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by IwoCPO on 01/25/09 at 03:04 PM ET
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Steve Simmons wrote this morning what all of us already know, and I’m paraphrasing: that Gary Bettman is a little bitch midget who has zero loyalty to a game he knows nothing about or the players who attract a core of fans who want more than anything to be loyal, but are being tested by his idiocy.
Actually, what he wrote was this.
Department of Dumb: Suspending Nicklas Lidstrom, who has played hurt, been to a million all-star games, and never has taken a shift off in his spectacular career, for not playing in today’s all-star game. This is so typical of Gary Bettman: He’ll protect his bankrupt owners but toss the best of his players under the bus.
Roger. And now I have a challenge for you.
It’s June 8th, 2009. The Red Wings have just defeated Washington for their 12th Stanley Cup. Gary Bettman waddles out to the boos of the Verizon Center faithful who realize he has a Crosby tattoo on his lower back. Handing Nick Lidstrom the Cup, what is the Wing captain saying under his breath?
We’ll vote for the winner sometime tomorrow and add the genius bastard to the A2Y Idiot List on the starboard side.
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