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What it’s like to be the bitch
by petshark on 05/24/12 at 04:15 AM ET
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I don’t like the word bitch. I don’t mind it as a verb meaning angry complaining, but the noun ain’t what it used to be. Once it meant a difficult, unyielding, demanding female, not unlike an angry protective mother dog should be. Some women liked that image, it had some power. More recently the word has been retasked as shorthand for an angry, impotent person who has no more standing than a toothless dog. It’s a lot like WhileTheMenWatch, a not so original, spayed version of women talking about things women don’t really want to talk about, like sports.
Back in March, I went to LA to see a Sharks game with two cousins and a woman I hadn’t met. She was an avid hockey fan, unlike my cousins. My cousins are men, they like sports, one even likes hockey but doesn’t follow the NHL. I know they are legit sports fans because I had to sit through football games with them. But they are not active NHL fans. Maybe they are at this particular moment but they were not back in March.
Oh, congrats ex-Flyers in LA. That’s as far as I can go.
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Who’s on third?
by petshark on 05/15/12 at 05:00 PM ET
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As praise for the Kings is heaped onto the web, one of the explanations that keeps being presented is the acquisition of Jeff Carter. I agree, if he and Richards are such great buddies, playing together can’t hurt. Happy players play better.
Oh, they don’t mean that? They mean Carter made the top six so much better? Oh. Here I was getting used to the happy notion that teams know they need more than two lines to really do the job. I guess we’re back to only needing a top six. Please tell me GMs aren’t really thinking that way anymore. Please tell me it’s just confused people trying to make sense of the LA Kings suddenly getting their act together.
Sigh.
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Sharks at Mildred Goss Elementary School
by petshark on 05/14/12 at 09:59 PM ET
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While we wait for those reviews to conclude, today Joe Thornton visited San Jose’s Mildred Goss Elementary School for a dedication ceremony:
San Jose Sharks captain Joe Thornton recently partnered with the Sharks Foundation and the Good Tidings Foundation to construct a street hockey court at Mildred Goss Elementary School in San Jose. This special dedication ceremony, held in honor of the newly resurfaced street hockey court at Goss, will be followed by an inaugural game. Thornton will be joined by Sharks broadcasters and other guests to christen the court and battle the students in a game of street hockey.
The ceremony went very smoothly. After some nice quick speeches, Thornton and Sharkie joined some students for a brief game. Dan Rusanowsky acted as announcer and occasional coach for the game. He recommended things like passing the ball. I think everyone had a good time. Randy Hahn was there too, as well as Larry Harper, founder of the Good Tidings Foundation.
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How much should we put on Todd McLellan for the Sharks’ season?
by petshark on 05/06/12 at 02:20 PM ET
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Still waiting for news from Shark Territory. Today I listened to the Morning Skate radio show out of Ohio. They mentioned McLellan as one of the coaches currently under review, who might become available. He was not among the radio show’s first two choices for the Blue Jackets—Alain Vigneault and Guy Boucher were. What I found curious was that Joel Quenneville was on that list too. Really? I didn’t follow the Blackhawks closely at all this season, but what are the chances he’s gone? Tom Renney rounded out that list. Anyway, the lengthy review process puts McLellan in a mixed company of coaches not yet guaranteed a job next season.
Marc-Edouard Vlasic and Justin Braun have been playing in the World Championships, but Vlasic was injured in the last game against the USA. It didn’t look very grave but he was listed as day to day with a lower body injury. Now he is not expected to return to the tournament.
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The longest meetings: Doug Wilson to stay, nothing else confirmed
by petshark on 05/02/12 at 04:00 PM ET
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The LA Kings have a bus going around Lala Land today, its ultimate destination Game 3 of the Western Conference Semi-Finals at Staples Center. Their Twitter account is keeping us all updated on its progress. Because I bought a ticket to a Sharks @ Kings game, I also get emails keeping me informed of the Kings’ adventures, stinging little missives like salt in a wound.
The Sharks ownership group has given Doug Wilson a vote of confidence for the time being. I can’t say that was the wrong thing to do. One really bad year shouldn’t erase the value of several very satisfactory years past. So, no big surprise that Wilson will stay. Where should he start, fixing this thing?
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Patrick Marleau: the canary who won’t sing?
by petshark on 04/27/12 at 03:59 PM ET
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Doug Wilson says you need to keep your head, take emotion out of the equation when deciding what changes to make in the offseason. As a fan, I have no responsibility to do that. Additionally, I lack information, as a lot of people do. What we see from outside the organization, even what is shared with the media, is so limited as to only be a glimpse of the whole picture.
That doesn’t mean we can’t piece something together from what we do see, as the two-dimensional residents of Flatland might understand a three-dimensional star in their midst. Their understanding will not be perfect but they can extrapolate from what they do see, and suspect, or feel.
