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Yep. That’s The North Wind You’ve Been Feeling…And It’s Blowing In A Game Six Live Blog

Transcript from actual phone call at 1552 today:

Me: Hello?

Wife: Tornado warning.  The kids can’t leave school.  They’re all huddled under their desks.  Trees are falling.

Me: Does the cable work?

Click.

It’s a Game 6 Live Blog bitches.

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It’s called mojo.

And this is called Dewey/Truman like bad luck.  Nice try Gary. Ass.  Showed on NBC with 9:01 left in the first.  Thanks to Jenn for the pic.

 

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RWBill's avatar

Did I mention that I’m nervous and I’m shaking like a leaf?

shaking right along with ya.

Posted by Jennifer on 06/04 at 08:10 PM

This is like watching the Michigan Ohio State game about 1969- well, 2008.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/04/08 at 07:14 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Time for Uncle Mike to frigging earn his money and use that Psycho-babble stuff

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 07:15 PM ET

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I’m so friggin’ nervous I can’t even think of anything witty to say so….  LET’S GO RED WINGS!

Posted by Mike from La-La Land on 06/04/08 at 07:15 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Ken Daniel on radio, Ken Kal sick?

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/04/08 at 07:15 PM ET

hockeychic's avatar

Here we go!  (gulp)

Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 06/04/08 at 07:15 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

Posted by Osrt on 06/04/08 at 07:15 PM ET

VooX's avatar

I’m back from one hell of a game… and hell it was.

It must have been bad enough to be here and watch 34.7 go down, but let me tell you in JLA it was 1000x worse.

From the moment we tied it in the third, the Joe was electric.  The moment we took the lead, the Joe’s roof started to crack.  We (the whole arena) stood for that final 10 minutes of the third, and I have NEVER heard a more enthusiastic crowd at a hockey game… NEVER and I have been to more than my share.

They say that there is no sound in a vacuum, but I tell you when the life got sucked out of the crowd at 34.7, the vacuum that resulted sounded like collective sound of 18,000 ulcers forming and burning a hole in our guts.

We tried to keep chanting, my friends and I, but the crowd was despondent in the overtimes and they would have none of it.  I don’t normally board the Stress Train, but that night I was riding it like it was a Japanese speed train barrelling into the night, and soon even I struggled to make noise.

Our chances came in bunches, we dominated and at every Wings shot the crowd’s voice returned, until that final terrible moment when the puck bounced off the official…  onto the Penguins stick and soon into the back of the net.

We took the bad penalties in stride, we shrugged off the mistaken icing call, and we gasped when the puck went off the mesh in our zone at the end of the 2nd O/T, and the officials still let play continue… but when the zebras got the assist, the crowd turned NASTY.

Apparently they couldn’t retreat fast enough into their tunnel… I think they were reffing a pro wrestling match the next day and needed their rest.
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Enough ranting… that was the past, and this is now. 

Cherry said the Penguins looked nervous and they should be.  They kicked the giant in the nuts, and revenge will be ours.  It’s a good thing that everyone is wearing white shirts… by the end of the game they will be waving them as flags of surrender.

LET’S GO RED WINGS!

cause that mofos is how we roll

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 06/04/08 at 07:15 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

Hockey is intense
I sharted a little bit
Failing tomorrow


(How aboot some Pics of said wifey, eh Chief?)

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 06/04/08 at 07:16 PM ET

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The white-out helped them so much last game in the ‘Loo.  Let’s hope it helps them just as much tonight.  End it.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 06/04/08 at 07:16 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Damn I was hoping, why I dont know, that Uncle Mike would split up the Flying Circus

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 07:16 PM ET

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For the record, I hate Crosby. Especially for that little push to Flipper.

Posted by Lauren from Portland, OR on 06/04/08 at 07:16 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Time to start workin on the ulcers.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 06/04/08 at 07:16 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

I’m so freaking nervous I’m nauseous already.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 07:17 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Ken Kal has laryngitis

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 07:17 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

Lilja with a strong start.

not.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 06/04/08 at 07:17 PM ET

cephalopod's avatar

Lilja looks awful

Posted by cephalopod from Chicago...nope, still not over it. on 06/04/08 at 07:17 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

I hate Lilja with a passion…

Posted by Osrt on 06/04/08 at 07:18 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

DANGER WILL ROBINSON

Lilja behind his own net forgetting the puck, and linemate is Lebda.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/04/08 at 07:18 PM ET

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One minute in and I’m already nervous as all hell.

