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by IwoCPO on 11/11/08 at 06:30 PM ET
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Aloha. Here’s the wager with the PensBlog girls. If the Genitalia-less flightless birds win tonite, I’ll be writing the game recap for the geniuses who frequent the C-blog. Vice versa. When the Wings win? You’ll be reading the prose of Charlie and his sorority sisters here tomorrow.
It’s a live blog, bitches. Your even-keeled and objective commentary is welcome.
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DATS SCHOOLS CROSBY… AGAIN
Just earlier on that possession Dats pulled the puck in and around the kid at the blue line and worked the give and go with 81 to the back of the net. Beauty, eh?
Datsyuk had his stick in the air (no, not an Enzyte commercial)
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 08:35 PM ET
Ah, Good old Smilin’ Bob.
Posted by RWBill from jabbing a six inch sewing needle into my eye. on 11/11/08 at 08:46 PM ET
haha gabe and clem, well played sirs, well played.
Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 08:47 PM ET
I guess you could say he’s into playoff form.
Damn you Clem. That’s what I was trying to say. You out-funny’d me.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/11/08 at 08:47 PM ET
I think I’ve been to Pens Blog 3-4 times.
I think I’ll be checking in there, what tomorrow morning Chief?
20 minutes, shift by shift. I wanna read the draft you’re currently working on, not the one you already wrote..... just guessin’ there’s a little editing going on n stuff.
The stats of Malkin aka “Houdini” are just awesome.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 08:48 PM ET
nobody communicates with sasquatch like john lithgow
Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 08:49 PM ET
Engblom: “You could say the Red Wings are in the midst of a dynasty right now.”
Yeah you could. I have. They are.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 08:49 PM ET
Engblom....seriously? A “couple” of cups?
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/11/08 at 08:49 PM ET
Heh, sorry Gabe. Just following your lead.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 11/11/08 at 08:50 PM ET
And Engblom uses the D-word!
(Right after the unfortunate trailer about how the Pens could win the Cup. So could twenty-nine other teams, eejit.)
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 08:50 PM ET
Any more bitching from the Pensblog fellas about Homer parked in front of the net? Of course, ask any goalie in the league and they’ll tell you there isn’t a choice. When Homer’s in front of the net, you can’t help but see red.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/11/08 at 08:51 PM ET
D-word for D-Town.
And I hope that the Pens were watching that trailer in the locker room...two goals down. Heh.
Still, a two-goal lead is dangerous. We gotta have a third from last year, not a third from this year.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 08:52 PM ET
FYI:
kstewy16 said…
I actually like the Detroit team and have a shit load of respect for them, but their fans are the biggest douches next to canadians.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 08:52 PM ET
He’s tired. It’s been a long season.
Nice.
Posted by monkey from Waiting for the lambs to stop screaming on 11/11/08 at 08:52 PM ET
I actually like the Detroit team and have a shit load of respect for them, but their fans are the biggest douches next to canadians.
Sidebar?
Posted by monkey from Waiting for the lambs to stop screaming on 11/11/08 at 08:54 PM ET
biggest douches next to canadians.
*sniff* i’m just so damn proud…
Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 08:54 PM ET
So has the Hasek car ever been officially renamed? Or do we carry on the name in tribute?
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 08:55 PM ET
I actually like the Detroit team and have a shit load of respect for them, but their fans are the biggest douches next to canadians.
I grew up 80 miles south to Montreal. Been to the old Forum a bunch. He’s right. And I am a WIngs fan to my ugly ass bones and loves us 19 douches the most.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 08:56 PM ET
Time to play shut-down in the third.
My favorite way to play shut-down? Score more goals. let’s do it!
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/11/08 at 08:56 PM ET
Sidebar?
Quotes on the right hand side.... all raving reviews of our this place and us.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 08:57 PM ET
VS announcers: Fleury can’t stop the Wings because he’s too busy on his knees.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 11/11/08 at 08:57 PM ET
Or do we carry on the name in tribute?
I’ve got a lifetime seat reserved in the Hasek.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/11/08 at 08:57 PM ET
Here’s to seeing Stuart or JR zero in on Sykora and just run him through.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 08:58 PM ET
So has the Hasek car ever been officially renamed? Or do we carry on the name in tribute?
I vote for keeping it. God save us, I hope no other Wing ever has the power to cause that many simultaneous heart attacks so consistently. “Wings game is on, power up the paddles”.
Posted by monkey from Waiting for the lambs to stop screaming on 11/11/08 at 08:59 PM ET
My favorite way to play shut-down? Score more goals.
Sounds like a plan!
Posted by Rumbear from Sandy Eggo on 11/11/08 at 08:59 PM ET
Fleury can’t stop the Wings because he’s too busy on his knees.
Ohhhhh you meant during the game???
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 08:59 PM ET
I think OTC will tell you that as long as Spike & Biff’s guts are ground into the carpet, it’’ll always be The Hasek.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 08:59 PM ET
hey has anyone pointed out that with hank and mule playing on the same line, they could be hanz and franz? or am i late to that party?
Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 08:59 PM ET
“Gill victimized by Darren McCarty”....fricken brings a tear to my eye.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/11/08 at 09:00 PM ET
I almost think the Hasek should remain, ya know for Drew Sharpe… like to retire his # and all. Whaddya think?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 09:00 PM ET
Monkey, I vote for keeping it too! It just seems to fit so well.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:00 PM ET
I actually like the Detroit team and have a shit load of respect for them, but their fans are the biggest douches next to canadians.
Sidebar?
Done
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 09:00 PM ET
I vote for keeping it.
Dittos...but the carpet...it’s gotta go.
Posted by Rumbear from Sandy Eggo on 11/11/08 at 09:00 PM ET
hey has anyone pointed out that with hank and mule playing on the same line, they could be hanz and franz?
AWESOME. But if they’re playing with Sammy it kinda has to be “Hanz and Franz and the girly man.”
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/11/08 at 09:01 PM ET
uhoh Sidney made a boom boom in his diaper. Time to go change
Posted by wingsfanindenver on 11/11/08 at 09:02 PM ET
Crosby to the box. Not that he would have been on the PK anyway.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 11/11/08 at 09:02 PM ET
Gee. Croz-bee. Great defensive forward.
And listen to the Joe crowd hoot!
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 09:02 PM ET
Aw… baby boy has to go sit in the box and feel shame.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:02 PM ET
you can’t call a penalty on crosby! he’s the greatest player to ever live! he doesn’t make mistakes! bettman is having a hit put out on the refs
Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 09:02 PM ET
haha, listen to those fans cheer when Crosby gets fed up with being schooled and takes it out on Hank.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/11/08 at 09:02 PM ET
GBB to the box. They’ll miss him on the PK.
Oh...nevermind.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 09:02 PM ET
Sidebar?Done
YES!
Posted by monkey from Waiting for the lambs to stop screaming on 11/11/08 at 09:03 PM ET
Crosby to the box. I bet Gary (ass) marks that down on the officials score cards so he knows who shouldn’t be reffing games in the playoffs.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 11/11/08 at 09:03 PM ET
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