Abel to Yzerman
Tried The High Road Once. It Sucked.
by IwoCPO on 05/15/09 at 12:14 PM ET
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If I knew how to act my age, I’d be all…“Congratulations to a worthy opponent, a true team of warriors who displayed the kind of grit and courage the National Hockey League is all about.”
Instead, I’ll say this: the Ducks can suck it.
And they can suck it all summer.
Granola bitch Niedermayer can retire. Selanne can go home to Finland and exchange international text messages with B. Lang about high fashion.
And the punk ass bitch Corey Perry can go straight to hell for all I care while Chris Pronger goes back to YEStyping with his elbows on his wannabe blog.
It’s been seven years since I felt so satisfied after a Wing series win. Not seven years this June. Seven years to the day Patrick Roy got laughed off the ice at the Joe. And I can’t tell you how happy I am that the winning goal was “controversial.”
Really Randy? You take issue with that? Interference you say? Oh. Well enjoy your summer bitch.
0500 this morning I’m making coffee in my skivvies. Oh shut up. I know the image isn’t pleasant. I’m setting the scene. Making coffee and still a little…foggy…from last night. I start thinking about the game and next thing you know I’m standing in the middle of the kitchen pumping my fist in the air like a frigging lunatic.
0530 and I go to kiss the sleeping wife goodbye. I tell her this, “I’ll always love you but it’s easier when the Wings win.” I’m certain she appreciated it.
0545 driving through Old Town Alexandria. Top down on the Jeep. It’s raining and I don’t even notice it. Singing at the top of my lungs. AC/DC “Girl’s Got Rhythm”. At a stoplight next to what has to be a 58 year old woman with bleach blonde hair. I don’t even notice her until I’m singing the part about a girl with “backseat rhythm”. In. Appropriate.
0600 and I’m almost to work. Raining harder and it really doesn’t matter. Turn Sirius to channel 14, Classic Vinyl.
Opening strums of “Night Moves.” Un. Frigging. Believable. All I could do was start laughing.
I make no excuses for the mood swings. None. If you don’t understand them you should probably leave. Hell, if you don’t understand them you’ve stopped reading by now.
Now for this.
I thought fans of the Ducks were among the most talented when it came to planting their feet firmly into their own mouths, but the Detroit Red Wings’ fans stepped in to prove me wrong.
While fans of the Red Wings have legitimate reasons to be proud of their team, 11 Stanley Cups doesn’t give them the right to talk out of their backsides.
Guess what fu**o? 11 Cups gives us the right to talk however the hell we want. One Cup doesn’t mean dick. It means nothing. You’re nothing more than the Lightning. One Cup and done. But that didn’t stop you did it…AL?
The internet’s a glorious invention isn’t it AL? Some of the things you’ve said, AL, are going to live on forever because I’m gonna make sure they do.
If Tuesday night’s performance was indicative of the Red Wings’ Game 7 mentality, they should have stayed at their Disneyland Resort hotel instead of flying back to Detroit.
As bad as things went on Tuesday, the Red Wings on Wednesday were among the few people on earth who can fly into Detroit and actually enjoy the view.
How was your view bitch? Enjoy it? Come on back.
Corey Perry went after the guy who was most vulnerable. He knew Rafalski was injured, so he pummeled him. From behind. He knew Rafalski’s not a fighter, so he went after him. Like a little bitch. At the same time Scott “Captain” Niedermayer looked around quickly. Glanced to see if the refs were watching, as if that would matter, then slammed his elbow into Pavel Datsyuk’s face. Like the cheapshot piece of shit he is. Oh, senile old Stan Fischler can call you the “best player in the league”, but we know better. We’ll take our Captain, thanks. Retirement awaits Scotty. Of course you won’t announce it yet. You’ll make your team wait for a few months, take a half season off, screw with their cap hit…because that’s what captains do, right?
