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by IwoCPO on 11/11/08 at 06:30 PM ET
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Aloha. Here’s the wager with the PensBlog girls. If the Genitalia-less flightless birds win tonite, I’ll be writing the game recap for the geniuses who frequent the C-blog. Vice versa. When the Wings win? You’ll be reading the prose of Charlie and his sorority sisters here tomorrow.
It’s a live blog, bitches. Your even-keeled and objective commentary is welcome.
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great posts guys. Glad to see most of the 19 together again. Can’t cut and paste on the iPhone so I can’t quote all the stuff that is cracking me up.
Baby Boy needs a Time-Out
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 10:03 PM ET
“Held by Lidstrom.”
Is there any greater phrase in the English language?
And Z gets his just reward!
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 10:04 PM ET
Zetterberg: rewarded. PP...on fire. Blowout: Hell yes.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 10:04 PM ET
SWEEEET Zata!
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 10:04 PM ET
Hank! Man, I bet Gary is REALLY pissed now.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 11/11/08 at 10:04 PM ET
Huds with another beauty pass and Hank slams it home! Woo!
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/11/08 at 10:04 PM ET
Oh my. I swear it looks like Z let up on that rush and still schooled ‘em.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 11/11/08 at 10:05 PM ET
Great cover Gill, NOT!
Too bad it won’t show up as a minus against Crosby, but it might as well since he put the Wings on the PP.
Posted by RWBill from Back aboard the Hasek. on 11/11/08 at 10:05 PM ET
Chief, you must ooze pride.
and maturity.
wings PK. Sidney called Gary on the douche phone and cried
Posted by wingsfanindenver on 11/11/08 at 10:05 PM ET
Ref sounded like he was ordering a cheesburger there.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/11/08 at 10:05 PM ET
well Gabe ya got half of your 5-5
Posted by Rumbear from Top-o-the Hasek, hitting golfballs on 11/11/08 at 10:05 PM ET
Oh oops...here’s the inevitable Gary Bettman’s Baby Boy Five-On-Three.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 10:06 PM ET
Bullshit.... Gary. Ass. Must have made a call on behalf of his baby boy.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 10:06 PM ET
Man the NHL loves em some Penguins !!! Gary.Ass
Posted by RWBill from Back aboard the Hasek. on 11/11/08 at 10:07 PM ET
5 on 3......Little Gary has spoken!
Posted by Rumbear from Top-o-the Hasek, hitting golfballs on 11/11/08 at 10:07 PM ET
Well there’s a rarity for the Wings - a marginal call for a 5 on 3.
Thanks, Gary. You fetid *#$%@&.
Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 11/11/08 at 10:07 PM ET
BOM-BARD-MEMT
Zats how it is done.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 10:07 PM ET
“I am Hans.”
“Und I am Franz.”
“And vee are goink to pump YOU up!”
Posted by monkey from Jesus and the Dinosaurs on 11/11/08 at 10:07 PM ET
5-3. Shocking.
Chief, shouldn’t that be “Stunned”?
Posted by wingsfanindenver on 11/11/08 at 10:07 PM ET
what lils lacks in skill he tries to make up for in bodily sacrifice
Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 10:07 PM ET
ozzziiie.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 10:08 PM ET
Oh man, lets kill this one. For old time’s sake, bitches.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 11/11/08 at 10:08 PM ET
Ozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzie! Another brick in the wall.
Posted by Rumbear from Top-o-the Hasek, hitting golfballs on 11/11/08 at 10:08 PM ET
I would love to see The Kill, III.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 10:09 PM ET
for the hossa-dats-homer line, how about the smoke show
Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 10:09 PM ET
F*ck… sorry for the jinx.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 10:09 PM ET
5-3. Shocking.
Chief, shouldn’t that be “Stunned”?
Without question
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 10:09 PM ET
The Bett-phone rang and the officials answered the call.
Ozzie is always on-call.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 10:09 PM ET
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Posted by monkey from Jesus and the Dinosaurs on 11/11/08 at 10:03 PM ET