that the Wings beat a good team and not a bunch of bitches.
Did Corey Perry skip that series?
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 05/15/09 at 08:41 PM ET
Posted by Mr. Judas on 05/15/09 at 09:39 PM ET
STFU. Go away, please.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 05/15/09 at 08:42 PM ET
So now Corey Perry sucks? Isn’t that the guy who scored five goals against the Wings in that series?
You’d be shootin’ loads if he ended up with the Wings down the road.
Posted by Mr. Judas on 05/15/09 at 08:45 PM ET
WOW. Just Wow.
Class starts from the top down in any franchise. This explains alot.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/15/09 at 08:47 PM ET
So now Corey Perry sucks? Isn’t that the guy who scored five goals against the Wings in that series?
You’d be shootin’ loads if he ended up with the Wings down the road
A lady asked you nicely to shut the EFF up.
I’d listen to her, or she’ll beat you with a barstool.
Ask her brothers.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/15/09 at 08:49 PM ET
If the Wings were so superior and the Ducks were a “bunch of bitches”, then why did it take Detroit seven games to beat Anaheim?
If you watched every game of the series, you’d see that every Anaheim victory involved the Ducks having to give every ounce of what they had to squeak out a victory while three of the Wings four victories looked like cakewalks. The only reason game seven was so close was because of terrible officiating.
Why don’t you give credit where credit is due?
That is a good point. The Ducks defense was very good this series. Without them, Hiller’s career might be over from sheer shell-shock.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 05/15/09 at 08:53 PM ET
You’d be shootin’ loads if he ended up with the Wings down the road.
Negative.
The Wings already foolishly tried a douchbag on the team in Stillwoozy, a mistake they won’t likely make again.
Corey Perry is a classless piece of shit, like the rest of that “organization.”
Enjoy putt-putt, utensil.
Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 05/15/09 at 08:53 PM ET
Corey Perry is a classless piece of shit
Listen to Grapes ohhh and aaahh over him. Enough said.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/15/09 at 09:00 PM ET
Hey ... I’m no Ducks fan. I’m no Wings fan either. But I respect both teams’ abilities.
You guys can say whatever you want. I just think what your saying is stupid.
Posted by Mr. Judas on 05/15/09 at 09:02 PM ET
So, watching Police Academy 1…. is this Corey Perry with a buzz cut in the offf season?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/15/09 at 09:08 PM ET
Yeah you did. That’s exactly what your team did and it’s exactly the way they played the whole series. Like a bunch of bitches.
Bitch: (1) Word used to describe the act of whining excessively. (here)
Bitching: When used as a verb, to bitch means to complain. Usage in this context is almost always pejorative in intent, usually used to express frustration in the complainer’s complaints. Allegedly, it was originally used to refer to as the stereotypical wife’s constant complaints about petty things, effectively tieing in the etymology with the vulgar slang for an unpleasant woman. (here)
Bitch, n: 2. Offensive. c. A man considered to be weak or contemptible. (here)
Being a bitch has has nothing whatsoever to do with talent. All bad attitude.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 05/15/09 at 09:20 PM ET
Wow ... you know a lot about bitches.
Well, I gotta go. It’s Friday night and I have a life.
Have fun, ladies.
Posted by Mr. Judas on 05/15/09 at 09:29 PM ET
Well, I gotta go. It’s Friday night and I have a life.
You’re spending it posting on a hockey blog for a team you don’t either hate, or follow… for no real reason.
Might want to rethink that quote…
Posted by Primis on 05/15/09 at 09:51 PM ET
I was just thinking I could use a good movie tonight and was trying to think of what HTT recommended a month or so back. Can’t remember, was it True Crime?
It was ‘Burn after Reading’
You mentioned Netflix…..
On the ‘Watch Instantly’....
I recently enjoyed “Brooklyn Rules”
Heads-up….
Do not get sucked into ‘Corndog Man’.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 05/15/09 at 10:17 PM ET
Well, I gotta go. It’s Friday night and I have a life.
Phoning Chris Pronger and asking him to make you his bitch isn’t my idea of having a life… but to each their own.
Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 05/15/09 at 10:18 PM ET
Wow ... you know a lot about bitches.
Well, I gotta go. It’s Friday night and I have a life.
Have fun, ladies.
Posted by Mr. Judas on 05/15/09 at 10:29 PM ET
It’s called a vocabulary, sweetie. And don’t let the door hit you in the behind on the way out.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 05/15/09 at 10:20 PM ET
What Scott Neidermayer and (possibly?) Chris Pronger may be up to this summer. It’s been fun boys, but as a familiar tunes says “...no time for losers”. Have a nice summer.
Posted by aaron from phoenix on 05/15/09 at 10:20 PM ET
Heheh, I was all for drawing the line on the insults since the Ducks played us so well, but the GM attacking someone should give us one extra day of ridiculing them IMO.
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 05/15/09 at 10:27 PM ET
Attention Trolls:
Your 24 hr window has passed…..
We’re moving on…
and
You’ve been left behind..
give google a try, I suggest ‘Curling’.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 05/15/09 at 10:39 PM ET
How has ‘BARSTOOL GATE’ not reached MSM? This is simply amazing to me. Did I just miss it or is it being completely ignored? By MSM I mean ESPN/FOX etc. Usually since ESPN doesn’t cover hockey they love to jump on something of this nature to show how crappy our sport is to them. I guess I’ll just have to wait for Avery in some gay sun glasses and pinstriped suit for ESPN to show hockey news.