The poster boys for scum, that’s the Poultry. And I mean scum. Dirtbags of the highest order who try to play themselves off as “gritty”. Wrong. From the coach to the captain to the sasquatch to Perry to Brown to Wizdoucheski? They play a BS brand of hockey and they’ve been exposed for what they are. Good riddance bitches.
Gary was in the crowd last night to witness some of the worst officiating we’ve seen in a horribly officiated series. And he must have been proud. You’re damn right I blame Bettman for it. You’re god damn right I do. Pronger’s assault on Hossa? In front of the ref? How the fu** is that not called? How is there NOT an agenda Gary? Hudler’s interference? From his knees Gary? You’ve been there enough you know how impossible that would be.
The Ducks. Carlyle, that whining little girl. Their media. Perry, Niedermayer and Pronger. They can all suck it and suck it from the tee box. They can suck it from their porches on a Sunday afternoon while the Wings play in the Conference Finals, for the third straight year. They can all suck it and Gary.ass can join them in a circle of suck while the Wings unleash hell on our little brothers from Chicago.
We told you. We told you and told you again. This is not a team to be trifled with or to try and intimidate. This is a team of character with players who thrive on assholes trying to mess with them between the whistles.
You whined about your short summer after you cheated your way to your single Cup. Remember? Well, no worries. You got another long one coming bitches.
Seriously. Any member of the Anaheim Duck organ-I-zation who would have some crazy reason to be reading this? If you’ve made it this far?
Your pain frigging warms me. Work on that slice for us motherfu**ers.
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That was beautiful. I don’t have half the way with juvenile insults that you do, Chief. I dunno who does.
But f—k the Ducks. F—k ‘em in their ear-holes. I don’t give a good goddamn about what they do next. All I know is it involves balls and clubs, not sticks and pucks.
Maybe Pronger can throw a well-placed crosscheck on the fourth tee.
And by the way, just to pimp him because he’s my new favourite player. This damn win DOES. NOT. HAPPEN. without Darren Helm:
http://dirtygames.wordpress.com/2009/05/15/an-ode-to-darren-helm/
Posted by Jayo from Toronto on 05/15/09 at 12:21 PM ET
Your pain frigging warms me. Work on that slice for us motherfu**ers.
Is that the reason I come here YES.
Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 05/15/09 at 12:24 PM ET
They can all suck it and Gary.ass can join them in a circle of suck
Poetry.
Posted by Bella from puddle of her own vomit on 05/15/09 at 12:25 PM ET
From his knees Gary? You’ve been there enough you know how impossible that would be.
HAA
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 05/15/09 at 12:25 PM ET
One word, Chief:
I realize that’s not a word, but you get my point.
Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 05/15/09 at 12:25 PM ET
between this and macleod’s “fight night” post i’ve got to be the happiest bastard in the world right now.
Posted by some kid from brooklyn on 05/15/09 at 12:27 PM ET
As bad as things went on Tuesday, the Red Wings on Wednesday were among the few people on earth who can fly into Detroit and actually enjoy the view.
Al? The reason other teams don’t like the view when they fly into Metro or Detroit City? Simple. They know where they’re going, and it fills them with dread.
GREAT post Chief. Here’s hoping Wyshynski asks you to write the Schmucks’ eulogy.
And ‘Lurker?’ We’re all waiting…
I got a C-note that says they don’t get out of the 2nd round. You want some action - put your money where your mouth is. You or anyone else.
As I recall Lurker, SOMEBODY DID take you up on that offer. I know you’re here—you came back to taunt us last week. Jiri Fischer wants another defibrillator, bitch.
Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 05/15/09 at 12:28 PM ET
Chris Pronger Rosetta Stone
HAA again
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 05/15/09 at 12:30 PM ET
Ahh, more clASS from the Red Wings bandwagon sheeple. Thanks for not disappointing us.
Posted by JesGolbez from Burnaby, BC on 05/15/09 at 12:31 PM ET
Bra-fricking-vo, Chief. Nothing like a good bit of OC Register quality writing to come back and bite you on the ass.
Back to the woods and mountains for Sasquatch.
