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“Ratherisms”

As I commented before, one of the best things about Election Night in the United States over the past few decades has been watching the results come in and the tabulations being made.  Every news channel has its own coverage, but the most entertaining, by far, is CBS.  Dan Rather, who is quite a character, adds zest to the coverage with his turns of phrase, his “Ratherisms”.

Probably the most famous “Ratherism” is

This race is as tight as the rusted lug nuts on a ‘55 Ford

My personal favorite came back in the 2000 coverage, when he quipped

“Yeah, but if a frog had sidepockets, he’d carry a handgun and he wouldn’t be afraid of blacksnakes”

Usually, as the night wears on, these things make less and less sense, but they’re always fun.

Feel free to leave your own favorite “Ratherisms”

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Here’s an OlderThanChelios-ism. Stick to hockey, jackass. No matter who becomes the next U.S. President, the Wings rule and the rest of the league just drools.

If you can’t come up with a legitimate hockey topic, David, just shut up!

Posted by OlderThanChelios from Grand Rapids on 11/04/08 at 11:36 PM ET

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It continues to shock me that the Wings, one of the classiest teams in the league, has the most crass and repugnant fans, at least on this website.  Apparently Michigan is peopled with garbage people.

Posted by Jeffrey Beaumont on 11/05/08 at 01:29 AM ET

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one of my favorites was “Bush tore thru the South like a tornado thru a trailer park”

Not everyone in Michigan is garbage but if it seems that way it is only because we take so much of Canada’s trash.

Posted by JR from Mich on 11/05/08 at 07:12 AM ET

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“We had a slight hitch in our giddy up, but we corrected that.”

Posted by Carolina On Ice on 11/05/08 at 08:24 AM ET

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David Lee is a restaurant manager with an unused degree in political science.  He can be found at Carolina Hurricanes games, Scrabble tournaments and indie-rock shows.  Sometimes, all in the same day. 

David has contributed to CBC.ca for their Stanley Cup playoff coverage in 2006 and to the New York Times Slapshot blog for theirs in 2008.  Red and Black Hockey was founded in July of 2005.

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