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Two Days Before Game Time?  There Can Be Only One

by IwoCPO on 04/29/09 at 04:08 AM ET
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...solution, that is.  This is no time for maturity.  Shockingly, you agree.  Hard hitting analysis, a series prediction and a few flow charts will follow shortly.  But first, this just in.

That’s just solid country gold right there. Courtesy of Garrett, creator of the STFU switch.

Oh, and Pete at Yzerman is God? I guess he’s back.  Two notes on that:  don’t run away again bitch. We like reading your stuff.  Like what?

Like this:

Forget circles. The Wings are gonna skate squares around him. Who can skate in a square? Pavel Datsyuk can. I saw it. In a dream. He did it. Backwards, blindfolded. Mike Babcock was wearing a cowboy hat and giggling with mirth in the background.

Magic was made in that post.  See for yourself.

Skate squares around who?  Courtesy of Animal Drew…

And this is horrible.  Dammit, there are times when you guys send me stuff and I just get disappointed.  It saddens me, frankly.  Then I post it here.

Hello, hell?  Yes.  Reservation for two, me and Team Dub. Be there soon. Thanks.

What? More proof. Oh.  Hmm.  Right. Got it.  Will this do?  If so, add Wing Fan in Beanland to that table please.  Tks.

That’s just horrifying.  Disgusting.  At some point we’re all going to have to grow up.

WFIBL, do you have that in a larger size format?  Want to make sure everyone gets a good look.

More goodness? Send it my way.  Oh.  And for those of you who think you’re smarter than I am?

Eight for eight in the first round at Rinkotology. 

Bastard Polonich is ahead of me though.  And ahead of about ten thousand other people too.  The Captain’s in second frigging place.  Another one of the 19, YooperWingfan, is in third.

Finally, JJ in Kansas sent this in the other day.  I literally have no idea what the significance is which must make Paul happy when he considers the kind of quality control techniques I use when posting pics and stuff.  Anyway, I guess this is funny or something.  As JJ pointed out, I may be too old.  He also said Gramps is too old too. Well, sour news Jack.  Gramps used “bitches” in a comment yesterday.

This.

Oh. Hell yes.  Hell. Yes.  Nope.  No clue.  Have a happy and a healthy.  I’ll be checking in.

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