Back to the West Virginia coal miners for Niedermeir(dead)
Back to the frat keggers and popped collars and GHB for Getzlaugh
Back to…well Perry never stopped being a punk a$$ b!tch
Back to the crib for Cry-lyle.
Most satisfying series win since 2002…hands down.
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 05/15/09 at 12:32 PM ET
Ahh, more clASS from the Red Wings bandwagon sheeple. Thanks for not disappointing us.
Posted by JesGolbez from Burnaby, BC on 05/15/09 at 01:31 PM ET
Poor Golbez. Bitter again. You enjoy your summer too assh#le.
Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 05/15/09 at 12:34 PM ET
Yes, Helm is awesome. We knew he would be from the glimpse we saw of him in the playoffs last year. And I was lucky enough to see him for two years with the Griffins, where he was my favorite player for this very reason. I love that boy! He will, guaranteed, be on the team next year. And he probably won’t be a fourth-liner. Yup, we love our prospects over-ripe, don’t we Kenny? I’ll have to find a new favorite Griffin, and I’m cool with that.
Brad Stuart…I love him to. The hit on Selanne? Can I just have a video of that and play it over and over? Stewie is my new favorite Wing, just because of his impact in this series…particularly his impact on Ducks players’ bodies. And because of the diving play he made last night.
Posted by Megan Saler from Wyoming, Mi on 05/15/09 at 12:40 PM ET
Ahh, more clASS from the Red Wings bandwagon sheeple. Thanks for not disappointing us.
Wait….this is a bandwagon blog? I’m scared to find out what a blog of real fans looks like.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 05/15/09 at 12:41 PM ET
Hey Golbass…...whatever you did(or didn’t do) this season that kept you under the radar, please keep doing exactly that.
And Pavol Demitra can suck it ,too.
Posted by dougie on 05/15/09 at 12:44 PM ET
0600 and I’m almost to work. Raining harder and it really doesn’t matter. Turn Sirius to channel 14, Classic Vinyl.
Opening strums of “Night Moves.” Un. Frigging. Believable. All I could do was start laughing.
I make no excuses for the mood swings. None. If you don’t understand them you should probably leave.
You nailed it, Chief!
GO Wings!
8 to 12!!!
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/15/09 at 12:46 PM ET
I L-O-V-E Darren Helm. Really. He’s probably 30% of why I spend my nights looking for streams of Red Wings games
Posted by Guilherme Calciolari from Brazil on 05/15/09 at 12:47 PM ET
Wait….this is a bandwagon blog? I’m scared to find out what a blog of real fans looks like.
I found it Clem.
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 05/15/09 at 12:49 PM ET
Here’s hoping Wyshynski asks you to write the Schmucks’ eulogy.
Already up and unfortunately not from the Chief. Oh what could have been. Besides, we have our own little eulogy, right here, that only the 19 can appreciate.
Cool, JizzGobler from BC shows up to give his two cents. We’re in a recession moron, your pennies don’t pay for sh!t here.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Lidstrom's head telling him 1 more year on 05/15/09 at 12:50 PM ET
*#$%@& Patrick Roy right in the ass. No reason, I just felt I should get all the hate of the last decade out of my system.
Posted by Chris Pronger Rosetta Stone on 05/15/09 at 12:51 PM ET
Excellent Chief. Sounds like something I would tell my wife.
Posted by Jeff from Loveland, CO on 05/15/09 at 12:52 PM ET
PuckDaddy has posted the eulogy for the Ducks already.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Eulogy-Remembering-the-2008-09-Anaheim-Ducks;_ylt=Ak9NJFtXOdXQp063hOOO82F7vLYF?urn=nhl,163629
Here’s some money quotes from the end…
Someone will say “well, at least being drafted after Sidney Crosby won’t be in the first paragraph of Bobby Ryan’s obituary.” A teenager will respond, “What is an obituary?”
Ryan Getzlaf will attend a seminar entitled “Learning to cope with loss” featuring guest speakers Wade Boggs and Mats Sundin(notes).
