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Bizarro Heatley, Bizarro Clouston Kiss and Make Up
by Mike Chen on 08/21/09 at 01:24 PM ET
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Here’s what Dany Heatley’s saying about his situation to the media today:
“When I signed in Ottawa two years ago, I felt it was to be an integral part of the team,” Heatley said. “Over the last two years and more recently over the past year, I feel my role was diminished. This past season, it diminished a lot more.”
But in Bizarro world, things could played out much differently. Come trip with me across space-time thanks to a drop of red matter, and let’s peak in on a very respectful conversation between Bizarro Heatley, Bizarro Cory Clouston, and Bizarro Bryan Murray.
Murray: Dany, Cory, I wanted you guys to meet to discuss the situation. Dany, you’re one of our most talented players. Cory, you’re our coach. We all want the same thing, so let’s make this work. Dany?
Heatley: I signed here to be an integral part of the team. I’ve felt like my role’s been diminished, yet I know I have the potential to be a leader on this team, on and off the ice.
Clouston: I know we’re all in this together. If you want to be a team leader here, I’m asking you to do all the little things—lead in practice, backcheck hard, grind in the corners to win the puck, block shots. I’m not getting enough defensive effort out of you. I don’t need you to be a wrecking ball out there but I need to know I can count on you. I think as a coach, I should be able to ask that out of you.
Heatley: We all want the same things. I can do those things you’re asking for but limiting my ice time makes it difficult. Give me a chance, starting in training camp and pre-season, and the first ten or so games. As a player, all I want is a chance. Give me a chance to prove myself.
Murray: Ok, we’re settled. Cory, you give Dany a chance to deliver on those things you want. Dany, you understand that you’re given an opportunity but you have to make the most of it. Oh, and one more thing.
Heatley/Clouston: What?
Murray: None of those goes public. That only hurts the team.
Doesn’t seem that difficult, does it?
Ok, so that conversation’s probably not as bombastic as what really happened when Jay Feaster told Vincent Lecavalier and John Tortorella to work things out because neither was getting shipped out. However, had things not spiraled out of control, I think a similar conversation could have salvaged things in Ottawa—if Heatley wanted it that way.
I’m not terribly impressed with Heatley’s explanation so far. From what Cory Clouston said a few months back, Heatley hasn’t exactly tried to be the great compromiser or negotiator, and what Clouston wants—basically, for Heatley to hustle more—is what every coach wants. That tells me that this is Heatley’s semi-polite way of saying that this is a personality issue, that Heatley doesn’t want to have Clouston has his coach, end of story. Yeah, I’m making some assumptions but all the arrows are pointing that way. Where there’s smoke…
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Wow, if someone had told me a week ago that Michael Vick and Dany Heatley would both give press conferences, there’s no way in the world I’d have figured that a convicted dog fighter would impress me so much more than Heatley (and I’m a massive dog lover).
For a supposed leader, Heatley sure came across as one selfish mofo, without a trace of personality… though it was mighty big of him to take two more questions at the end.
Posted by shazam88 from SoCal on 08/21/09 at 06:26 PM ET
His stats have dimished for two years straight and a minus 11 isn’t exactly a great number this past year. I don’t blame Clouston for giving him less ice time. Coaching should be reward based.
He says he’s a team player but with his terrible defensive play and whining about personality issues and whining about his lack of ice-time… I don’t believe that’s the attributes of a team player or a leader.
Mentioning Lecavalier is a good comparison. The difference between him and Heatley is Vince stayed with it through the problems with Torts and look where that led… a Cup victory. Maybe Heatley should look at what others have done in his situation.
Personality conflict is a terrible reason to want a trade. You’ll get that in any job in any market. His trade request from Atlanta was understandable… this trade request is not.
Posted by Matt Fry from Winnipeg on 08/21/09 at 07:14 PM ET
what is really sad is that under Clouston, he’s averaging 70 seconds less ice time than he did with hartsburg
Posted by damji on 08/21/09 at 10:10 PM ET
I know I am late with this comment, but it’s not so much the actual minutes but the quality of those minutes… less PP1 time, less last 5 min time, less 1st lines time, etc.
Not saying I agree with him, just point out it’s not just minutes here…
Posted by WingMan from Qc on 08/25/09 at 03:08 PM ET
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The Fan 590 posted an audio clip of the presser, and it’s even more bizarre when you listen to it.
Posted by George Malik from South Lyon, MI on 08/21/09 at 06:00 PM ET