Abel to Yzerman
Next entry: It's Milk...And It's Sour, Warm and Full of That Chunky White Stuff
Previous entry: Dear GBB: Welcome Back To Hockeytown
Those Are The Memories That Make Me A Wealthy Soul…It’s a Finals Rematch Live Blog
by IwoCPO on 11/11/08 at 06:30 PM ET
Comments (535)
Aloha. Here’s the wager with the PensBlog girls. If the Genitalia-less flightless birds win tonite, I’ll be writing the game recap for the geniuses who frequent the C-blog. Vice versa. When the Wings win? You’ll be reading the prose of Charlie and his sorority sisters here tomorrow.
It’s a live blog, bitches. Your even-keeled and objective commentary is welcome.
Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink
Comments
« Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 Next »
Voox… that would be pretty funny.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:25 PM ET
The only reason GBB ever drops his gloves is to get a better grip on his ankles.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/11/08 at 09:26 PM ET
hey, what were they implying by putting a do not disturb sign on that door?
Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 09:26 PM ET
amazing stat: Hudler has played less then 9 minutes and he has three points. 1 point per 3 minutes! Holy Crap
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago on 11/11/08 at 09:28 PM ET
what the hell is with all the give aways in the d-end?
Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 09:28 PM ET
Pass the Maalox…
Dammit.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 09:29 PM ET
...they got to 5?
I’ll be in the garage with the engine on.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/11/08 at 09:29 PM ET
Freaking A. argh.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:29 PM ET
man who couldn’t see that coming we couldn’t get it out of the zone forever.
Posted by RWBill from jabbing a six inch sewing needle into my eye. on 11/11/08 at 09:29 PM ET
can we unretire the Hasek Club Car for this game?
namu myoho renge kyo
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 09:29 PM ET
Seriously. This last 3 1/2 may just kill me.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 11/11/08 at 09:29 PM ET
Can someone warm up the defibrillator? I think we may need it.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:30 PM ET
ok, since when do we givve up 5 goals on 24 shots? that is terrible by Atlanta or NYI standards
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago on 11/11/08 at 09:31 PM ET
Lilja, Lilja...I spend the downtime praising you for being a serviceable if limited D-man, yet, come game time, you’re giving it away like the girls down the wrong end of Mack Avenue. Why oh why must you hurt me?
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 09:31 PM ET
The Pens are out working the Wings right now. They really want this game
Posted by wingsfanindenver on 11/11/08 at 09:31 PM ET
can we unretire the Hasek Club Car for this game?
It was never retired… just mothballed for the summer.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:31 PM ET
ARGH....my heart can’t take it.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:32 PM ET
Why the hell does it look like a Pen PP?
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 11/11/08 at 09:32 PM ET
Breathe bitches. Breathe. 34.7 came and went.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 09:34 PM ET
....are you kidding me right now? It’s like the end of Game 6 all over again.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 11/11/08 at 09:34 PM ET
GET IT DEEP!!!!!!! GREAT SAVE!!!! SUCKBY is Robbed!!!
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago on 11/11/08 at 09:34 PM ET
No need for the defib...we’ve got Osgood.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 09:34 PM ET
i’m not a big doc emrick fan, but the dude gets excited its good. also don’t like the timeout call right now.
Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 09:34 PM ET
Argh… it’s really too early in the season for me to be going through this again. I’ll never make it to spring at this rate.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:35 PM ET
great timeout by Uncle Mike. Coach of the Year.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 09:35 PM ET
*#$%@&. You HAVE GOT to be freaking kidding me.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:35 PM ET
WHY CAN WE NOT WIN THE FACEOFF?????
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago on 11/11/08 at 09:36 PM ET
didn’t like the timeout at all, you’re giving their big guns time to rest
Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 09:36 PM ET
« Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 Next »
Add a Comment
Please limit embedded image or media size to 575 pixels wide.
Add your own avatar by joining Kukla's Korner, or logging in and uploading one in your member control panel.
Captchas bug you? Join KK or log in and you won't have to bother.
Most Recent Blog Posts
Create Your Own Headline For The Wings/Habs Live Blog
Mellow Is The Man Who Hosts About 120 Live Blogs Per Year
“Faux”…Interesting. Do You Use “Faux”?
Detroit Media: Zero Outrage. Fedorov? Plenty
Well Gary? Your League Is A Joke
Gambling In Havana? Hiding In Honduras? Dad? Get Me To A Live Blog…STAT
About Abel to Yzerman
Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977. No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y. Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation. There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature. Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome:
A2Y Stuff
-----------------------------
Wanna Feel Smart?
Does confusion make you sad? When you read words like "enigma" and phrases like "Thanks Gary. Ass", do you wonder why mean people speak in languages you don't understand? Fret no longer friend! The A2Y Glossary will bring you great joy and enlightenment.
-----------------------------
How Others View The A2Y 19
"Hell, I guarantee the content co-opters at Abel to Yzerman were about to link this article under the heading “Bitter Blues Fans” again right up until they just read that last half-sentance. Thanks but no thanks, you Kukla hangers-on."
--St. Louis Game Time
"I realize it’s the slow summer season, but can this guy tone down the tough-guy histrionics? His posts are fatiguing on an otherwise excellent site."
--A2Y Fan, Eternal_Fields
"I constantly marvel at how Bill (IwoCPO) and his disciples at Abel To Yzerman can be so pompous and full of themselves throughout every regular season, but come playoff time they collapse into wavering puddles of stress and nervousness as they anxiously await the impending and unavoidable collapse of the Red Wings in the post-season."
--Mile High Hockey
"I hate them because they are better than us. Of all the frigging teams…"
--In The Cheap Seats
"It's just a shame that the most classless, uneducated, lowbrow fanbase in the league gets this sweep. Red Wing fans don't deserve their team."
--Thhom
"I really don’t care what fans or bloggers think."
--Drew Sharp
"Why is it you Detroit fans are still so classless when you have such a classy hockey team, with such a professional GM and gentlemen players? I understand that the author of this blog is a manner-less cad, but the rest of you should be better."
--A2Y Fan, Jeff Beaumont
"Have you ever *read* A2Y? Its the most opinionated, juvenile stuff i've read."
--Paul Nicholson
"I actually like the Detroit team and have a sh&% load of respect for them, but their fans are the biggest douches next to Canadians."
--KStewy, PensBlog Commenter
"Just when it looks like we have bottomed out, the 19 hit a new low."
-A2Y legend, Hockeytown Todd
"And for the record, I don't hate the Red Wings, I hate their fans."
--Douche Bag at Puck Daddy who isn't Wyshynski
"You’re nothing but a douchebag ****, c3po. Go f**k yourself, and learn something about hockey in the process. Nothing ruins my day more than seeing your byline on the kk page."
--Hector, A2Y fan, statesman, Pittsburgh Chapter of Jonas Brothers Fan Club President
"I can just imagine the kindergarten teacher’s reaction when the tyke blurts out 'Mommy says Gary Bettman is a f*cking f*ckface! He wants to give ‘Rosby the bad touch.' ”
--Bella, of the 19
"A2Y is what other blog sites aspire to be when they fail to grow up: intelligent immaturity for the juvenile genius set”
--Captain Dennis Polonich, of the 19
Head to Hockeytown
Blogs the Chief Likes
lilja gives it away....again
Posted by wingsfanindenver on 11/11/08 at 09:24 PM ET