Ryan Whitney still won’t learn how to throw a decent check for a dude his size.
And, finally, Corey Perry will continue to be an epic, undeniable douche.
Posted by CJBear71 on 05/15/09 at 12:53 PM ET
While I feel the same hatred towards 2007 and they way we lost, and towards all the love for Burke at the time I must say class it up people. Show the Ducks what class is, show them that they can piss on us, treat us like crap but we will win, and win with class. Why stoop to their level, we do not need to be digging our way through that sh**.
I hate them as much as anyone and I like that the game winning goal was controversial because redemption is a dish best served cold (or something). However to mock and ridicule a team that pushed us to the very edge (3 mins left in game 7 is as close as I can handle), is juvenile. Yes the calls were bad (some went the other way), yes pronger is a tool, yes they were dirty, but in the end the better team won. The better team got redemption for 2007 and was able to prove why we are the best team. We won it with class and style.
Posted by Geoff from Saskatchewan on 05/15/09 at 12:59 PM ET
And I can’t tell you how happy I am that the winning goal was “controversial.”
I’ll go a step further and say that, after the way we were jobbed into a tie game, I wish it was more than just a controversial goal. I wish it was a “Brett Hull in the crease” goal, one that was the complete wrong call, that was not even arguable, that was a complete blown call by the refs.
Know why? Because suck it Anaheim. THAT’s why.
Maybe you can beat the Sharks again next weekend at the country club and prove your dominance over that other pathetic excuse for a hockey team. Maybe you can elbow your caddy, just to feel superior to him.
I hope you get a really bad sunburn and it hurts to even put a shirt on, and in a couple months you notice that the little freckle you had on your neck in now bigger, and darker, and irregularly shaped.
Suck it, Ducks.
Posted by Garth on 05/15/09 at 12:59 PM ET
The whole point of that Balderas article: “Red Wings fans thought their team was going to win this series before it started; they should shut up.”
I can’t help but notice that he’s yet to post anything today. Maybe crow has as much tryptophan as turkey and he’s having trouble with his energy levels…
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 05/15/09 at 01:02 PM ET
Maybe you can beat the Sharks again next weekend at the country club and prove your dominance over that other pathetic excuse for a hockey team. Maybe you can elbow your caddy, just to feel superior to him.
I hope you get a really bad sunburn and it hurts to even put a shirt on, and in a couple months you notice that the little freckle you had on your neck in now bigger, and darker, and irregularly shaped.
Suck it, Ducks.
Posted by Garth on 05/15/09 at 01:59 PM ET
Sounds like Garth took over Baroque’s prose there for a minute. Well done sir.
Posted by AxeMaster9 on 05/15/09 at 01:06 PM ET
... at the time I must say class it up people. Show the Ducks what class is ...
That would be about as effective as showing a work of Shakespeare to your dog.
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 05/15/09 at 01:07 PM ET
However to mock and ridicule a team that pushed us to the very edge (3 mins left in game 7 is as close as I can handle), is juvenile.
Posted by Geoff from Saskatchewan on 05/15/09 at 01:59 PM ET
(emphasis mine.)
EXACTLY!!! ‘cause that’s how we roll!!!!!!!!
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/15/09 at 01:25 PM ET
Your pain frigging warms me. Work on that slice for us motherfu**ers.
Awesome.
Posted by Incognetis from Delaware... Hi... I'm in... Delaware on 05/15/09 at 01:35 PM ET
Corey Perry will continue to be an epic, undeniable douche.
Actually, I think he’ll go back to his part time job as a blow-up doll. And kudos to whoever originally brought that up. I haven’t been able to get that image out of my mind every time I see his face.
Posted by MarkK from Maryland on 05/15/09 at 01:36 PM ET
Chief I love the write up. My eternal thanks for A2Y.
However to mock and ridicule a team that pushed us to the very edge (3 mins left in game 7 is as close as I can handle), is juvenile.
