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I found this comment from Voox last night to be especially appropriate.

Chief, if you think any contest will lead me to contribute anything of value, you don’t know me very well.

Could have been any one of you.

 

Baroque wasn’t there last night so that narrowed the number of literate, big-picture thinking, adult commenters to…wait one, let me check the figure again…zero.

We even have our own doctor on staff (so to speak) now, and the best he could do was show us all some gross picture of some guy’s thigh then claim he was all pathological and smart.  Uh huh.

I’ve narrowed down what I feel the best are from last night.  Now you must vote to determine the “winner.”  We’ll keep a running tally on the starboard side, then in June after the Wings win their twelfth Cup (bitches), the overall champion will be crowned and fire trucks overflowing with hookers and puppies will visit him/her.

Your choices will be here as they appeared last night, then the poll will have them shortened for your voting purposes. 

I understand ducks have some sort of “V” formation.
Posted by Nate A from metro Detroit on 01/14/09 at 09:42 PM ET
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Shitty period.
On the bright side, Pronger was one of the worst players on the ice out there for those 20 minutes.
Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 01/14/09 at 10:44 PM ET
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getzlaf and perry both remind me of R.O.U.S.’s, aka Rodents Of Unusual Size both with huge ass rat faces!  Damn them both.  And I almost forgot about Kunitz, that little bitch!
Posted by yzer19man from Chicago on 01/14/09 at 10:46 PM ET
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Anybody else sick of the “NHL Center Ice” commercial with the Pens fan in his hand-built jackatoreum?
Posted by calquake on 01/14/09 at 11:52 PM ET
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I’ll need to get hammered ASAP.  Yet another great save by Conklin.  Oh wait, it’s Osgood in net, nevermind.
Posted by VooX from Inside the Pipes & Tubes on 01/14/09 at 11:20 PM ET
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2 big asses is alot for a goalie to keep track of.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 01/15/09 at 12:09 AM ET

Now you vote.  We’ll keep the poll open until 2230 tonite when the brilliance begins anew.

Wings Violate Poultry: You Pick The Genius

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