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by IwoCPO on 11/11/08 at 06:30 PM ET
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Aloha. Here’s the wager with the PensBlog girls. If the Genitalia-less flightless birds win tonite, I’ll be writing the game recap for the geniuses who frequent the C-blog. Vice versa. When the Wings win? You’ll be reading the prose of Charlie and his sorority sisters here tomorrow.
It’s a live blog, bitches. Your even-keeled and objective commentary is welcome.
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For Christpuncher’s sake. This is ridiculous. The slide from the five-on-three, the OT. The Wings penalty. *#$%@& YOU GARY.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 09:36 PM ET
No need for the defib...we’ve got Osgood.
noooo, no jinxing!!!!
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:36 PM ET
4 on 3 to start OT! GREAT!!!
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago on 11/11/08 at 09:37 PM ET
And another PP for the Pens. But none of those hooks on Hossa were called. *#$%@& you, Gary.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 11/11/08 at 09:37 PM ET
Why wasn’t Draper taking the faceoff after a timeout?
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 09:38 PM ET
sup bitches...just got back from class..
umm...wtf is going on?
Posted by Osrt on 11/11/08 at 09:38 PM ET
terrible call
Just what Gary. Ass. ordered.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:38 PM ET
You can’t deny Staal has been damned good tonight. Never say die.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 11/11/08 at 09:38 PM ET
Well, at least this will end quickly…
Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 11/11/08 at 09:38 PM ET
Gary’s fix is in, no doubt. Wings with the lead, Hossa breaking in being hooked all the way and couldn’t get off a shot, no penalty. weak shit? put Pens on PP. Gary. Ass.
Posted by RWBill from jabbing a six inch sewing needle into my eye. on 11/11/08 at 09:39 PM ET
Lilja??? WHY the hell would they put him out there right now??
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:39 PM ET
Flashbacks. I need more moonshine.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/11/08 at 09:39 PM ET
Shitney Suckby and the rest of the helpless little snow birds are on the right side of a classic biased game from Gary
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago on 11/11/08 at 09:39 PM ET
Why do you put Zetterberg in the faceoff circle there? Draper gets paid to take those draws. He’s good at it. Let him.
Posted by Ryan from Toronto on 11/11/08 at 09:39 PM ET
Hell no. Enough jinxes.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 09:40 PM ET
I hate this.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:40 PM ET
Man. The playoffs suck.
Oh...nevermind.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 09:41 PM ET
It just never fails… we have an awesome lead and then this crap happens.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:41 PM ET
I’m going to have to blow up the broadcast booth....
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 11/11/08 at 09:42 PM ET
lets face it, drapes is on this team to win clutch faceoffs. if he’s not doing that, then don’t have him on the team
Posted by rwingscup19 from Dallas on 11/11/08 at 09:42 PM ET
You’re tellin’ me, MO. I think we’re all jinxed tonight.
Oh wait, no, that’s Gary’s New Screw-The-Wings NHL.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 09:43 PM ET
Dats getting his pocket picked. Ouch.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 11/11/08 at 09:43 PM ET
And the Penguins have won the Stanley....
What? No? It’s still ours. Enjoy the silver platter moral victory homos.
Posted by HockeyJoe from Upstate New York on 11/11/08 at 09:44 PM ET
note to self: no more gloating before game is over.
Posted by wingsfanindenver on 11/11/08 at 09:44 PM ET
umm...what teams just played?
That sure as hell wasn’t the wings
Posted by Osrt on 11/11/08 at 09:44 PM ET
Datsyuk was slashed on the steal. *#$%@& you, Gary.
Posted by DetroitHockey on 11/11/08 at 09:44 PM ET
That was the worst game I’ve ever seen the Red Wings play.
Holy shit.
Posted by Tyler from Arizona on 11/11/08 at 09:45 PM ET
Well...that was throw-up-in-your-mouth bad. I can’t even begin to stomach what awaits me tomorrow.
Posted by IwoCPO from Washington, DC on 11/11/08 at 09:45 PM ET
I won’t deny that this hurts, but I’d rather lose this game in November than this game in June. Just sayin’.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 11/11/08 at 09:45 PM ET
complete bullshit of a game! what a gift for the birds...early christmas from the refs and frickin gary
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago on 11/11/08 at 09:46 PM ET
Well, there you go. No shootout.
Last thing I heard before they cut to commercial was “Stunned is Osgood.” Now we have to put up with those Penisblog pricks in our sandbox. *#$%@& this. I’m sick of the idiotic calls and non-calls, I really am.
If the League’s goal is to turn off fans then they’re doing a damn good job of it. Alienate the loyals in hope of attracting the casuals. What a great plan.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 11/11/08 at 09:46 PM ET
No effing SO. Please.
Me and my big mouth.
Man, deer hunting this weekend is oddly going to bring to mind a penguin in the crosshairs.....
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 11/11/08 at 09:46 PM ET
Credit to the Penguins for not giving up when it was 5-2; just sucks to lose a game like that.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/11/08 at 09:46 PM ET
I hope all you Wings fans enjoyed that as much as I did!! GO PENS!!!!!
Posted by NHLJeff from Boston, MA on 11/11/08 at 09:46 PM ET
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