Posted by Geoff from Saskatchewan on 05/15/09 at 01:59 PM ET
Thank you Captain Obvious. Now I’m going to take my ball and go home. Bitches.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 05/15/09 at 01:37 PM ET
While I feel the same hatred towards 2007 and they way we lost, and towards all the love for Burke at the time I must say class it up people. Show the Ducks what class is, show them that they can piss on us, treat us like crap but we will win, and win with class. Why stoop to their level, we do not need to be digging our way through that sh**.
I hate them as much as anyone and I like that the game winning goal was controversial because redemption is a dish best served cold (or something). However to mock and ridicule a team that pushed us to the very edge (3 mins left in game 7 is as close as I can handle), is juvenile. Yes the calls were bad (some went the other way), yes pronger is a tool, yes they were dirty, but in the end the better team won. The better team got redemption for 2007 and was able to prove why we are the best team. We won it with class and style.
Posted by Geoff from Saskatchewan on 05/15/09 at 01:59 PM ET
There is nothing whatsoever wrong with that. Nothing at all.
However - being an adult is a full-time job, and working full time, and/or taking classes, dealing with family committments, coping with difficult coworkers, paying the rent or the mortgage, taking the car in to the shop, getting groceries, doing laundry, cleaning the house, cooking dinner, washing the dishes, mowing the lawn, taking the trash out to the curb, and all the other myriad tasks that are components of “adult life” that take up so very many waking hours when we’d like to be doing anything else can suck the soul right out of a person and leave them an empty, crackling husk of a once-vibrant example of humanity.
This is why, at times, there is absolutely nothing wrong with seeing a team you hate lose to your favorite team, periodically giggling for no apparent reason the next day when you think of the game, and wanting to tell all the people who are willing to dismiss you as an @$$hole, despite the fact that they have never met you, for no reason other than a prejudice based on the team you cheer for, that as far as you are concerned they are welcome to do two things, in the order of their choosing:
F*** off, and bite me. 
It keeps us young in a stress-filled world.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 05/15/09 at 01:37 PM ET
poetry, pure poetry Chief. I’m thinking of sending Perry a ball slime cap to sign, just so I’ll always know….
Posted by wingsfanindenver on 05/15/09 at 01:41 PM ET
I remember thinking during that 3rd period that if The Wings lost in that atrocity that I would never watch the NHL again because the fix was in and people who love the game can go fuch themselves. But the officiating, the Sux relentless cheap shots, Gary’s commands, nothing stopped them last night.
I’ve never been more exhausted and non-celebratory after a series win for the Wings. Just beat after it was all done and even today I feel pretty much empty headed.
That’s alright though, I have all summer to enjoy the fact that the Wings beat the Sux. Just awesome.
Posted by Deuce from Brooklyn on 05/15/09 at 01:42 PM ET
The problem I have with Wings fans sinking to the level of the Ducks fans (and players) is that next time we come up against them in the playoffs, we will all be b**ching about the juvenile, and ignorant fans. Well how can we say that if we are no better.
We are the best team in the NHL, and we should have the best fans in the NHL. This way we can show the fools out there what a real fan is.
Posted by Geoff from Saskatchewan on 05/15/09 at 01:42 PM ET
I found it Clem.
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 05/15/09 at 01:49 PM ET
Ahh, I got it. REAL fans don’t have Stanley Cup wins to gloat about. Thanks, Tyler.
Posted by clemshady from Greenwood, SC on 05/15/09 at 01:43 PM ET
However - being an adult is a full-time job, and working full time, and/or taking classes, dealing with family committments, coping with difficult coworkers, paying the rent or the mortgage, taking the car in to the shop, getting groceries, doing laundry, cleaning the house, cooking dinner, washing the dishes, mowing the lawn, taking the trash out to the curb, and all the other myriad tasks that are components of “adult life” that take up so very many waking hours when we’d like to be doing anything else can suck the soul right out of a person and leave them an empty, crackling husk of a once-vibrant example of humanity.
