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Future of Hockey Moms
by Alanah McGinley on 09/03/08 at 04:43 PM ET
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Sarah Palin and the phrase “Hockey Mom” may have changed the future of the sport. Greg Hardy at CBS Sports SPiN looks a bit closer at the idea,and he’s even written volume 1 of his Futurepedia, a sports almanac to be published in 2057.
2013: The Ford Motor Co. shows its first quarterly profit in years thanks to a hybrid car aimed at the Hockey Mom demographic: a Minivan/Zamboni conversion that runs on Tim Horton’s decaffeinated coffee.
2014: The North American Hockey Moms Association votes that their official beverage will be “Mother Puckers” hard lemonade, which is sold exclusively at Mano’s Grill and Brewhouse in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. Though you probably wouldn’t want to take home any of the Hockey Moms you meet there after 11 p.m.
2015: In just one example of how eager the world is to hop on the Hockey Mom bandwagon, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman resigns his post so he can get a sex change operation.
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You mean he’s going to change back to being a woman?
Posted by OlderThanChelios from Grand Rapids on 09/03/08 at 06:10 PM ET