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Yep. That’s The North Wind You’ve Been Feeling…And It’s Blowing In A Game Six Live Blog

Transcript from actual phone call at 1552 today:

Me: Hello?

Wife: Tornado warning.  The kids can’t leave school.  They’re all huddled under their desks.  Trees are falling.

Me: Does the cable work?

Click.

It’s a Game 6 Live Blog bitches.

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It’s called mojo.

And this is called Dewey/Truman like bad luck.  Nice try Gary. Ass.  Showed on NBC with 9:01 left in the first.  Thanks to Jenn for the pic.

 

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mudshark's avatar

first (or second) post.

Only one we’ll hit tonight.

Stanley is getting antsy.

Go Wings

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 06/04/08 at 06:08 PM ET

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Go Go Gadget Wings!

Posted by Squiboda from Port Huron, MI on 06/04/08 at 06:09 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

That one’s from “Almost Haikus for Victory,” which I was working on Monday night…

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 06/04/08 at 06:10 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Nice Haiku Mudshark.  My one and only attempt was pure garbage.  I’m three deep and heading back for more.  This is no night for a sober person.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:12 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Me: Does the cable work?

We’ll, you won’t be taking delivery of a Hummer anytime soon huh Chief. Sacrifices baby! That’s what the playoffs are all about.

Posted by Osrt on 06/04/08 at 06:16 PM ET

cephalopod's avatar

Henrik Zetterberg,
You magnificent bastard!
Go get that damn Cup!

Posted by cephalopod from Chicago...nope, still not over it. on 06/04/08 at 06:18 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Exactly Osrt.  No Hummer.  No parking in the garage.  No wax jobs.  Nada. 

And I’ll sacrifice it all for a mothefu**king Cup.

Which is, without question, how I roll.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:19 PM ET

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Public Service Announcement: For Jennifer and anyone without cable tonite.  Please post your links to online viewing.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:20 PM ET

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normally I like my west coast time zone but on a day where I get hit with having to draft a reply brief and face-off is at 5pm and 34.7 and LA traffic and Game 6 and Stanley and Michelle and Cyndy AND 55 shots….


<head explodes>

Posted by A II R from Los Angeles on 06/04/08 at 06:21 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

This link should work for the game. It has the rest of the playoffs.

http://www.justin.tv/richsportsonline

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 06/04/08 at 06:24 PM ET

mudshark's avatar

This is no night for a sober person.

Truer words ne’er spoken.

Posted by mudshark from Divetown, Colorado on 06/04/08 at 06:28 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Penguins Dive.  It’s how they roll.

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Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/04/08 at 06:32 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

Howdy.

Finally able to type again after the mutherfucking soul-crushing anguish of 5.

Buried with school crap, and I really think my Power Point skills will degrade proportional to my PBR consumption.

God help the other members of my presentation group.

Go ‘Wings.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 06/04/08 at 06:33 PM ET

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mudshark and chief, you bastards. I have to ride out all of these games dry as a bone on the McCarty Wagon, furiously sucking down lung darts that only make me more nervous.

If ever I needed a stiff gin and tonic…

Posted by A II R from Los Angeles on 06/04/08 at 06:34 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Dub, you sick bastard. Are you in the garage tonite?

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:34 PM ET

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A2R, we should have invented the McCarty Wagon a long time ago.  For all the teetotalers out there.  It is hereby created.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:35 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

PBR ?!  Lucky you’re still alive.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/04/08 at 06:35 PM ET

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yeah, that justin.tv link was what we used (as linked via channelsurfing.net) on saturday.  worked like a charm and saved two dogs’ lives.

Posted by TulsaWingsFan on 06/04/08 at 06:36 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Both Cleary and Z said their calls were bs. Red Wings game day coverage is a lot more muted; they were practically guaranteeing a win last time.

Teams have just hit the ice…

No VS preview for me

Posted by Osrt on 06/04/08 at 06:37 PM ET

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I’m stressing a little that the NBC shrivs here in DC may switch to weather porn too.  That justintv thing. Does the game show up right off the hop on the main page?

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:37 PM ET

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Are you watching CBC Osrt?  Consistent updates please, or I’ll tell everyone about you sitting in that hog’s lap during the second intermission of Game 1.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:38 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

nice to see that NBC is so committed to putting on a good showing of the NHL that they do a pregame show starting at 730pm.

oh, wait, never mind…

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 06/04/08 at 06:40 PM ET

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haha good deal Chief. hopefully I will have some company on the McCarty Wagon!

Posted by A II R from Los Angeles on 06/04/08 at 06:40 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

I’m ready to put my foot through my teevee.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 06:40 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

nice to see that NBC is so committed to putting on a good showing of the NHL that they do a pregame show starting at 730pm.

