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by IwoCPO on 11/11/08 at 06:30 PM ET
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Aloha. Here’s the wager with the PensBlog girls. If the Genitalia-less flightless birds win tonite, I’ll be writing the game recap for the geniuses who frequent the C-blog. Vice versa. When the Wings win? You’ll be reading the prose of Charlie and his sorority sisters here tomorrow.
It’s a live blog, bitches. Your even-keeled and objective commentary is welcome.
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Alright. I lied. I don’t want to see it 5-5.
No. Really.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/11/08 at 09:09 PM ET
Well...guess we can save the big five-on-three kills for the playoffs, right?
Grand officiating there. Consistent with how they’ve been calling Wings games this year.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 09:10 PM ET
GBB: But I’m supposed to win everything!
Gary, Ass: I know, I know, but these big boys just don’t like to lose.
GBB: I wanna win NOW!
Gary, Ass: Now be a brave boy. I’ll give you a 5 on 3, but that’s the best I can do.
Posted by wingsfanindenver on 11/11/08 at 09:10 PM ET
F*ck, F*ck, F*ck.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:12 PM ET
Oh. FFS.
Another one of these.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 09:12 PM ET
holy shit dats with a giveaway, meech with a failed clear, lilja with a giveaway
Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 09:12 PM ET
I need more 110-proof.
Thanks Li’l Gary. Blow me. Ass.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 09:12 PM ET
Freaking A. The Wings are so good at getting a nice lead and then blowing it.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:12 PM ET
Thanks Gary.Ass.lkdfjgflkdjfldkj
Posted by monkey from Waiting for the lambs to stop screaming on 11/11/08 at 09:13 PM ET
holy shit dats with a giveaway
Gary had an official put a roofy in his water
Posted by wingsfanindenver on 11/11/08 at 09:13 PM ET
Nice punch attempt by Meech. Eesh.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 11/11/08 at 09:13 PM ET
Still have a lead. We can’t piss away every damn lead.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 09:13 PM ET
SCORRRRRRE#EEEEE
Posted by monkey from Waiting for the lambs to stop screaming on 11/11/08 at 09:14 PM ET
And there goes the dog. Poor guy’s nerves can’t take the shouting and cheering
Posted by wingsfanindenver on 11/11/08 at 09:14 PM ET
haaaaaaaaappppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy with a rip
Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 09:14 PM ET
Wow. Frigging Oompa Loompa is having A GAME.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 09:14 PM ET
What the??? HUDS? HOLY COW!
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET
Another SOFT MAF Goal. Why do the announcers keep sucking his Dick?
Posted by RWBill from jabbing a six inch sewing needle into my eye. on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET
OOMPA LOOMPA!!!z
Posted by monkey from Waiting for the lambs to stop screaming on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET
I need more 110-proof. Flashbacks.
Thanks Li’l Gary. (Blow Me). Ass.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET
Wow. That’s about all I can say for this game. This was what last year’s playoffs were billed up to be. Thank God it wasn’t. I wouldn’t be here typing this.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 11/11/08 at 09:15 PM ET
Another SOFT MAF Goal. Why do the announcers keep sucking his Dick?
Orders from Gary. Ass.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:16 PM ET
Still have a lead. We can’t piss away every damn lead.
See what I get for being a critical ba$tard?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 09:16 PM ET
American sports media lick Penguin sack every chance they get.
Posted by monkey from Waiting for the lambs to stop screaming on 11/11/08 at 09:17 PM ET
Even the Bett-phone can’t change the outcome… No wait, he might have a couple more 5-3s planned for us.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 09:18 PM ET
Still have a lead. We can’t piss away every damn lead.
See what I get for being a critical ba$tard?
It’s a statistical fact, the Wings only play well when we insult the hell out of them. In a loving, well-meaning way of course. 
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:19 PM ET
get that crap out of there!!!
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago on 11/11/08 at 09:20 PM ET
Internal genetalia,,,,
Penguin taint?
Posted by monkey from Waiting for the lambs to stop screaming on 11/11/08 at 09:20 PM ET
Hossa splitting the defense is becoming the norm. I dig it.
Tick. Tock....Kenny. Tick Tock.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 09:21 PM ET
when are the refs going to call a penalty on the multiple hooks that Hossa has received on his amazing breakouts for frick sakes?
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago on 11/11/08 at 09:21 PM ET
Great game so far to watch.
Hossa wants to score so bad, if he does Iber he puches Sidney in the face to get the bad-ass Gordie Howe.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 09:22 PM ET
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