Good shift and then a way too effective forecheck by the pens…

Posted by arelius19 from maryland… unforunately on 06/04/08 at 07:18 PM ET

hockeychic's avatar

Staal give Lilja trouble. (vomit)

Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 06/04/08 at 07:18 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

No chance dub. she’d kill me.  I just saw Cleary and immediately thought “dandenault.” I’m losing it.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 07:18 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

Lilja is not good
Why, uncle Mike, why?
Baby Jeebus cries.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 06/04/08 at 07:19 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

OZZIEEE

Posted by Osrt on 06/04/08 at 07:19 PM ET

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What are you doing Kronner!?

Posted by arelius19 from maryland… unforunately on 06/04/08 at 07:19 PM ET

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Ugh. Just threw up a little in my mouth on that last save by Ozzie.

Posted by Lauren from Portland, OR on 06/04/08 at 07:19 PM ET

Steve J's avatar

Lilja…
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 06/04 at 08:17 PM

You could have stopped right there.

Posted by Steve J from Columbia, MO on 06/04/08 at 07:19 PM ET

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I just threw up in my mouth

Posted by C3091 on 06/04/08 at 07:19 PM ET

hockeychic's avatar

OH GOD.  WHAT A SAVE BY OZZIE.  What a horrible turnover.

Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 06/04/08 at 07:19 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Kronwall.  Jesus.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 07:19 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

OMFG - Kronner—EGAD!!!

Ozzie Ozzie

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 07:19 PM ET

cephalopod's avatar

Fark. Weather warnings in Chicago too.

Posted by cephalopod from Chicago...nope, still not over it. on 06/04/08 at 07:19 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

Lilja needs to go. He’s too unreliable.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 07:19 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

That’s it, center the puck in front of your own net to a Pen. 

Jebus Khrist

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/04/08 at 07:19 PM ET

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Lilja!!! get off the ice!!!

Posted by yzer19man from Strasbourg, France on 06/04/08 at 07:20 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Franzen looks sharper already. This is a good sign.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 06/04/08 at 07:20 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

Kronwall needs to make up for the last game in a huge way.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 07:20 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Mule tap dancing through the zone,

Good sign

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 07:20 PM ET

hockeychic's avatar

Mule looking good.  Me, looking not so good.  I hate the DC.

Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 06/04/08 at 07:20 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

I wasn’t going to drink but GodDamn I’m going for an IPA

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/04/08 at 07:21 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

I hate those stats they always put up. They really don’t count for anything.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 07:21 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

I wasn’t going to drink

That wasn’t even a consideration for me.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 07:22 PM ET

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How’s Crete?

Already said, further north, Chief.

However, this “Where’s Andrew?” thing seems to have taken on a life of its own and is irritating a few people, so if we clinch it tonight, I’ll give away the big secret.  How’s that taste?

Then you can all send cases of whiskey.

Oh, and scuttlebutt has it your wife looks hot in anything.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 06/04/08 at 07:22 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

PEN heading to the box!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 07:22 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

wow, what was that call? Can we capitalize please?

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 06/04/08 at 07:22 PM ET

cephalopod's avatar

Malts draws one!!

Posted by cephalopod from Chicago...nope, still not over it. on 06/04/08 at 07:22 PM ET

hockeychic's avatar

PP for the Wings!!

Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 06/04/08 at 07:23 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

I’ll tell you what. Our power play sucks tonite and we’re in big frigging trouble.  And that’s the most obvious thing ever written on this blog other than Gary. Ass.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 07:23 PM ET

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We need this PP to go for us…

Get one early and kill the crowd!

Please…

Posted by arelius19 from maryland… unforunately on 06/04/08 at 07:23 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

I *#$%@& hate the douche parade.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 07:23 PM ET

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Christ, DC, STFU.

Posted by Clark on 06/04/08 at 07:23 PM ET

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