Kukla's Korner

Canucks & Beyond

Random Catch-All Post

Anything Canucks-related that comes up today (that I can stomach talking about without wanting to slam my face into a brick wall) will probably just get added to this post in updates.

Item 1
Jeff Cowan can’t even go golfing:

Vancouver forward Jeff Cowan had minor knee surgery before Game 4 of the Canucks’ second-round series with the Anaheim Ducks on Tuesday.
Cowan, who was hurt late in Game 3, will be out for an indefinite period, according to the team.

Item 2
C&B reader Dev won a contest last night for the most obnoxious comment in our game thread, where just a small group of us were celebrating and cursing through the course of the evening.  The winning entry scored points for being snarky, over-the-top and generally mean-spirited:

“bastards, all of them I wish them all dead, I’m pretty sure the entire team regularily tortures puppies and kittens, in front of little children, while dressed as Santa, the easter bunny and the tooth fairy.  bastards all of them”

His “prize”? I think Dev should have to write a short, motivational post for Canucks fans who visit CB tomorrow, to raise our spirits. We all hate the game of hockey today; it’s up to Dev to change that for us. [Update May 3: Dev’s Post is up!]

Item 3
Just in case there was any doubt that Disney Gone Bad is anything but a hell hole, I ran the team’s website through the Gematriculator, to scientifically establish their capacity for “Evil”.  The results are clear:

image

Filed in: playoff hockey, vancouver canucks | Canucks and Beyond | Permalink
 

Comments

Be the first to comment.

Add a Comment

Please limit embedded image or media size to 575 pixels wide.

Add your own avatar by joining Kukla's Korner, or logging in and uploading one in your member control panel.

Captchas bug you? Join KK or log in and you won't have to bother.

Commenting is not available in this weblog entry.
Feed

Most Recent Blog Posts

About Canucks & Beyond

Alanah McGinley has been blogging hockey since 2003 (with a notable gap in time through 2010, kicking it with new baby Lucy while living knee-deep in chaos while reading “parenting for complete idiots” during every spare minute) sharing opinions, rants and not-so-deep thoughts with anyone who will listen. 

In addition to writing Canucks & Beyond and helping manage Kukla’s Korner, Alanah was one of the founders and co-hosts of The Crazy Canucks Podcast.  She has contributed pieces to FoxSports.com and the New York Times Slapshot blog, as well as other stray destinations in cyberspace.

So that’s me. Who the hell are you? smile


Email: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Alanah’s Twitter: [@alanah1]

high yield savings account