This is why, at times, there is absolutely nothing wrong with seeing a team you hate lose to your favorite team, periodically giggling for no apparent reason the next day when you think of the game, and wanting to tell all the people who are willing to dismiss you as an @$$hole, despite the fact that they have never met you, for no reason other than a prejudice based on the team you cheer for, that as far as you are concerned they are welcome to do two things, in the order of their choosing:
F*** off, and bite me.
It keeps us young in a stress-filled world.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 05/15/09 at 02:37 PM ET
That is exactly the point I was trying to make last night when I was talking about hoping the playoffs didn’t end for us then. Thank you for putting it so well, Baroque.
Hey, I got your name right (exclamation point)
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 05/15/09 at 01:44 PM ET
This way we can show the fools out there what a real fan is.
Posted by Geoff from Saskatchewan on 05/15/09 at 02:42 PM ET
I think we manage to do that every game. I respect that you are a Wings fan, but Get Real yourself, pal. Go back and read a few blogs. Then maybe you will get it.
When your in, your in.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 05/15/09 at 01:49 PM ET
HA!! What a dope - get a life retard!! I can see the dipshit now driving in the rain with the top down - typical dumb ass shit head from a shit town! Cant believe you kiss your sister before you went to work with that mouth. Face it DE-TROIT SUCKS!! Idiot!
Posted by Murph from Not from Shit Town thats for sure on 05/15/09 at 01:53 PM ET
Opening strums of “Night Moves.”
Chief, I just got back from lunch and that was playing during my whole drive back to the office. And yesterday on my way home I heard “Fire Down Below”! lol.
Freaking awesome post. As usual.
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 05/15/09 at 01:54 PM ET
Your pain frigging warms me.
I shared this kind of sentiment in my hate-filled member’s blog post this morning, only about Chicago….guess I kind of jumped the gun on getting all over the Chickenhawks. There’s still plenty of kickin’ em when they’re down to be had…and beleive me, the Ducks earned each and every shot, as did their writers, as did their coach…
Posted by Animal Drew from A Nightmare on Helm Street on 05/15/09 at 01:54 PM ET
Mikael Samuelsson, asked if he can describe what it feels like to score a goal in a Game 7: “No, not really. You have to be out there.”
(Frep.com “Blackhawks are next: Beware the Scotty”)
Classic!
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/15/09 at 01:55 PM ET
However to mock and ridicule a team that pushed us to the very edge (3 mins left in game 7 is as close as I can handle), is juvenile.
And? We were neurotic for two weeks (and will be again by tomorrow night/Sunday morning. This is how we let it out here.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.
We’re just the guys to do it.
Posted by Chris Pronger Rosetta Stone on 05/15/09 at 01:59 PM ET
HA!! What a dope - get a life retard!! I can see the dipshit now driving in the rain with the top down - typical dumb ass shit head from a shit town! Cant believe you kiss your sister before you went to work with that mouth. Face it DE-TROIT SUCKS!! Idiot!
Posted by Murph from Not from Shit Town thats for sure on 05/15/09 at 02:53 PM ET
This has to be a training exercise in Not Responding To Trolls. You don’t fool me Chief.
Posted by Triple Deke Tyler from Lansing on 05/15/09 at 02:03 PM ET
Juvenile. It’s what we 19 do here. Unapologetic, unabashed, unembarrassed juvenilenicity…
(Why doesn’t anybody ever seem to get that?)
Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 05/15/09 at 02:05 PM ET
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That was beautiful. I don’t have half the way with juvenile insults that you do, Chief. I dunno who does.
But f—k the Ducks. F—k ‘em in their ear-holes. I don’t give a good goddamn about what they do next. All I know is it involves balls and clubs, not sticks and pucks.
Maybe Pronger can throw a well-placed crosscheck on the fourth tee.
And by the way, just to pimp him because he’s my new favourite player. This damn win DOES. NOT. HAPPEN. without Darren Helm:
http://dirtygames.wordpress.com/2009/05/15/an-ode-to-darren-helm/
Posted by Jayo from Toronto on 05/15/09 at 12:20 PM ET