Whats the first thing Adam said to Eve ?

Stand back Eve, I dont know how big this thing is going to get

Posted by PuckHound61 from Speckville USA on 03/20/07 at 03:13 PM ET

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDhZ-E-3nlU

Dimenski and Doyle on Live 97.1 in Detroit brought this up yesterday, I think its halarious.  You only need to watch the first minute or so…  Keep in mind it isn’t that actual cat, and the reporter is just using the cat as an example as if people don’t know what a cat looks like.

Indeed a slow day.

Posted by Jdunc from Flint, MI on 03/20/07 at 03:20 PM ET

Did you know that Jeremy Roenick was sure he was going to play in Canada this season?

AH-HAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

And he blamed his skates not being sharpened for not playing well all of the previous season?

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

And it took him a long time to figure it out?

HAHAHAHAHA [cough] [choke] [wheeze]

But no, no good jokes.

Posted by Tapeleg on 03/20/07 at 05:29 PM ET

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, “Give the ballerina a drink!”

The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, “Give the ballerina another drink!”

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, “Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?”

The drunk replied, “Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!”

Posted by w2j2 on 03/20/07 at 06:53 PM ET

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.” Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.”
Again, Bruce instantly replies, “Our allowance .. Jenny makes 5 bucks week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine.”
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Bruce won’t have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, “Well Bruce, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you.
What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?”
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says “Well, we’ve been lucky so far.”
Mr. Smith no longer thinks that little shit is adorable !!

Posted by cementslinger from Midland MI on 03/21/07 at 02:13 PM ET