I’ll be happy to even get to get the game, screw the pregame at this point. I even called our local NBC affiliate and bitched at the station manager for the hours of weather porn coverage. Let’s just say… I wasn’t able to be calm and rational.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 06:41 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Jenn, did they announce that weather porn would take precedence over the game?  All night?

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:42 PM ET

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That justintv thing. Does the game show up right off the hop on the main page?

That’s my question too. Do I need to find the right channel to get the feed?

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 06:42 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

The only amusing thing I remember about Game 5 was when someone (i don’t remember who) told someone else (I don’t remember who) to: YOU JUST SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!  I swear to god, memories of that are the only thing that kept me from climbing a bell tower yesterday.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:44 PM ET

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Jesus. Live local weather porn program interruption on NBC.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:47 PM ET

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No CBC pregame either. Channel 4 is bandwagoning and has Bernie + Mickey doing a preview.

Steve Gargiolla (sp?) etc…really really bad…lots of ragh ragh Detroit.

I’ll tell everyone about you sitting in that hog’s lap during the second intermission of Game 1

hah…needed to get wax job

Posted by Osrt on 06/04/08 at 06:48 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Hola to the “19” —pardon my elbows as I make my way to directly the club car—make way bitches!!

This is no night for the feint of heart!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 06:49 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

Jenn, did they announce that weather porn would take precedence over the game?  All night?

We had bad weather here last night too. And they had the weather porn on for FOUR hours. So I called the station and asked them if they were going to do the same thing tonight and basically the station manager said that yes, they felt that it was necessary to do it as long as possible. And they don’t plan on showing the game on another channel, so I’m screwed until they decide they feel like showing the game.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 06:49 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Dont worry Paul, CBC doesnt have pregame either. Local 4 in Detroit does tho. They just talked to Doc who claims Detroit is an 8 or 9 out of 10 and Pit is 6 or 7. He called Detroit in 7 and is sticking to it.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 06/04/08 at 06:49 PM ET

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Emrick said he called 7 games. Thinks the Pens will be nervous in the beginning and we won’t be.

According to him: Det = America’s Team, Pens = Team of the future.

barf

Posted by Osrt on 06/04/08 at 06:49 PM ET

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go here: http://www.channelsurfing.net/

scroll down a bit, it’ll say 2008 NHL Stanley Cup Finals 8:00PM EST 6/4.  click the link (there’s two - both should work) and it should open up a new window and start showing the live feed.  doesn’t seem to be working at the moment, but i imagine that’s because it’s not 8 EST yet.

Posted by TulsaWingsFan on 06/04/08 at 06:50 PM ET

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there are some amazing porn staches on the Chicago Wolves team. Quite impressive.

Posted by A II R from Los Angeles on 06/04/08 at 06:51 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

the justinTV link should be straight to the game. not sure if it will broadcast any prgame stuff tho.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 06/04/08 at 06:51 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Out of 1089 Game 5 LB comments many of them were drilled into my sleepless night.  My fave was something about breathing into a brown paper bag.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/04/08 at 06:51 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

FYI:  The Vegas money has PIT 110 to win a 100.

Very slight favs tonight—I’m sure that 10 is just cuz they playing the Igloo

Sheidan has DET 6/5

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 06:52 PM ET

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Conversation I just had with one of my non-hockey loving friends

Me: Now I hop on the stress train
Friend: Why?
Me: The Wings game…duh
Friend: Oooh
Me: I am so nervous I am shaking

...then she went on to say that I need a intervention

Glad I have the 19 that understand

Posted by C3091 on 06/04/08 at 06:52 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Mojo insterted above.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:52 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

Jesus. Live local weather porn program interruption on NBC.

You have it to? I think our weather is heading right at you.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 06:52 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

It is Jenn.  Motherfuckingnature.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:53 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

Heya Chief.

Yep, Bunkered up in the ghetto-fab garage with horrible Micro$oft products, dangerous amounts of PBR, fear, dread and a heaping pile of lack of preparation. Should go well tomorrow.

Oh, and RWBill?

PBR ?!  Lucky you’re still alive.


YOU shut
YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

I’ll pop in later, enjoy the carnage.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 06/04/08 at 06:53 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

LOL Dub.  YES!!!!!

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:54 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

another option… http://myp2p.eu

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 06/04/08 at 06:54 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Chief breaking out the serious “in cases of dire emergency” mojo!!!

Good call Sailor!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 06:54 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

I just realized that I’m actually rocking back and forth like a crazy person.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 06:54 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

I keep thinking one of the goalies is due for a melt down, just have “one of those nights” when they miss everything (Roy Game 7).  God I hope it’s what’s his name not Ozzie.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/04/08 at 06:54 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

tornado sirens here. Family’s freaking out. I’m staying put.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:55 PM ET

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