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Yep. That’s The North Wind You’ve Been Feeling…And It’s Blowing In A Game Six Live Blog

Transcript from actual phone call at 1552 today:

Me: Hello?

Wife: Tornado warning.  The kids can’t leave school.  They’re all huddled under their desks.  Trees are falling.

Me: Does the cable work?

Click.

It’s a Game 6 Live Blog bitches.

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It’s called mojo.

And this is called Dewey/Truman like bad luck.  Nice try Gary. Ass.  Showed on NBC with 9:01 left in the first.  Thanks to Jenn for the pic.

 

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IwoCPO's avatar

Wife: What do you want for dinner?

Me: Nothing!!!

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 06:55 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

I was on the receiving end of the first beat down of the night.  damn.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/04/08 at 06:56 PM ET

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the worst part of the weatherporn debacle on saturday for us was that all the storms were 70-80 miles away.  it was sunny and hotter than a whore in church where we were.  the station manager didn’t appreciate my sentiments that someone, somewhere had better be seriously injured in a way that was greater than or equal to the heart attack their cloudworship was giving me.

Posted by TulsaWingsFan on 06/04/08 at 06:56 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

tornado sirens here. Family’s freaking out. I’m staying put.

For the love of God, Man… do the prudent thing and cover the televisions with mattresses!

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 06/04/08 at 06:56 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Mickey’s keys:

- good start, no giving up 2 goals.
- get the puck up on MAF
- “nuts and bolts” strong defense

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 06/04/08 at 06:57 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

God I hope it’s what’s his name not Ozzie.

MAF

It the frigging Stanley Cup.  The holiest trophy in sports!!

They don’t all HYPHENATED Frigging names on the Cup!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 06:57 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Wife: What do you want for dinner?

Me: Nothing!!!

Stomach in Knots all over The 19.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/04/08 at 06:57 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

That was a mojo-laden beat down, so…

smell it, smell it…

now take it.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 06/04/08 at 06:58 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Oh MF Weather Porn Jebus Khrist All the Way to 1 a.m.!  This shit will be on TV all the way into the 3rd OT !!

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/04/08 at 06:58 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

For the love of God, Man… do the prudent thing and cover the televisions with mattresses!

Brilliant.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 06:59 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

CBC is on the air.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 06/04/08 at 07:00 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Will it get in the Wings head and everyone will be trying to lift the puck and just screw up everything?

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/04/08 at 07:00 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Game On!!!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 06/04/08 at 07:01 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

The only amusing thing I remember about Game 5 was when someone (i don’t remember who) told someone else (I don’t remember who) to: YOU JUST SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!

Yeah. Heh. Heh. I don’t remember who that was said to, but man…whoever that was sure got told.

Heh.

wink

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Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 06/04/08 at 07:01 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

OMFG replaying game 5 horror,

where is that brown paper bag supply???

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 07:01 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Emerick just said it was 34.3. I’ll repeat. I don’t give a shit.  It was 34.7 in my head and 34.7 it will stay.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 07:01 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

comencing yaking now…

Posted by Osrt on 06/04/08 at 07:02 PM ET

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Sick to my stomach nervous. >< Come on boys, pull the win out, pretty please.

Posted by Lauren from Portland, OR on 06/04/08 at 07:02 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

That’s odd, Osrt, ‘cause I just tried to coax up a gentle, pressure-relieving burp and churned up a nice little chunk of turkey club.

I’m taking it as a good sign.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 06/04/08 at 07:03 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

awesome Gabe..

Posted by Osrt on 06/04/08 at 07:03 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

It’s on bitches!!!

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 07:03 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

In the NBA Road Game 6 so many teams just go through the motions and bank on the home Game 7.  I woke up with that nightmare scenario in my head, but tonight I’m thinking “Hey Mother Fuc8er!  It’s Mike Babcock, he won’t let those guys mail in a Game 6, and there’s too much hockey professionalism to do that.”

