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Aloha.  Here’s the wager with the PensBlog girls.  If the Genitalia-less flightless birds win tonite, I’ll be writing the game recap for the geniuses who frequent the C-blog.  Vice versa.  When the Wings win?  You’ll be reading the prose of Charlie and his sorority sisters here tomorrow.

It’s a live blog, bitches.  Your even-keeled and objective commentary is welcome.

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HockeyJoe's avatar

Rigoddamdiculous.

Posted by HockeyJoe from Upstate New York on 11/11/08 at 09:09 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Alright. I lied. I don’t want to see it 5-5. 

No. Really.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/11/08 at 09:09 PM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

*#$%@&.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 11/11/08 at 09:10 PM ET

AndrewFromAnnArbor's avatar

Well…guess we can save the big five-on-three kills for the playoffs, right?

Grand officiating there.  Consistent with how they’ve been calling Wings games this year.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 09:10 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

GBB: But I’m supposed to win everything!
Gary, Ass: I know, I know, but these big boys just don’t like to lose.
GBB: I wanna win NOW!
Gary, Ass: Now be a brave boy. I’ll give you a 5 on 3, but that’s the best I can do.

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 11/11/08 at 09:10 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

F*ck, F*ck, F*ck.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:12 PM ET

AndrewFromAnnArbor's avatar

Oh.  FFS.

Another one of these.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 09:12 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

Sh17 the bed!

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 11/11/08 at 09:12 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Gabe….. careful whatcha ask for….

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 09:12 PM ET

rwingscup19's avatar

holy shit dats with a giveaway, meech with a failed clear, lilja with a giveaway

Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 09:12 PM ET

VooX's avatar

I need more 110-proof.

Thanks Li’l Gary. Blow me. Ass.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 09:12 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

Freaking A. The Wings are so good at getting a nice lead and then blowing it.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:12 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Thanks Gary.Ass.lkdfjgflkdjfldkj

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/11/08 at 09:13 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

holy shit dats with a giveaway

Gary had an official put a roofy in his water

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 11/11/08 at 09:13 PM ET

clemshady's avatar

Nice punch attempt by Meech.  Eesh.

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 11/11/08 at 09:13 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Still have a lead. We can’t piss away every damn lead.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 09:13 PM ET

monkey's avatar

SCORRRRRRE#EEEEE

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/11/08 at 09:14 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

And there goes the dog. Poor guy’s nerves can’t take the shouting and cheering

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 11/11/08 at 09:14 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

OOOMMMPHHHAAAAAHHHHH

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 09:14 PM ET

rwingscup19's avatar

haaaaaaaaappppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy with a rip

Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 09:14 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

HOOOOOOOOOOOODLER!!!!!!

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/11/08 at 09:14 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Wow. Frigging Oompa Loompa is having A GAME.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/11/08 at 09:14 PM ET

AndrewFromAnnArbor's avatar

So.  Freaking.  Happy.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 09:14 PM ET

halomasterd4n's avatar

Happy the savior, 2 A and a G

Posted by halomasterd4n on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

What the??? HUDS? HOLY COW!

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET

wingsfanindenver's avatar

oooommmmpa!

looooooopma!

Posted by wingsfanindenver on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Another SOFT MAF Goal.  Why do the announcers keep sucking his Dick?

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET

monkey's avatar

OOMPA LOOMPA!!!z

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET

rwingscup19's avatar

AND he put letang in the net

Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

Jiri Hudler!  Holy shit, he’s on tonight.

Posted by DetroitHockey on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET

VooX's avatar

I need more 110-proof.  Flashbacks.

Thanks Li’l Gary.  (Blow Me).  Ass.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET

clemshady's avatar

Wow.  That’s about all I can say for this game.  This was what last year’s playoffs were billed up to be.  Thank God it wasn’t.  I wouldn’t be here typing this.

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

The Happy Monster strikes!

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

Another SOFT MAF Goal.  Why do the announcers keep sucking his Dick?

Orders from Gary. Ass.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:16 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Still have a lead. We can’t piss away every damn lead.

See what I get for being a critical ba$tard?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 09:16 PM ET

monkey's avatar

American sports media lick Penguin sack every chance they get.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/11/08 at 09:17 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Even the Bett-phone can’t change the outcome… No wait, he might have a couple more 5-3s planned for us.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 09:18 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

  Still have a lead. We can’t piss away every damn lead.

See what I get for being a critical ba$tard?

It’s a statistical fact, the Wings only play well when we insult the hell out of them. In a loving, well-meaning way of course. wink

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:19 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

So….close…Hossa…

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/11/08 at 09:19 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Penguin sack

Internal genetalia,,,,

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 09:19 PM ET

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get that crap out of there!!!

Posted by yzer19man from Chicago on 11/11/08 at 09:20 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

6 goals and not one from Hoss. Yet…..

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 09:20 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Internal genetalia,,,,

Penguin taint?

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 11/11/08 at 09:20 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Hossa splitting the defense is becoming the norm.  I dig it.

Tick. Tock….Kenny.  Tick Tock.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 11/11/08 at 09:21 PM ET

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when are the refs going to call a penalty on the multiple hooks that Hossa has received on his amazing breakouts for frick sakes?

Posted by yzer19man from Chicago on 11/11/08 at 09:21 PM ET

clemshady's avatar

Or giant, gaping Penguin vag.

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 11/11/08 at 09:22 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Internal GENOtalia…

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/11/08 at 09:22 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Great game so far to watch.

Hossa wants to score so bad, if he does Iber he puches Sidney in the face to get the bad-ass Gordie Howe.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 09:22 PM ET

rwingscup19's avatar

i like it JJ

Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 09:23 PM ET

clemshady's avatar

Beautiful, J.J.  Ha!

Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 11/11/08 at 09:23 PM ET

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