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Free Canucks Tickets… If You Dare
by Alanah McGinley on 10/12/07 at 01:12 PM ET
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From an advertisement that hit Craigslist in Vancouver today, an opportunity to see a free Canucks game—and flirt with committing a cardinal sin. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
So, c’mon, ladies, help a guy out. There’s just a few “requirements” if you want this date to work out…
I know there are always lots of people looking for tickets, so I figured I would post on CL, and see if there was anyone else that would like a FREE ticket to go to the game with ME…..meet a complete stranger, and spend a harmless evening watching the Nucks. I am sure the conversation will be somewhat more interesting, entertaining, or at the very least, better to look at than one of my clients or beer drinking friends.
So here is the criteria and what I propose…….I am looking for an attractive, fit, married or single, classy, BUSTY female to join me as my guest for an upcoming Canucks game. No game in particular…whatever fits both of our schedules. Ideally you would wear something classy, but with a little edge to the outfit…
i love cleavage, I love big boobs, and i love a little attitude and confidence to go along with it.
This is NOT about sex, or trying to solicit a sexual encounter and I am NOT expecting anything in return before or after the game. Just some fun conversation, a cool experience, and maybe a glimpse (ok maybe two) at some nice BIG boobs….I am a total boob guy, but unfortunately, most of my clients are males, and my wife was not blessed with anything bigger than a b cup.
So…….if you fit the description, email me back, and lets see if we can set up a “Canuck date”….
me: 30, married, professionally employed, attractive, clean cut, classy and respectful.
Oh yeah. That spells “classy” all the way, babe.
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*advert originally found here and dropped square into my lap by David.
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Tags: fans, vancouver+canucks,
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Honestly, I don’t need to respect him—the whole thing just makes me laugh.
My only wish would be that the guy was at least an Oilers fan, instead. Stuff like this doesn’t help our fanbase’s reputation at all… 
Posted by Alanah McGinley from British Columbia on 10/12/07 at 01:28 PM ET
Checking with the fiance if he approves. If only the Leafs played here this year I would probably actually want to do it! 
Posted by Karina on 10/12/07 at 02:53 PM ET
Too bad Pam Anderson is on her honeymoon (again).
Although it doesn’t really seem like that would be a problem for this guy.
Posted by YzermanZetterberg from Saginaw, MI on 10/12/07 at 03:02 PM ET
I think that about sums up Vancouver’s definition of class. Sorry but I had to take the free shot since last time my buddies watched a game out west, they got spit on by one of the “classy” canucks fans.
Posted by Chad from Edmonton on 10/12/07 at 03:03 PM ET
Boobguy will end up being alimony guy.
Posted by Cupster33 on 10/12/07 at 03:12 PM ET
Oh, I’m not worried about respecting him, I just wanted to make a point of how sometimes it’s creepier to act like you’re not creepy when you clearly are… at least be forward with it!
As a Wings fan, I’d like to relate this back to something negative that has to do with the Avs. I’ll leave that to Iwo.
Posted by Nathan on 10/12/07 at 03:48 PM ET
Rebecca— Pretty sure the “Lord” has nothing to do with it…
Karina— Can’t blame you. Free tickets are free tickets, dammit!
YzermanZetterberg— I’m guessing the paparazzi entourage of taking Pamela might be hard to explain to his wife.
Chad— Now, now, Chad. Don’t lump all of us Canucks fans together or you’ll force me to track down photos of Whyte Avenue during playoff time! Debating the “classiness” of hockey fans everywhere in this country could probably become a big fight.
Cupster33— Alimony guy. Yes, sooner or later, that’s pretty much a guarantee.
Nathan— You’re absolutely right. If I think about this long enough, I’m sure there is some way to blame the Avalanche. There usually is.
Posted by Alanah McGinley from British Columbia on 10/12/07 at 04:14 PM ET
Poor Canucks.
37 and never kissed a girl.
Only Canadian team to have not sipped from the Stanley Cup.
This ain’t gonna be the year either.
Posted by Ribbo from Vancouver on 10/12/07 at 04:49 PM ET
If you’re counting the Senators cup from the turn of last century, ribbo, you should probably count the Vancouver Millionaires win too.
Otherwise, neither Ottawa or Vancouver have ever won the cup.
Posted by Karina on 10/12/07 at 04:53 PM ET
Trust her, Ribbo—Karina would know. Trust a Leafs’ fan to always be able to accurately account for Ottawa’s post-season failures.
Posted by Alanah McGinley from British Columbia on 10/12/07 at 04:59 PM ET
Don’t bring so much attention to my ad Alanah or else it won’t work! 
Posted by Mike on 10/12/07 at 05:28 PM ET
I tried to get my wife to sign up but the guy said somebody named ‘Alanah’ already swept in and became the one?????
Weird.
No, not really.
Posted by Ryan from BC on 10/12/07 at 06:04 PM ET
Hey, now. I’d never go to the game with that guy!
Although I might follow him and WonderBra woman so I can liveblog their evening…
Posted by Alanah McGinley from British Columbia on 10/12/07 at 06:33 PM ET
What happens when some 320lb guy with D-cup boobs shows up to the game?
Posted by GZ Expat from Chiner on 10/12/07 at 07:51 PM ET
Although I might follow him and WonderBra woman so I can liveblog their evening…
Apprentice papparazzi? That would be funny.
Guys are never quite as creepy as when they are being adamant that they aren’t being a creep. Since he specified that married was fine, what if the busty woman turns out to be the wife of a client or coworker…or better yet, his boss?
Alimony might be the least of his problems then!
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/12/07 at 09:27 PM ET
What happens when some 320lb guy with D-cup boobs shows up to the game?
Or how about a 75-year old woman with a push-up bra? Take a gander at that cleavage, grandson!
He specified classy, attractive, fit, and busty, but never mentioned age.
Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 10/12/07 at 09:30 PM ET
So, Alanah, how was the game?
Did he treat you to dinner too?
Posted by Thomas on 10/13/07 at 02:18 AM ET
Someone is writing a movie about this right now.
Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 10/13/07 at 06:41 PM ET
Expat— A “female” was requested, so perhaps he’s safe. Although, I saw no clause prohibiting transexuals, so…
Baroque— It would be funny, but I wouldn’t make very good paparazzi—I hate getting in people’s faces. (Despite all evidence to the contrary.)
Thomas— Another smartass in the room! (But now that you mention it, someone better be getting dinner out this deal.)
HockeyTownTodd— And perhaps it should be YOU. Get back to me with a script…
Posted by Alanah McGinley from British Columbia on 10/14/07 at 03:08 AM ET
Whatever game he ends up getting this “date” for…it’d be nice if Cowan scored…
Posted by Dev from Victoria on 10/14/07 at 03:16 PM ET
Has anyone done any follow-up on this? Has he found someone to go to the game with him?
Posted by Karina on 10/15/07 at 03:57 PM ET
Has anyone done any follow-up on this? Has he found someone to go to the game with him?
Posted by Karina on 10/15 at 04:57 PM
So are you in play then?
Posted by Ryan from BC on 10/15/07 at 10:42 PM ET
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Yeah… classy. I’d almost respect this guy more if he just came out and said, “Look, I will take someone to the game for free if they will have sex with me.” At least he’d be honest. Still not classy… but honest.
Posted by Nathan on 10/12/07 at 01:17 PM ET