P.S. I’m enjoying the Tigers game after a 2nd rain delay. There is pretty much nobody in the stadium so you can hear every heckler. Is that what it was like 2 years ago at the United Center?
I’m going to Game 1 so I hope the Hawks can make it there. I’m just worried the wheels are gonna fall off the bandwagon somewhere on I-94.
Posted by BP29er from In a TeePee skinnin' me some Blackhawk on 05/15/09 at 10:46 PM ET
I can’t even fathom that Murray hits a chick with a barstool story.
Posted by rwingscup19 on 05/16/09 at 07:38 AM ET
I can’t even fathom that Murray hits a chick with a barstool story.
Posted by rwingscup19 on 05/16/09 at 08:38 AM ET
I will adopt a wait and see attitude on this.
Meanwhile, back to reality. We’ve had our celebration, so to speak, and now it’s time to begin again.
It’s the Battle of I-94. It starts tomorrow. Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 05/16/09 at 07:45 AM ET
@-Aaron. That is totally priceless. Thank you.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 05/16/09 at 07:48 AM ET
Last Duck chop. I promise.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 05/16/09 at 07:49 AM ET
If anyone is awake or cares to watch, the replay of Game 7 is on the NHL channel right now.
2 Periods to go .Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 05/16/09 at 08:02 AM ET
I just think what your saying is stupid
Anyone else catch the hilarity of this?
It’s called a vocabulary, sweetie. And don’t let the door hit you in the behind on the way out.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 05/15/09 at 11:20 PM ET
Love it.
Posted by MarkK from Maryland on 05/16/09 at 08:13 AM ET
Well, not that I intentionally look for evidence to expose NHL, Inc has a half-wit organization, just that every weekend they put stuff on their web site so poorly edited that a real company would long since have been out of business.
Reading this, which is it, Saturday (today) or Sunday? Gary.Bridgestone.Ass
Look at this closely, they have actually labelled the players with their names! Judas F’ing Priest!!!! NHL, Inc, believes that fans who visit their site do NOT know who Kane and Toews and Dangle Dangle and Zetterberg are?
Was the labeling of this pic done before presenting it to Gary Bettman so he’d know who they were?
A while ago it was “Wings have 4 games remaining, 3 at home and 2 on the road”, then something else last weekend or before that clued me in that they don’t have personnel on duty on the weekend to update their website. What a crap poorly run POS NHL,Inc. is. Thanks.Gary.Ass.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 05/16/09 at 10:01 AM ET
Was the labeling of this pic done before presenting it to Gary Bettman so he’d know who they were?
You pegged it RW. Maybe we should all pitch in and have some bar stool covers made with the Wing’s player numbers and names for Little Gary’s private box!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, when in doubt, pinky out on 05/16/09 at 10:14 AM ET
Aaron in PHX that is incredible.
Anyone else notice that Baroque is a real playoff gamer. Holy Crap she is on fire.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 05/16/09 at 10:19 AM ET
Was the labeling of this pic done before presenting it to Gary Bettman so he’d know who they were?
Which one is Crosby?
Posted by Incognetis from Delaware... Hi... I'm in... Delaware on 05/16/09 at 10:24 AM ET
I’m just worried the wheels are gonna fall off the bandwagon somewhere on I-94.
It’ll happen somewhere near Jackson. That stretch of road is brutal.
Posted by cephalopod from Chicago...nope, still not over it. on 05/16/09 at 10:26 AM ET
Which one is Crosby?
Posted by Incognetis from Exile in Alabama on 05/16/09 at 11:24 AM ET
that is funny.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 05/16/09 at 10:42 AM ET
Mornin’ Bitches. Riding stress free yesterday. Felt kinda nice. I can feel my ticket for the Hasek being punched today though. The 19 has been bringing the funny so that helps. Other then that I am going to spend today punching small children and kittens to help the stress.
Posted by AxeMaster9 on 05/16/09 at 10:53 AM ET
How has ‘BARSTOOL GATE’ not reached MSM? This is simply amazing to me. Did I just miss it or is it being completely ignored?
It was in this morning’s LA Times.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-ducks-bob-murray16-2009may16,0,6345615.story
Murray denied throwing the chair at Paris. “It was a complete accident,” he told The Times on Friday.
Excuse, Bob? How does one accidentally pick up a barstool and throw it at a woman?
What is it with guys named Bob throwing chairs at sporting events?
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 05/16/09 at 10:56 AM ET
excuse me, I meant excuse me.
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 05/16/09 at 10:56 AM ET
It was ‘Burn after Reading’
I recently enjoyed “Brooklyn Rules”
Heads-up….
Do not get sucked into ‘Corndog Man’.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 05/15/09 at 11:17 PM ET
Thanks for the reminder. I put ‘Burn’ next on my DVD list after “Training Day”, which a bro at work told me was good. Also added Brooklyn Rules to the watch instantly list.
Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 05/16/09 at 11:18 AM ET
I’ll vouch for Burn after Reading. Great flick.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 05/16/09 at 11:26 AM ET
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Nice timing, I mentioned that whine ass about 10 minutes ago.. heh.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 05/15/09 at 08:05 PM ET