I won’t argue that keeping Marleau is the best thing, even if that’s what I feel. Maybe he needs a reset, moving might be good for him. What I fear is that trading him would be such a big, dramatic move, it would throw up such a dust cloud that no one would feel pressure to address the more pernicious reasons behind the team’s failures. If you can’t get the best out of Patrick Marleau, your own prodigy, someone who has a shitload of talent and a strong vested interest in your team’s success, what is wrong with you?
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Ring Pavlov’s bell in San Jose, who drools first?
by petshark on 04/24/12 at 10:00 AM ET
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Among other things that went wrong in Pittsburgh during the playoffs, Evgeni Malkin was unrelentingly pestered to the point of frustration by a 19 year old Flyer rookie. I mention this as I did yesterday not only because it gives me tremendous satisfaction but because the same thing happened to a lot of teams this season: a bunch of new kids beat the old guard. Hell, even the Coyotes made it out of the first round for the first time.
Jason Plank @fearthefin: “First time since 2001 that one of Detroit, Vancouver, or San Jose failed to advance to second round. All went out in 5 games this year.”
Even veterans fall down. They tend to get back up and make adjustments quicker than a first-timer does. The Sharks all just fell down together big time, I don’t want Doug Wilson to waste that lesson by sending a bunch of them packing and bringing in guys who have no memory of the group fail. It’s time to get some heads examined, because body-swapping has lost its kick. Or you can keep trying to get a better fix like a proper junkie would.
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Sounding the fire alarms in Shark Territory
by petshark on 04/23/12 at 05:00 PM ET
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Here we go, into the offseason blame game. It should be as fun as a Bud Light ad. First, you get rid of the most visible under-performers, the players:
From a pure hockey standpoint, the smartest Sharks solution would be a maximum reboot and rebuild. Older players would go out the door. They would be traded for draft picks or young prospects. Over a few years, a new core of Sharks would be developed into winners. By 2017 or so, they’d be back among the league’s four or five best teams. -Mercury News
Well, yeah, but only if you keep the new youngsters around. Train ‘em up and ship ‘em out, assuming you do find a bunch of good ones (which would be safer to assume if present depth could back you up), and you’re right back here.
Besides, if Marleau and Clowe and Niemi and Boyle were all gone, who would fans have to blame? Well, there’s still Thornton, he will hang around and he’s fun to complain about. But what if he keeps playing well? Whose name will we scream in the ecstatic writhings of despair? Meh, someone will step up.
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Elimination Day, April 21, 2012
by petshark on 04/22/12 at 12:58 AM ET
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This is going to be long. It is, after all, the end of the Sharks’ 2012 playoff run.
Hands shaking. Why? I’m not even watching the game live. This has all happened before, it has literally happened already, I am watching on delay because I am that paranoid. Still with the hands shaking.
Before the game, Boyle said that no one outside the room believed they could do it. That was a dagger.
Why is a win so important to me? I won’t lose pay if the Sharks don’t come back to play another day. Hell, I might get more paid work done if this is over.
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The Sharks are down 3-1…is that all there is?
by petshark on 04/20/12 at 04:27 PM ET
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The Sharks’ audience didn’t leave early in such great numbers last night, not the way they did as Game 3 stumbled to the finish. Sure, the Sharks were only down by one goal for most of the game, they were never down by three. Still, I like to think people stayed because that was very likely the last game they would see this season. It hasn’t gone on long enough to feel like a real second season.
So we stayed and we gave a cheer full of gusto for Thornton’s last-minute goal. As the noise died down, I got that feeling best described by a Peggy Lee song I first heard in the movie After Hours. It is depressing, maudlin even. I don’t recommend it for play during a hockey game, or after one for that matter. But I remember the movie being hilarious.
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About Petshark: Talking Stick
Native of Northern California. Hockey fan since 1998… sort of… there’s a hiatus in there that I still can’t explain.
I want to know about anything and everything related to the sport and the spectacle. I watch, I react, I write it down.
My interest in the Sharks was initially a matter of geographic convenience and regional loyalty because that seemed to be how it worked. I had no prior interest (at all—AT ALL) in professional sports of any kind. When I met hockey, it might have set off a chain reaction of general sports fandom. It hasn’t, I don’t think it will. At all.
Since then, that interest developed into full blown (mostly sort of usually almost completely) exclusive loyalty to the Sharks.
I started blogging a couple years ago on wordpress. I still occasionally put things there that I don’t think fit here because they are not about the Sharks. Wherever my words wander, here on Kuklas Korner, they will (usually) hang on to a teal thread.
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Most Recent Blog Posts
What it’s like to be the bitch
Sharks at Mildred Goss Elementary School
How much should we put on Todd McLellan for the Sharks’ season?
The longest meetings: Doug Wilson to stay, nothing else confirmed
Patrick Marleau: the canary who won’t sing?
Ring Pavlov’s bell in San Jose, who drools first?
Sounding the fire alarms in Shark Territory