It is obvious why Melrose, Milbury, Douche Canoe McGuire cannot get a paid job in hockey; just listen to them.

Yaaaaay!
Signed,
the fans and players of the 29 teams he won’t be coaching.

I am not sure if Barry Melrose is really coaching material.I mean he did coach before.Yes but I think he should stick to being a hockey analyst.

I think he’s tired of doing analysis on those brief ESPN segments, and it shows.  If he does get another shot, seems it would be in a struggling market like Atlanta which could use a high profile coach behind the bench.

In a related story I’m interested in gaining superpowers, preferably flight, invulnerability, and x-ray vision.

We’ll see who gets their wish first.

Melrose just doesn’t seem like he’d be such a good coach.  Wayne Gretzky carried the Kings to the final in 93 when Melrose was there, and he owes Wayne a lot for making him look good. 

I actually have met Barry a few times, and while he’s a really nice guy, he seems to be less aware of all aspects of the game than the media makes it seem…