I’m Andrew “VooX” Vuckovich and have been a diehard Detroit Red Wings fan ever since watching Steve Yzerman play in the late 80’s.

I live in a fortified bunker in Toronto, Canada, to protect myself from Maple Leafs fans who view me as a traitor and demand my head on a stake.

As I am a barely literate, semi-functioning adult who gets confused easily, my high-paid team of interns do their best to dictate each and every comment to me using small words so I can understand them.