Survival Kit
04/07/07 at 08:52 AM ET | Comments (1)
from Loose Change at the Hockey News,
It’s the final weekend of the season and you’re a Toronto Maple Leafs fan, or a Montreal Canadiens’ fan, or a New York Islanders’ fan, or a Calgary Flames’ fan or a fan of the Colorado Avalanche. These teams, fighting for those last precious playoff spots, resemble gerbils trying to balance on a jellybean.
How will you survive this weekend? Can you survive this weekend? Well, yes you can. Just follow these 12, potentially life-saving, mantras that should put your mind, body and soul at ease (although I’d advise keeping 911 on speed dial just in case).
Top 12 Keep-Me-Calm-Mantras-for-This-Frenzied-Weekend-Ahead:
5 I am a fragile puck. I bruise very easily. The next time I hit something I may shatter into pieces. I am sliding towards Andrew Raycroft.
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