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Vancouver’s Future is in Didjuneau, Alaska
by Alanah McGinley on 09/02/08 at 09:09 PM ET
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Earlier we saw Plan B moving into action, now here’s Plan ‘Z’ from The Spoof:
DIDJUNEAU - ALASKA: Levi Johnston, the 18-year old, self-proclaimed ‘Redneck” and father of Rep-Veep Sarah Palin’s soon-to-be born grandchild was offered a 2-year 20 million US$ deal by the Vancouver Canucks.
Said Canuck GM Mike Gillis, “We’re tired of waiting on that procrastinating Swede Sundin. His loss is LJ’s gain”.
Gillis further believes that The Redneck brings an exciting new vision for the Canucks future:
“Have you seen this guy? He’s Sex on Skates; he’s another Todd Bertuzzi in the making. We need wild, horny, hormonally charged dudes on our team if we want to make the Cup.”
Do we? Makes me wonder why Messier was such a bust, then…
Anyway, enough of that. Spoofs are fun, but I’m mildly concerned about the fact that someone witnessing the current roller-coaster-crash that is the Sarah Palin’s political career considered the whole issue and thought to themselves, “Awesome! I bet there’s an exciting new way to make fun of the Canucks here!”
Geezus, this team gets some weird-assed PR sometimes. 
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Alanah McGinley has been blogging hockey since 2003 (with a notable gap in time through 2010, kicking it with new baby Lucy while living knee-deep in chaos while reading “parenting for complete idiots” during every spare minute) sharing opinions, rants and not-so-deep thoughts with anyone who will listen.
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