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 06/04/08 at 07:04 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Dude. I don’t need an HD closeup of Nik’s pores.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 06/04/08 at 07:04 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Lidstrom—“We have to stick to the game plan.”

Fatigue not a factor

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 07:05 PM ET

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Time to go get the Lidstrom sweater…

Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 06/04/08 at 07:05 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Excellent point Gabe. Was thinking the same thing.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 07:06 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

I’m taking it as a good sign.

hah. yea verily I say unto thee that all undigested food that come upeth is a sign of the coming.


...CBC just showed that the Wings warm up pucks were arranged into “16”

sweet

Posted by Osrt on 06/04/08 at 07:06 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Zebras tonite Watson and Joannette

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 07:08 PM ET

hockeychic's avatar

Ack NBC replaying the high(low)lights of game 5 is not doing anything for my stomach.  I’m not eating sugar and I just reached for the cookies.  The only booze I have is champagne and we all know that is reserved.  We have weather issues here but at least it is only taking up a 1/4 of my screen. If I squint, I can see the game.  I need a bigger tv.  Did I mention that I’m nervous and I’m shaking like a leaf?

Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 06/04/08 at 07:08 PM ET

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Weather is great here.  Y’all come on down.  We have plenty of beverages, space and a whole lot of attitude.  See ya soon!

Posted by Wings Fan Hubbie from Raleigh NC on 06/04/08 at 07:09 PM ET

Jennemy of the Skate's avatar

Did I mention that I’m nervous and I’m shaking like a leaf?

shaking right along with ya.

Posted by Jennemy of the Skate from putting the b*tches in the box on 06/04/08 at 07:10 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

storming here in DC. If i lose tv, I lose internet too. Thanks Verizon. Ass.  If that happens…all bets are off.  I’m going frigging postal.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 07:10 PM ET

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Dammit is this whole HD broadcast going to be destroyed by this weather warning?

Posted by BuzzFledderjohn on 06/04/08 at 07:10 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

@ Hockeychic:  I thought it was just the train rattling down the tracks—cuz everyone is shaking

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 07:11 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Cherry thinks that Pens are tight and have more pressure on them than the Wings. And tbe big question is how much energy does MAF ahve in the tank…

Posted by Osrt on 06/04/08 at 07:11 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Grapes says Pens are tight and not “loosey goosey” as they were last game. Good.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 06/04/08 at 07:11 PM ET

cephalopod's avatar

Poop number six away!  I think all of Monday is finally out of my system.

Posted by cephalopod from Chicago...nope, still not over it. on 06/04/08 at 07:11 PM ET

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Evening all, A2Y
No Cup tonight, I kill myself
Spread my ashes on Joe ice

It’s a haiku greeting, mofos.

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor on 06/04/08 at 07:12 PM ET

hockeychic's avatar

“Gallant warrior Ryan Malone?”  says Emerick.  Pardon me while I puke.

Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 06/04/08 at 07:12 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

One good hit and he’s history.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O da Hasek, sippin rum & catchin some rays on 06/04/08 at 07:12 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Osrt, echo echo

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 06/04/08 at 07:12 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

weather warning’s off here in DC Fledderjohn.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 07:12 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

I’d just like to add…

F the poultry.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 06/04/08 at 07:12 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Pissburgh—I spit on you!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 06/04/08 at 07:12 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Damn Chief…sorry to hear. Hope things improve

Posted by Osrt on 06/04/08 at 07:12 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Nice Haiku Andrew.  How’s Crete?

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 07:13 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

CBC is making sure to get shots of the Wings fans in the crowd. Both teams look a bit tense to me.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 06/04/08 at 07:13 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Just in time.

  “BRING IT ON!”
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 06/04/08 at 07:13 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

oh…good to hear chief…delay…

Posted by Osrt on 06/04/08 at 07:14 PM ET

IwoCPO's avatar

Look. I’m not gonna lie. My wife looks frigging hot in a Wing jersey.

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 06/04/08 at 07:14 PM ET

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