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Those Are The Memories That Make Me A Wealthy Soul…It’s a Finals Rematch Live Blog
by IwoCPO on 11/11/08 at 06:30 PM ET
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Aloha. Here’s the wager with the PensBlog girls. If the Genitalia-less flightless birds win tonite, I’ll be writing the game recap for the geniuses who frequent the C-blog. Vice versa. When the Wings win? You’ll be reading the prose of Charlie and his sorority sisters here tomorrow.
It’s a live blog, bitches. Your even-keeled and objective commentary is welcome.
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Here’s one word the girls at Pensblog can use to remind them of the Cup Finals, BOMBARDMENT. I know we are all about juvenilicity over here, but I don’t think the kids at Pensblog are old enough to post here. Maybe when they grow up, and their balls drop (external genetalia), they can play in our sandbox.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 06:48 PM ET
Good call on the title Sir.
I’m freaking amped up. The new Metallica cranked and annoying the family.... yeee haw. I smell a Hossian Hat Trick a brewin’.
Beer anyone?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 06:49 PM ET
I wonder if Pensblog can photoshop a decent team to face the Wings tonight? Probably not. Li’l Gary’s Baby Boy will throw a tantrum and wet the bed over this game when it’s all over. But Li’l Gary will be there to breast feed him some num-nums.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 06:51 PM ET
How’s about we call them “The Ian Line” ?
After all, on any given shift, you can expect to see a DatsyukIAN deke, a HossIAN shot or a HolmstromIAN screen.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/11/08 at 06:52 PM ET
Here’s one word the girls at Pensblog can use to remind them of the Cup Finals, BOMBARDMENT. I know we are all about juvenilicity over here, but I don’t think the kids at Pensblog are old enough to post here. Maybe when they grow up, and their balls drop (external genetalia), they can play in our sandbox.
Hey Bill.... told ya. No DC references again I swear......
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 06:53 PM ET
No beer, Mo. 5 year-old homemade Plum Brandy and Canadian tobacco. Did I mention the brandy is 110-proof? Pensblog need not apply.
On the side, some organic honey-garlic sausages and some BBQ back ribs. No hanging meat today, we’ll save that for the Poultry.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 06:55 PM ET
Don’t get Versus?
You’re not alone…
cheat feed---Wings/Pens
Posted by HockeyTownTodd from waiting for that"sarcasm" font on 11/11/08 at 06:56 PM ET
JJ’s onto something now.... Ian… any famous Ian’isms?
Voox. Man you’re on a tear already.... hell yeaaaaaaaaah.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 06:56 PM ET
Six Yuengling’s down. Nutless Ducks to follow. Evening all.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 06:58 PM ET
Rocky Mtn Piss, Original Coors for me.
Still haning onto that college beer for some reason....
Hoss didn’t jump ship, me came to the dark side. Ya know less money and play for an organ-I-zation. Doc the smart guy.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 07:01 PM ET
another feed with higher resolution here
http://www.justin.tv/dman2077
Posted by metaltje on 11/11/08 at 07:03 PM ET
To all the Pittsburgh fans still bitter about Hossa, I offer you this:
Hossa is no more a Penguin than Danny DeVito was. It was a great role for him, but it’s not what he’ll be remembered for.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/11/08 at 07:03 PM ET
Transmission between teams? As in shifting from like 3rd to 4th gear? Tee hee.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 07:03 PM ET
How pathetic is it that I hear the Versus music and think playoffs? I miss ESPN.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 07:04 PM ET
Sadly, I’m not gonna be with you folks for long, but here’s a feed incase anyone needs it.
Shut em down boys.
Posted by Nate A from Dark side of the moon on 11/11/08 at 07:05 PM ET
Evening, fellow fans of external genitalia. Kiefer Sutherland just deadpanned me, so that must mean I’m watching the Vs. feed of the game. Oh joy.
Wait, there’s one of our loyal souls wearing a Hossa #81 Wings jersey. I feel better already.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 07:05 PM ET
Old EPSN coverage of ANY sport is better than the bastard children that do it now. Nevermind sports that have 3 networks share parts of seasons....
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 07:05 PM ET
and Doc....don’t forget the brilliance that is....Doc.....
The Captain Morgan is flowing all is well!
Posted by Rumbear from the den.... on 11/11/08 at 07:05 PM ET
Better feed..
http://www.justin.tv/dman2077
Posted by HockeyTownTodd from waiting for that"sarcasm" font on 11/11/08 at 07:07 PM ET
The lesser lines for us are the key tonight. Get a lil mileage outta them and we’re off to the races boys. Tight on D and turn n burn up ice quick.
Let’s play.
I feel alive.......
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 07:10 PM ET
Cheers, mates!
Recycled, but I don’t care.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/11/08 at 07:10 PM ET
Evenin’ all.
A tip O the hat to you, Chief, and every other service member, past and present. Your service is appreciated.
A paltry 3 PBRs in, ready to soak my bones in the very-much-in-need-of-a-water-change hot tub.
Water shouldn’t really have a texture to it, should it?
Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 11/11/08 at 07:11 PM ET
Lets not play matching lines puck, I like when we roll lines and giddyyup
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 07:11 PM ET
Right on Chief.
Wings in HD? Must be the playoffs!
Posted by RWBill from jabbing a six inch sewing needle into my eye. on 11/11/08 at 07:11 PM ET
Aaaaand it didn’t take the Joe crowd long to welcome the the guests with a nice loud chant....
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 07:12 PM ET
It’s been a busy couple of weeks. 3 of my sons had b-days in October, the 12th, 15th, and 25th. #4 was in town for a visit and that was my birthday gift because I am also an October birthday, the 30th. Devils Night as it is called in Detroit.
Funny you should bring up the Ian thing. One of my sons is named Ian and my Uncle Jerry once said, “ Ian is meaner than snake shit.” I guess that could be an Ian’ism. Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa. on 11/11/08 at 07:12 PM ET
Homer of all people on the receiving end of that pass huh??
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 07:14 PM ET
Yeah, but what a blast, MO. Z gave Fleury a little tap after the whistle...get into his head.
And Croz-bee. Dammit. The Vs. announcers are going to have a wet dream.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 07:17 PM ET
We’ve seen the slash laid on Raffy called against Detroit this year.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 11/11/08 at 07:17 PM ET
And now they call a weak hook on Mule...shoulda been the other way, jackass zebras.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 07:18 PM ET
Yeah, but what a blast, MO.
Yeah but put Pavel or Hoss on the other end of that bust out pass and Sid doesn’t score.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 07:18 PM ET
Killed. Let’s remember to breathe.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 07:20 PM ET
Hossa plays the PK? Does Sidney know that?
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 07:22 PM ET
Is it just me or does Mac look like he’s in slo-mo when he skates?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 07:24 PM ET
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