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Hockey Mad-Libs
by Mike Chen on 10/24/08 at 05:22 PM ET
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Doesn’t it seem like a lot of hockey news over the past few weeks is just deja vu all over again? Now you can create your own puck headlines with Hockey Mad-Libs!
The (TEAM) announced today that (IMPORTANT POLITICAL FIGURE) would (VERB) at the first (EVENT) of the season. Not to be outdone, (WISHY WASHY SUPERSTAR) came out of hiding from his native (LOCATION) where he spent his days doing (ACTIVITY) with his (TYPE OF PERSON) to announce that he’d finally be joining the (GROUP) and he was (ADVERB) (EMOTION) about his decision. Meanwhile, (SEMI-IMPORTANT PLAYER) felt (EMOTION) about facing the (GROUP) for the (NUMBER) time. “I’ve always had (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) when I (VERB) about them,” he said.
All of this was overshadowed by an incident out of (COUNTRY) where anatomically correct (NOUNS) were (VERB) all over the (PLAYING SURFACE). Said one official, “Who knew that (GROUP OF PEOPLE) liked (NOUNS) so much?”
Feel free to create your own wacky versions in the comments. Who knows, some may come true!
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